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abasifo (m)
Police
« on: August 11, 2008, 03:01 PM »

POLICE
While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, I was interrupted by a little girl about 6 years old. Looking up and down at my uniform, she asked, 'Are you a cop? Yes,' I answered and continued writing the report. My mother said if I ever needed help I should ask the police. Is that right?' 'Yes, that's right,' I told her. 'Well, then,' she said as she extended her foot toward me, 'would you please tie my shoe?'
tufe (m)
Re: Police
« #1 on: August 12, 2008, 11:36 AM »

good girl, vetry good girl. listens to her parents.

but if u try that one with nigerian police, even if the child is 4yrs old, she fit sleep for counter oh. that is sabotage (according to our police Cheesy)
Nautillus (m)
Re: Police
« #2 on: August 12, 2008, 11:43 AM »

What the little girl ask for isn't so badyou big bad wolf It isn't funny.
tufe (m)
Re: Police
« #3 on: August 12, 2008, 11:48 AM »

maybe u left ur sense of hunour in the bedroom.

funny to me Cheesy Cheesy
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