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2cantango (f)
Re: Converting Straight Men: Easy As ABC And Tonnes Of Fun!
« #32 on: June 23, 2006, 04:12 PM »



Lol diddy Cheesy

Good to see you tellin it like it is Wink Cool
my2cents (m)
Re: Converting Straight Men: Easy As ABC And Tonnes Of Fun!
« #33 on: June 23, 2006, 04:21 PM »

So pedron,

Just curious - when you bend over to take it, do u use vaseline or KY jelly  Shocked?  You sound so uptight LOL
diddy4 (m)
Re: Converting Straight Men: Easy As ABC And Tonnes Of Fun!
« #34 on: June 23, 2006, 05:08 PM »

@2c

hey girl, i have missed u alot. wonder whatchu upto. 


@my2cents

nahhh, he uses peanut butter and jelly to take shiit up the ass. he bends over and takes it like a female dog(bitch). he now wants every man to start taking shiit up the ass. he is lucky im not near him. he would have seen the true meaning of homophobic.
mizkay (f)
Re: Converting Straight Men: Easy As ABC And Tonnes Of Fun!
« #35 on: June 25, 2006, 11:17 PM »

@diddy4 - you telling it as it meant to be told bro. WORD. You havent got it twisted at all. FAGGOTS!
diddy4 (m)
Re: Converting Straight Men: Easy As ABC And Tonnes Of Fun!
« #36 on: June 25, 2006, 11:21 PM »

thanks kay, i just hate 'em faggots.
davidylan (m)
Re: Converting Straight Men: Easy As ABC And Tonnes Of Fun!
« #37 on: June 26, 2006, 12:02 AM »

@ pedron

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i started this thread because i wanted some important discussion.so those of you who are too homophobic to be polite,please stay away.

Did you call your disgusting thread "important discussion"? You are a disgrace to your parents!
diddy4 (m)
Re: Converting Straight Men: Easy As ABC And Tonnes Of Fun!
« #38 on: June 26, 2006, 12:33 AM »

  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

thats gonn@ hurt, ouch. Grin Grin Grin Grin
pedron (m)
Re: Converting Straight Men: Easy As ABC And Tonnes Of Fun!
« #39 on: June 26, 2006, 02:29 PM »

diddy,
yoiu such an idiot.and i mean that seriously.for goodness sake,if yoiu have nothing more to say,kill it! gay men have existed from the beginning and not even pork-chops like you can make us disappear.i didnt ask to be this way,i just am.plus,most gay guys around here are very very effeminate,and thats not my thing.i'm free to seek pleasure where i will.i don't recall questioning you about your sessions. also,you might be glad to know that for sure,no gay man will find you appealing.yoiu may look good ,but you have a bad heart.and might i remind you that you are a human being,just like the rest of us,and so you and whichever of youir friends like that brainless mizkay  have no right to judge me or anyone else for that matter.
diddy4 (m)
Re: Converting Straight Men: Easy As ABC And Tonnes Of Fun!
« #40 on: June 26, 2006, 04:14 PM »

hey man, i am not judging you. nahhhh, i said i will kill every one of your kinds if i have the power to. get that into your dumb head. it is worse to be gay but to try to convert straight men? are you fucking crazy or out of your miserable mind? are you a bloody sex starved animal? aint there enough gays for you to fu*k their disgusting anus? why the mess will you want to fu*k a straight guys anus? is it more appealing to you perverts? take your damn time and wipe my name out of your filthy mouth you cursed son of a good man.
mizkay (f)
Re: Converting Straight Men: Easy As ABC And Tonnes Of Fun!
« #41 on: June 26, 2006, 08:41 PM »

@Pedron. You are a wanker! a f@$king LOOSER to call me brainless. Get a faggotless LIFE! Got a problem? Go stick your head in your dyke's backside. WhoTF do you think you are? You've hit a raw nerve. People have the right to express their opinions and you have done yours so do I mine. I will re-adapt you before I let you judge my brains! watch it. seriously if you think I am brainless, then this is what I think you are: You're a putrescent mass of walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, and a weasel. Oh, I take that back; you are a festering pustule on a weasel's rump. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon and you have all the appeal of cut paper. Needless to say you can't brush your teeth without a manual. The only thing worse than your malformed logic is your  disabled manners. Your attempt at constructing a creative thread was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective,  Maybe later in your life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count and logically reason, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things to be difficult. If I had known that this was true in your case then I would never have exposed myself to what you wrote. It just wouldn't have been "right." Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, social and 'antisexual' struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you. I don't think that I can summon the strength left to mock your moronic opinions and malformed comments about boring trivia or your other sick drivel. Duh.
davidylan (m)
Re: Converting Straight Men: Easy As ABC And Tonnes Of Fun!
« #42 on: June 26, 2006, 10:12 PM »

 Shocked
@Mizkay,
Jeez, that was enough to make a man commit suicide. Sofry sofry abeg o!  Grin

@ pedron
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i'm free to seek pleasure where i will
You are absolutely right! Can't agree more! After you are through with gay men, you might want to try goats and cows too, it is possible you might get some pleasure there too.

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i didnt ask to be this way,i just am
Just stop justifying your twisted mind. So who made you like that? God? your parents? Where in the bible or quran is it written that God created some men gay? Are even animals (supposedly of lower intelligence) behaving the way you do?
Have you ever seen a stubborn male goat trying to ride another male?

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no gay man will find you appealing.yoiu may look good ,but you have a bad heart
And you my dear i suppose has a good heart right? What would your wife and children be thinking? I think any sane or decent (of which you do not qualify to be addressed as such) man will be repulsed to be found sexually appealing by another man!

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might i remind you that you are a human being,just like the rest of us
I am truly ashamed to be classified in the same species as the likes of you! No you are not a human being for not even animals have the temerity to do as you do! They with the little intelligence that they have know how the creator made them!

You are a shame to mankind!




desiree (f)
Re: Converting Straight Men: Easy As ABC And Tonnes Of Fun!
« #43 on: June 26, 2006, 10:14 PM »

@pedron

Your plot is as senseless as you sound; it is faggots like you that make people bring out their homophobic tendencies. WHY in god’s name do you want a straight man? You better know who to see about your idiocy before you cross a straight guy that would send you to your early grave. Angry Angry
diddy4 (m)
Re: Converting Straight Men: Easy As ABC And Tonnes Of Fun!
« #44 on: June 26, 2006, 10:33 PM »

i already told him  he is very lucky i aint where he is, he would have been 6 feet deep by now. kill him and all his kinds. he is mad. want to convert straight guys. kai, you get luck i no get the power of death. you for don die by now. imagine this animal. he even has the temerity to post here and announce that he wants to convert straight guys. you should be ashamed of yourself you worthless piece of shiit. Angry Angry Angry Angry
mizkay (f)
Re: Converting Straight Men: Easy As ABC And Tonnes Of Fun!
« #45 on: June 27, 2006, 01:50 AM »

Quote from: davidylan on June 26, 2006, 10:12 PM
Shocked
@Mizkay,
Jeez, that was enough to make a man commit suicide. Sofry sofry abeg o!  Grin

 What would your wife and children be thinking?


after calling me brainless, i just couldnt go sofry sofry on that mistaken human being. but i hear you. plus, howTF is he going to get wife and children? by some abrakadebra miracle?
pedron (m)
Re: Converting Straight Men: Easy As ABC And Tonnes Of Fun!
« #46 on: June 27, 2006, 08:43 AM »

i said you were brainless and after reading just 2 lines of your, work,i'm sure,as i know everyone else on the thread is,that indeed you are quite brainless.thats all i have to say for you.you also sound very ugly.could that be part of your problem, all that bottled-up emotion,all coming from somewhere, maybe your sister or friends prettier than you, got nicer legs than youi, got shaved armpits maybe?get a life!
as for you "straight" guys,
let me just tell you that you are exhibiting typical (daft) str8 behaviour.yoiu try so hard to sound so macho but all it takes is one slight squeeze of yoiur thigh and then the only thing thats hard is hard like a rock.i've seen it before,so believe me when i say that i'm in no way offended by your statements.
i'm gay and theres nothing you can do about it.eat that!
bluenubian (f)
Re: Converting Straight Men: Easy As ABC And Tonnes Of Fun!
« #47 on: June 27, 2006, 09:31 AM »

don't u think u guys a being a little to harsh



@pedron

u should have probably kept your business to yourself, sorry we still live in a world where homosexuality is still not accepted, especially in male, so till then,keep your mouth shut please.  please keep your business to yourself and play it safe, some people might decide to hurt u cause they don't understand u. its not worth losing your life over. ok
diddy4 (m)
Re: Converting Straight Men: Easy As ABC And Tonnes Of Fun!
« #48 on: June 27, 2006, 03:37 PM »

just as you wont deny your being gay, that is how i wont deny my resentment for your kinds. and if you didnt understand blue, i am one of those that will hurt you because i hate your kinds. about the thigh thingy, try it with me and see how fast i can kill with the snap of a finger. agadi ekwenka, ezi, ara chagbuokwa gi ebe ahu. ina apu ala. onyo ma biri. anumanu.
ikamefa (f)
Re: Converting Straight Men: Easy As ABC And Tonnes Of Fun!
« #49 on: June 27, 2006, 06:54 PM »

Quote from: diddy4 on June 27, 2006, 03:37 PM
r. agadi akwenka, ezi, ara chagbuokwa gi ebe ahu. ina apu ala. onyo ma biri. anumanu.

say what? Huh ebe what?  Huh
mizkay (f)
Re: Converting Straight Men: Easy As ABC And Tonnes Of Fun!
« #50 on: June 27, 2006, 11:20 PM »

@pedron - Of course you could only cope with reading just two lines of my work. For a man with such twisted sexual tendencies there's no wonder your brain's even more warped, pretty malformed it is! No! for the life of me, you can't read. You are a thick-headed trog. I have seen skeet with more sense than you have. You are a few bricks short of a full load, a few cards short of a full deck, a few bytes short of a full core dump, and a few chromosomes short of a full human. Worse than that, you stink. PERIOD. God created houseflies, cockroaches, maggots, mosquitos, fleas, ticks, slugs, leeches, and intestinal parasites, then he lowered his standards even more, and made you! who wants to do anything about the fact that you're a freak of a faggot? Between you and me who's brainless? who's ugly? check. Oh I forgot you can't - toothless bulldog. I'd rather be uglier than my pretty-legged friends (but that's your faggot opinion), than be the fecking faggot that you are anyday! You're the one with so much bottled up sexual frustration you can't get enough of your faggot-some lovers you want to go a-converting! Give US a break! Louse in the House!
gem87 (f)
Re: Converting Straight Men: Easy As ABC And Tonnes Of Fun!
« #51 on: June 27, 2006, 11:26 PM »

all i hv 2 say is that a real man wants a real pussy
and a man that cnt do that ain't a real man, simple n short
mizkay (f)
Re: Converting Straight Men: Easy As ABC And Tonnes Of Fun!
« #52 on: June 27, 2006, 11:29 PM »

and all i have to add is that gem87 is a real GEM! WORD sis, WORD!
Kadeejah (f)
Re: Converting Straight Men: Easy As ABC And Tonnes Of Fun!
« #53 on: June 27, 2006, 11:47 PM »

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besides,for your information,guys give better blowjobs that chicks.and youi can take THAT to the bank!
dawg r u fa real Shocked Shocked u fukkin gay lord eeeewwwww u sickkk uuugghhh Lips sealed
i can stand gay peeps buh im not here ta diss u
buh aint there enough gay dudes alredi? u can't find one of them ta fukk
now u want a str8 dude ta give u head Shocked diz iz were u don pissed me off Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry
i don't think u got a good enough reason 2 suddenly think u want 2 convert a str8 man into a fag
and 1 more thangg u aint binegro puuhhlease there aint nufin like a bi dude u just str8 up gay
aight das all i gotta say Smiley. . .jus stick 2 ya gay dudes aight Angry Angry
pedron (m)
Re: Converting Straight Men: Easy As ABC And Tonnes Of Fun!
« #54 on: June 28, 2006, 08:45 AM »

first of all,i need for as many of you who CAN,to stop for a minute and realize that i do not put a gun to anyone's head.the str8s i'm talking about are adults you know.so,its not like i'm forcing them.i just help them realize that there are other options available,and they are kool with it.i think you should speak for yourselves.
 @ bluenubian:thanks for your advise.you are the only one whos said anything but insults and itfeels different to read that from you,but be careful because some of these people are really dumb, for any neutral-to-nice statements they'll read their shallow meanings to them.i will take your advise and be careful,indeed i already am as careful as i can be.and of course the only reason i posted a thread like this is all thanks to the anonymity of the net.so thanks.
 @mizkay:still unable to take more than 2 lines of your rubbish.i really think you should kill yourself.you are so unpopular and have such a complex.i pity you, but not so much.i feel that its really runts like you who have 0 self-esteem who we should show the most love to.but i'm afraid you make for boring conversation so i wont try to help you.i hope you understand.
mizkay (f)
Re: Converting Straight Men: Easy As ABC And Tonnes Of Fun!
« #55 on: June 28, 2006, 08:53 AM »

Break a neck !
mizkay (f)
Re: Converting Straight Men: Easy As ABC And Tonnes Of Fun!
« #56 on: June 28, 2006, 08:54 AM »

noone is taking a sec out of their time to stop for a minute and realise any of your idiosyncracies! foolish faggot! there's nothing to realise. and if you didnt read 2 lines of my rubbish that you so deserve, you wouldnt have replied to me! (which means that you read it. Duhh! Note the difference between reading/replying to information and ignoring information. chicken!). fake human! silly cow! idiotic fool! marshmallow! say what you like! you remain a faggot and we are not obliged to take the likes of your expanded arse! you'll be the one killing yourself! perverted wart!
pedron (m)
Re: Converting Straight Men: Easy As ABC And Tonnes Of Fun!
« #57 on: June 28, 2006, 10:00 AM »

@mizkay: you are so brain-dead.do you not know what 2 lines are.go on , try.
you keep insulting me by calling me faggot.but its not an insult.i am agy,so i am a faggot.you are not gay,so i'd insult you by calling YOU faggot,but you too boring to be called even that.yoiu quite hopeless.
youngies (m)
Re: Converting Straight Men: Easy As ABC And Tonnes Of Fun!
« #58 on: June 28, 2006, 10:55 AM »

@Pedron
My candid advice is that you seek an urgent medical attention. What you have is a serious condition. The more you waste time the more it detoriates, and that will be too bad for you. It might lead you soon into trying to convert your father, uncles, mosquitos, houseflies, or even your six months son.
pedron (m)
Re: Converting Straight Men: Easy As ABC And Tonnes Of Fun!
« #59 on: June 28, 2006, 10:57 AM »

@ youngidiot-when you have nothing to say,say nothing.you seem so full of , nothing.
desiree (f)
Re: Converting Straight Men: Easy As ABC And Tonnes Of Fun!
« #60 on: June 28, 2006, 11:25 AM »

@pedron

give it a break already, go f.u.c.k your sh*t!!! at least we won't be there to smell it afterwards.
pedron (m)
Re: Converting Straight Men: Easy As ABC And Tonnes Of Fun!
« #61 on: June 28, 2006, 11:46 AM »

 @desree, you such a wannabe.i'll get your man anyday!loser.
desiree (f)
Re: Converting Straight Men: Easy As ABC And Tonnes Of Fun!
« #62 on: June 28, 2006, 11:54 AM »



Who sounds like a loser here? Who is advertising for a straight man to convert because they cannot get any sh*t to f.u.c.k? Go get yourself a life man!!!!

They roast folks like you in Brixton for just breathing the same air as normal people, Spineless idiot, coward, why not show your ugly face, MuMu!! You put the L in Loser mind you.
diddy4 (m)
Re: Converting Straight Men: Easy As ABC And Tonnes Of Fun!
« #63 on: June 28, 2006, 02:56 PM »

pedron

see my man, if you can't find any other gay guys to fu*k cuzz you're as nasty as the word nasty sounds, do me a favor. shut your trap and go jerk off to a cookbook. bloody faggot.
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