Share Your Most Embarassing Moments

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lol eyah all of u sorry ehn

neways mine was when i was about 13 or so. there was this my neighbour who was very annoying. she was this skinny gurl with big mouth, i always had d most irresistable urge 2 break her into 2. neways, one day she was getting rude 2 me  outside my house (n it was along a major road) n i wasnt going to av it. so i start cussin her yea. then she went 2 report me 2 my aunty who came up 2 me from nowhere, took off one of her shoes and beat me silly in d middle of the road. n this boi dt i knew liked me but i was always fronting for him, he saw d whole thing. i swear it wasnt funny but i still fronted for d boy sha. see me plotting 4 d girl!!

 

It was my 3rd week in London and my lovely dad thought I should have known

the way to and fro woolwich and I thought yeah I should know.
   
He sent me to woolwich and as I was coming back, I got on bus 472 instead of

422.  Anyways, the bus got to its last stop and i was thinking, where is my

house.  Fortunately, the driver was nigerian and he asked me to get down and I

said I 've not reached where I was going.
 
He now asked me to describe the shops around my house which I did and he

was like, you live in Plumstead not Thamesmead  and said 'you just came from

Nigeria? and I was so embarassed' so he gave me some money to get my ass

back to woolwich and home.
 
 I got home and dad was ranting about how long it took me to get back so i now

told him what happened, instead of him to be sympathetic, he was laughing his

ass off.

OK my most embarrassing moment goes like this:

When I was in Jss3 actually we had finished our Junior WAEC and where back home. I went to visit a Friend of mine who lived not too far from my house. So I was wearing this wig, because my hair was quiet short(we used to cut our hair then)

As I was going back home, my friend was actually with me as she was seeing me off, We wanted to cross the road, then this big truck just went past and carried all the wind in the world with it, as we were now trying to cross the road, my wig fell off. The people in a shop across the road started laughing big time. My friend even joined them to laugh as she was one wannabe ajebo .

The worst part was that the wind even carried my wig, I didn't know if I shld just chase after the wig or cover my face or laugh or cry, I just stood there with my short hair. Eventually I just went to where the wind carried my wig to and dusted the thing and put it back on.

I just left my friend with all the people there and went home. As much as I pretended not to look embarrassed, I was dying, I just wished the ground will open and swallow me
I got home and told my sister what had happened and she laughed and laughed and laughed me too I join am laugh now But I never wore that wig again or even visited that my friend.

  ,i've had a lot of embrassin moments but i will just give only two.
there was this day i went 2 church,d sermon was about 2 start and d pastor told us 2 go round and greet everybody,i was feelin like one big chick and greeting everybody like one,suddenly an usher called me and was like ur skirt is stained i was oh am sure is d dust from d chair and she was like no ur skirt is stained with blood[I WAS ON MY MENSES AND I DDNT KNO]i was like oh my GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!it was as if d ground should open up and swallow me up,i left my bible and my bag and ran home i was 222222 ashamed to enter d church and take my tins,since den i stopped going 2 that church i had 2 change 2 another church.
den d second was about this stupid cough i had,u kno all this kind of cough that when u cough, it would sound like one loud ugly monster,so i went with a frend 4 a get 2 getHer and at a time when we were eatin  d cough started,i tryed holdin it[which even worsend everytin ]but it couldnt stay inside 4 long and i coughed with so much force that everybody turned and looked at me as if i had tuberclousis and d annoying tin was that one fine bloke that i was eyein advised that i should have taken cough medicine before cumin,i was like GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

one time i was in chuch i was tryin to sneeze quietly, not only did i sneeze loud like an idiot but also farted, usually i turn to my younga bro and ask I'm y he farted.he has a basket mouth, he points at mi and laff instead cuzin distraction

Hmmmn Embarrasing moments,

Well, my cousin was getting married and everyone had matching trads i was expected to be in school ( I was in SS1), so none was sewn for me,

for some reason i was around for the wedding and i was just going to wear a gown or a cute skirt suit, but my mom had to go into her closet and

force me to wear this really long overflowing skirt and this huge jacket with it, then to make matters worse i was given this hat with the net

covering the face, she claimed it was the closest thing that matched the trads every other person was wearing. We got to the wedding and even

my uncle was like ahba you don't even want any guy to look you at all (mind you he was 57 then). As if going through that was not pain enough  my dad had

to take us to one of these parties that old people go to we didn't go home to change, we went straight from the wedding and when we got there, i found out

that the party was divided for teens and adults. I decided to stay with my mum and make her as miserable as i felt for wearing that riduculous outfit, because

even my brothers and cusins didn't want me around them.  But then this ITK had to come and drag me to the teens party and he just had to take me to the

very middle of the crowd and was like even though she looks older she is your agemate and there i was in the middle of this party with fine blokes and well dressed

chicks looking like a NUN. i was too embarrased for words

vickybabe, its uncle Famade 

Mine happened when I was still a kid. I woke up with a hard-on one morning and my mum noticed when I was going to the toilet.  As a kid I felt extremely embarrased!

I've had a couple of embarrasing moments, some i'll prefer not to remember. But I'll share anyways. 

It was some years ago. There was a guy I had met at school and I had been trying to go out with for weeks. And every time I thought about asking him out, I concluded that he'll say no and  that he prolly wasn't feeling me, so I'll change my mind. Then one day, he called me up, (he'D gotten my number from a mutual friend) and asked if I'D like to go out. I, of course, wanted to scream but instead, I just coolly replied "yes".  So we set a date for that weekend (saturday).  On friday, I hanged out with a couple of my friends and we ordered Chinese take out from a nearby restaurant.

(GROSS ALERT!!!)The next day, I woke up feeling dizzy and unsure of which way the food I had eaten the day before was going to come out at. Whichever it was, I had to get to the bathroom, ASAP. The thing eventually came out both ways . The whole day, I kept throwing up and running to the bathroom. I mean, my yansh felt like it was on fire. And I eventually silenced the voice in my head that told me going out in that condition wasn't a good idea.

To cut a long story short, the date was miserable, I had to run to the bathroom about three times. Hell, I was even surprised I didn't pass out before it was over. surprisingly, though, my date was a perfect gentleman and very understanding, and wasn't pissed even when I would tune him out when he starts talking or completely ignore him as I was obviously disoriented. When he walked me to my doorstep, he decided to kiss me good night. (Such a sweet guy!). And in return, I threw up all over him.
I avoided him like a plague afterwards, but we eventually had a second date and he, of course, made fun of me for months afterwards.

I have soo much mehn.
One was when I was in elementary school I think 4rth grade.  I was in my close to being boy crazy stage, so me and this boy we were flirting then my dad came out of no where.  i was scared out of my mind.  So my dad started talking to me in yoruba and was like who is that boy, I was like I don't know then he started yelling at the boy and was like don't ever bother my daughter anymore, don't touch her and stuff I was soooo embarrassed.  I didnt even want to go to school the next day.

Another one was when i was youngerI was in class and I was trying to sneeze and instead of jut the sneeze coming snout and a loud fart accompanied it.  I just felt like digging a whole for myself and just going in it.

One summmer I went to my friends and we had to go to church. . . . .I was all exited thinking I was going to look cute (cause I was trying to impress this boy) but Sunday came and I forgot my shoes at home.  My friend is bigger than me so I couldnt just borrow one of her shoes so I had to wear slippers with my cute church outfitand when the boy saw me he was looking at me like I had a 3rd eye and shi*.

 

lol.

My own was when i was in boarding school. I was walking with my friends on the main road and i was laughing very hard closing my eyes and clutching my stomach and laughing very very hard. next thing i fell into a gutter and i could not get up that was how my crush (of all the people in the world) saw me in there and pulled me out. The gutter was dry though but i scraped my leg and it was painful - i now started crying because
1. My leg was hurting
2. My crush saw me fall
3. My yeye, good-for- nothing friends and everybody around me was laughing.

@domino

Lol, were u drunk 

oh i get it

@queen2, drunk? Naa, was far from it. Girl, if u know lagos danfo drivers well, u'D probably be asking me if HE was d drunk fella. Lol.

Have you ever spilt some drink like yoghurt or beer right on your crotch in front of your zip. Either way you look at it, it looks like you just "came".