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Temivict (f)
A Gorilla Job
« on: July 31, 2008, 11:53 AM »

A gorilla job!         

This guy needs a job and decides to apply at the zoo.
As it happened, their star attraction, a gorilla,
had passed away the night before and they had carefully preserved his hide.
They tell this guy that they'll pay him well if he would dress up in the gorillas skin and
pretend to be the gorilla so people will keep coming to the zoo. Well, the guy has his doubts,
But Hey!
He needs the money, so he puts on the skin and goes out into the cage.
The people all cheer to see him. He plays up to the audience and they just eat it up.
This isn't so bad, he thinks, and he starts really putting on a show,
jumping around, beating his chest and roaring, swinging around.
During one acrobatic attempt, though,
he loses his balance and crashes through some safety netting,
landing square in the middle of the lion cage! As he lies there stunned, the lion roars.
He's terrified and starts screaming, "Help, Help, Help!"
The lion races over to him, places his paws on his chest and hisses,
"Shut up or we'll BOTH lose our jobs !"
Ebonyj (f)
Re: A Gorilla Job
« #1 on: July 31, 2008, 02:31 PM »

Very funny Wink
SeanT21 (f)
Re: A Gorilla Job
« #2 on: August 01, 2008, 02:35 AM »

Haha.
Thug Life (m)
Re: A Gorilla Job
« #3 on: August 01, 2008, 05:04 AM »

 Wink nice
Jeovy (m)
Re: A Gorilla Job
« #4 on: August 01, 2008, 05:08 AM »

ha,see wahala  Grin
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