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DaHitler (m)
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I just measured my instrument and it is only 2 inches. Is that about average? Or is it a little bit above average?
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DaHitler (m)
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Really, I am serious. I read on a website that the average size is 1.5 inches, so I kind of figured that would mean that my 2 inches will make me well equipped for anything life throws at me. Right?
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edygirl (f)
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You are in a big trouble.
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DaHitler (m)
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I can't remember, it was a while ago. You are in a big trouble.
So, assuming that I am just a little smaller than normal, it still doesn't matter because size doesn't matter. right?
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edygirl (f)
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Don't worry when you get a girl friend, you will know whether size matters or not.
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mrmayor (m)
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Afeni,Afeni,Afeni
How many times did I write your name,I will tell you the cause of your problem,Maximum Ruler Seun has put a curse on you for annoying his teenage female fans on Nairaland. You can beg the good Reverend to break the curse,better still I can do it but you need get these items,1 albino cockcroach,21 pregnant mosqitos, 15 taliban goats and 1 virgin crocodile. If you can't get these send $4000 by paypal and consider yourself cured
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DaHitler (m)
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Afeni,Afeni,Afeni
How many times did I write your names,I will tell you the cause of your problem,Maximum Ruler Seun has put a curse on you for annoying his teenager fans on Nairaland. You can beg the good Reverend to break the curse,better still i can do it but you need get these items,1 albino cockcroach,21 pregnant mosqitos, 15 taliban goats and 1 virgin crocodile. If you can't get these send $4000 by paypal and consider yourself cured
Thank you very much for offering to help. I am working in the summer so I should have the 4 thousand dollars saved up by the end. I am sure I can find the pregnant mosqitos and the vrigin crocodile in Florida. However, getting 15 goats from Afghanistan and an albino cockroach from lords knows where might not be possible. Is it possible for you to provide those materials for a small fee? 
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2cantango (f)
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Afeni  You can be somewhat annoying at times  but you are one of the most entertaining members in Nairaland  Now dear child, before you read any further, I suggest you please sit down, take a deep breath and prepare yourself for a dose of reality. Measured along the top, how long is your erect privates?By age, the averages found were:Age Size12 4.1" (104 mm) 13 5.1" (130 mm) 14 6.0" (152 mm) 15 6.1" (155 mm) 16 6.3" (160 mm) 17 6.5" (165 mm) 18 6.4" (163 mm) 19 6.2" (157 mm) 20 6.2" (157 mm) By ethnicity (age 15 and over only):Race SizeBlack 6.89" (175 mm) Asian 5.33" (135 mm) Caucasian 6.22" (158 mm) Hispanic 6.15" (156 mm) Native American 5.66" (144 mm) Now dear please don't cry, everything will be alright - diddy may be able to give you advice on techniques to enlarge your privates  You know he boasts a whopping  inches Source
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DaHitler (m)
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2C, your information can't be right. For starters, according to your information, the average size shrinks by .3 inches from 17 to 19. And secondly, I am able to keep going for a whopping 15 seconds. So even if I have a small package, I won't be a dissapointment. 
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2cantango (f)
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Afeni  If you check the site I gathered the information from, you will see that it states the most likely cause for the decrease in size is due to the lads 'exaggerating' about their size to begin with  Wow  a full 15 seconds  your girl will need to be as fit as a fiddle - what a marathon! 
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2cantango (f)
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What is so embarrassing? I got it from a reliable source - YOU - in another thread 
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j-girl (f)
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please 2cantango,  can you modify that size? I don't want diddy to be embarassed on this thread. He is so speechless that he doesn't know how to talk. please. Let the poor boy be able to talk.
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Seun (m)
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You should measure it during action to get the correct size. 
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2cantango (f)
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There ya go diddy, I've removed the size 
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2cantango (f)
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Lol Seun  if Afeni measures his while erect, he just might be able to reach 4inches 
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DaHitler (m)
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I mean it is 2 inches while erect. It is also 2 inches while normal, but it slumps down. 
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DaHitler (m)
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Ok, Mr Laughter. How long is yours?
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DaHitler (m)
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You know what, I think the ruler I might be using is faulty. I am going to look for another one. 
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