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eldee (m)
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********************************KNOW YOUR ROLE********************************No callouts, no angst, just the best of today VS one of the pioneers of Nairaland freestyle battling.
This is definitely not the walkover we witnessed in Spit or Quit, this promises the best thing Nairaland netcees have ever seen.
Best of 2006 (Jackal) VS Best of '08 (Wordmith)Famous lines from Wordsmith inculde:kiss a verse like Jada, that gun locks [lox] with a clip on u/ hot 16's be the shit, my Styles P[ee] on the Battle with Bolajibaoklyrically i remain flawless, your remains more or less on the floorbed/ with an epistle that reads "here lies Malthuss whom the Wordsmith murketh"/ Apparently murking Malthuss  From JackalIts Jackal, the street- talker, heat sparker the beef starter, packin guns while i eat prawn-crackers They call me Jackal Tha Assassin because i thrive on dissin' Dishin venomous lyrics to foxes that SIN and hood-vixens Place your bets already, this is def sleeker than your average
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Hannibal
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Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. . . . . . . . . Who is Wordsmith?? Can i see his resume??  |
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eldee (m)
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Le Constitution
1. 16 Bars
2. 2 Rounds (A third round if it's concluded a draw)
3. All out dissing, no holds barred
4. No judge.
a). A total of 5 votes.
b). 3 - 2 votes is a win.
c). 3 straight votes is a K.O
d). 5 straight votes T.K.O
5. NO BITING
6. No irrelevant talk
RESTRICTED VOTING: Shaz, HybirdX, Tianshe, Mailmalc, Alexpissu, Maverik, Menike, Malthuss, Chiogo, Rapsody are the only voters allowed
Votes from other netcees will be counted as mere opinions
And I'll give both emcees a chance to do a 10bar callout
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Hannibal
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Yo-Yo-Yo. . . .
This has never be done before, Now it shall be done.
If u reading. . . check this,
I ma break this into pieces, subliminal thunks of a scripted thesis.
Hannibal is back to exquisitely chew Wordsmith minute by minute.
I spit it and i am in this to win it.
Nairaland is about to witness the purest n rawest lyrical genius.
I feed off flesh, bones & natural energy sources
Lyrics with more power than the horses they put in Porsches
Can't be tested or Fucked wit, I'm too reckless
I ma chop off Wordsmith's head just to pinch his fucking necklace
Who want to battle the ill-spiritual, the metaphyscical--he is the Hannibal tha muthafucking cannibal
Wordsmith is dud, a classic homosexual.
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Wordsmith
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@ Hannibal,
assuming that is your callout. . .
I fall in 2 categories, the 'Smith and the rest is. . ./
Hannibal on that cold deathlist when i flow reckless/
test this pussy with no testis. . ./
you better brace yourself like you needed a new dentist/
crisscross with that beatbox leaves you dyin in this ring/
similar to Westlife, sick punches leave u Flying without Wings/*
don't need a Bar to do this, call it a Holiday Inn/
put this B to Bed and i didnt let J. Holiday in/
'Smith the most cynical while you blow minimal. . ./
off this ish//toss this B when i flow criminal/
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Hannibal
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Once again it's on. . .
Yo-Yo-Yo, feel this. . . . .
Why the hell i w'anna battle with a sissy and his prattle
Ma lyrics like the venom of a snake that wont hesitate to rattle.
I throw a jockey of his saddle, ya blood's for me to gaggle.
The plan is to subdue your crew and beat your spouse properly
I got a fetish for afro-titties, i ma nibble on her nipple.
Me against u is like Bruce Lee versus Spike Lee.
With ma desert eagle, i feel blue spitting ebonics and language so blue
So contagious it spreads flu which leaves your ass glued on a mat like a dying Hindu.
And while your brain`s aching, I'ma have your dame slavin`
Crack 'caine, and plain white apron over a flame bakin
Wordsmith, u have clashed with cyanide gas
Be prepared to die fast!!
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bjpumpin
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yeah yeah yeah shit is goin down, for ur info, this is the guy that destroyed warcraft 1, (2007) and here is my mere opinion, the battle hasnt started but the 2006 champoin(hannibal) looks so ordinary , i feel like i can beat him hands down, with metaphors like Me against u is like Bruce Lee versus Spike Lee.
if he goes past wordsmith , am waiting to challenge him to warcraft 3 , that's if he succeeds tho. eldee please note that. hannibal u heard? much respect yall, let the battle continue. |
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HYBRID-X (m)
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hmmmmmmm!!! nice one thurr hannibal . . . . . .  |
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edosioo (f)
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Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. . . . . . . . . Who is Wordsmith?? Can i see his resume?? so there is still someone that doesnt know wordsmith cv, even prisoner get senior maybe he wasnt around in 2007. but he sure spits well ''hannibal'' ur welcome to the big boys club. let me sit back and enjoy this , its def gon be hot. |
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Wordsmith
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@ Hannibal,
THE FUNERAL
For this wack, i'ma break it down like enzymes/*
'cause i assumed you presumed your doom like the end-time/
this homo screaming ain't no mountain too high like Brokeback/*
you get thrown back when i blow gats off this show jack/
. . . leave your dome critical when i flow criminal/
wit that tek heat//have this head split, and the death goes clinical/
now i keeps that Mac clean just like that toothpaste/
u lose face when i grab that tool out that tool case/
f this quack, i'm on that duckhunt, u's on a wild goose chase/
'cause you to me's an idiot running a fool's race/
ur talkin' is cheap? gimme the glock n em clips and the guttin is deep/
read that Kama Sutra and you still can't fcuk with the 'Smith/
3 years running and i been bumping the site/
like a miscarriage, 9 months and u still can't deliver somethin' with life/
your future's empty, ain't none can get this fool past me/*
'cause only time u flow is when you bleed a tsunami off your p*unani/
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HYBRID-X (m)
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@eldee
well organised bro. . . . . . .its really a honor to have me as one em voters . . . .i must say that hannibal is one dope dude with ill metaphors and punchlines . . . .a CERTIFIED true netcee for real . . . .
i GOT MY OWN VOTE
i give the first round to Hannibal . . dude really out-did wordsmith . . . .for the second round,i gots to give it to Wordsmith . . wordsmith came through the hardest . . .
I GIVE THE BATTLE TO WORDSMITH . . . .he got more points from the seconds round than hannibal did in the first . .nEVER THE LESS Hannibal has earned my FULL RESPECT as a netcee . .this is my first time reading tru the dudes flows and i really doubt if i can take on this dude myself man . . . .niggar is smocking HOT . . .much RESPECT
WORDSMITH GETS MY VOTE . . .
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HYBRID-X (m)
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@hannibal
hey,drop some of that hot stuff on the freestyle lounge . .
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Hannibal
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It's getting HOT on this zone. . . . . .
Shut your windows, close your doors!!!
WORDSMITH is about to get murdered. . . . .
Check this----------
Its legibly unconceivable, mathematically incomputable, inextricably impeccable.
Letz not forget utterly impossible or morally insuperable to assume that I could lose if I battled you.
Verbally hazardous, internetically gifted
I am ripping u into shreds like communism leaflets.
Wordsmith w'anna be famous, anutha spastic ignoramus
I swim with great white sharks n wrestle with alligators.
Killing cats is ma expertise,
Thats why u will find little pieces of MCs in ma faeces weekly.
Priests look in a prism trying to unravel the mystery of Hannibalism
Wordsmith's getting satanically sacrificed in a deep conscious Hoodooism.
let me rearrange your ribcage like a 12 gauge at close range.
Ya rhymes are pre-stone age, vacuous like the rants of a mentally deranged.
Wordsmith works @ Wall Street, he aint from the concrete streetz,
When i was penning rhymes, Nigga was perusing spreadsheet.
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chiogo (f)
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OmG! Eldee still remembers my name? Lol, j/k. Good looks anyway.
Hannibal, I didn't know my in-law could flow. Dayum!
Well, I thought it was 2 rounds. I'll vote when y'all get done!
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Po Deep (m)
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Hmn, Le Chac, I didn't know u could rap. Seems like there isn't a single soul on NL anymore who dosen't rap now! Hmn. . .
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t-rex007 (m)
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@wordsmith
nice ish thurr
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Malthuss
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@ Hannibal
check Eldee's rule number 5. NO BITING
let me rearrange your ribcage like a 12 gauge at close range.
nigga u bitin off canibus Track: desparados Album: Firm Biz
peace
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Hannibal
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@ Hannibal
check Eldee's rule number 5. NO BITING
nigga u bitin off canibus Track: desparados Album: Firm Biz
peace
Biting?? let me rearrange your ribcage. . . is an old popular saying from "For A Few Dollars More" Movie. . . . . (Clint Eastwood) U call that biting?? Definitely, "Mirror Mirror on the wall" will be BITING to ya?? |
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Wordsmith
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@ Hannibal,
THE CREMATION. . .
Now my pen's sharper than ten daggers/
so when i knife through mcs i made sure they bled harder/
the 'Smith drops mad skills like an enraged craftsman/
certified the illest, this fool done seen my delivery like a catscan/*
f concrete, Wallstreet on ur chick, broker [broke her], tip ma d#!k and drill to work/
doin u a service, take you and that steel to church/
i clap for Jesus while you Hail Mary/
give that Mac seizures while you fail daily/
notice as i smack this novice, spit illness and give a mic psychosis/
plus the only time u ever came ill was a misdiagnosis/
ur fight is weak//verse on a mic this sick/
bikini-clad queen o' the drag, this faggot be screamin' "My Life's A Beach [Bitch]"/
u musta been born d!#k first, no wonder u's a born motherfcuker/*
'Smith the topnotcher, non-stoppa, the blood- runner/
f it, don't need a ne-yo to drop a closer/
we come closer to knowin this impostor//u's 6 ft when i blow heat from my holster/
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Hannibal
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@ Wordsmith, This is a verbal assault. . . . .Call 9-uno-uno. Peep this, please.  . . . . . . I am analytic so scram for refuge when i kick it. Lyrics spray from me mouth like bulletz when the tongue shift me teeth It's the Hannibal, i'd smother u and shit on your pets. Search for the tape because i know where the close circuit is kept. You pussies are playing hide n seek with your tongues. I knock the enamel out of ya gums, and suck life out of ya lungs. Ma intelligence quotient begins where yours peaks at. These metaphors are real like they have been forged in steel. Stood before the jury told em ma DNA forced me to kill. If lyrics could kill, a verse of mine would murder a bill-ion Dungeons of Hebron, high on heroin, positive urine analysis in London. I meditate during salaat like a Sunni, throwin tantrums like Wayne Rooney The scrutiny of white cops on black thugs is sheer insanity. Hannibal's not just spittin verses there's much more involved There's much more sub-pieces of the puzzle for y'all fuckers to solve Judgement day beckons, hopefully all ma sins would be absolved. |
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Wordsmith
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umm dude, didn't the rules say a callout, 2 rounds and a 3rd IF there was a draw? Maybe you should wait for the review/voting before this 3rd. . .
@ eldee,
what say ye?
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Hannibal
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umm dude, didn't the rules say a callout, 2 rounds and a 3rd IF there was a draw? Maybe you should wait for the review/voting before this 3rd. . .
@ eldee,
what say ye?
For real?? Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez. . . . . .anyways, make that a bonus track. Where's Eldee and his panel of judges to review the kizzack. |
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HYBRID-X (m)
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@eldee
i GOT MY OWN VOTE
i give the first round to Hannibal . . dude really out-did wordsmith . . . .for the second round,i gots to give it to Wordsmith . . wordsmith came through the hardest . . .
I GIVE THE BATTLE TO WORDSMITH . . . .he got more points from the seconds round than hannibal did in the first . .nEVER THE LESS Hannibal has earned my FULL RESPECT as a netcee . .this is my first time reading tru the dudes flows and i really doubt if i can take on this dude myself man . . . .niggar is smocking HOT . . .much RESPECT
WORDSMITH GETS MY VOTE . . .
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Pataki
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@ eldee, I have been looking forward to this rap attack from these two guys.  @ Jackal and Gbade, Seriously it is a tough call on me to make who is the best out of the two. You guys are my buddies and it will be difficult on me to make a decision without tending to be biased. I leave the decision to others to make on this one. But for real, you guys are cool and good. |
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chiogo (f)
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Wow, this is hard! But umm, my vote goes to Wordsmith!
Good job both of y'all.
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tianshie (m)
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And tha winner is. . .
WORDSMITH!!!
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Shaz (f)
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Most Analytic steppin into here . .lol. . Okay, lets give it a face.
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superstan (m)
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the two netcees are top of the range.
wordsmith: intricate punch lines, cheekiness and clever delivery.
hannibal: extra versatile, careful choice of words and wide range of knowledge.
it's a tough call but i think hannibal just about edges wordsmith.
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Malthuss
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i give it to wordsmith by a narrow margin
@ Hannibal
good job
peace
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eldee (m)
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@Wordsmith And Hannibal
The callout is not part of the battle
It's just for you guys to size each other up
In my next post, I'll show the two recognised verses that made the battle
Don't want rapheads confused on which ones they're voting on
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eldee (m)
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This is what the netcees dropped for the first round
HANNIBAL
Once again it's on. . .
Yo-Yo-Yo, feel this. . . . .
Why the hell i w'anna battle with a sissy and his prattle
Ma lyrics like the venom of a snake that wont hesitate to rattle.
I throw a jockey of his saddle, ya blood's for me to gaggle.
The plan is to subdue your crew and beat your spouse properly
I got a fetish for afro-titties, i ma nibble on her nipple.
Me against u is like Bruce Lee versus Spike Lee.
With ma desert eagle, i feel blue spitting ebonics and language so blue
So contagious it spreads flu which leaves your ass glued on a mat like a dying Hindu.
And while your brain`s aching, I'ma have your dame slavin`
Crack 'caine, and plain white apron over a flame bakin
Wordsmith, u have clashed with cyanide gas
Be prepared to die fast!!
WORDSMITH
THE FUNERAL
For this wack, i'ma break it down like enzymes/*
'cause i assumed you presumed your doom like the end-time/
this homo screaming ain't no mountain too high like Brokeback/*
you get thrown back when i blow gats off this show jack/
. . . leave your dome critical when i flow criminal/
wit that tek heat//have this head split, and the death goes clinical/
now i keeps that Mac clean just like that toothpaste/
u lose face when i grab that tool out that tool case/
f this quack, i'm on that duckhunt, u's on a wild goose chase/
'cause you to me's an idiot running a fool's race/
your talkin' is cheap? gimme the glock n em clips and the guttin is deep/
read that Kama Sutra and you still can't fcuk with the 'Smith/
3 years running and i been bumping the site/
like a miscarriage, 9 months and u still can't deliver somethin' with life/
your future's empty, ain't none can get this fool past me/*
'cause only time u flow is when you bleed a tsunami off your p*unani/
VOTES FOR ROUND ONE
HANNIBAL - Hybrid-X,
WORDSMITH - Chiogo, Tianshe, Malthuss
Wordsmith is therefore declared winner for Round 1
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eldee (m)
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@netcees
Please note the rules
-A verse of 16 bars only
-Any extra verses will be deleted
-Stand by after Round II for directives
@Wordsmith
Good work in Round I
You'll have to go first in Round II
A win for you in this round will mean you just won Warcraft: Know Your Role
@Hannibal
You'll need to come with your illest shit to go on to the next round
As I said before, extra verses will be deleted
@ALL
Without doubt, both netcees have lived up to expectation
Will we see a strikeback from Hannibal? Or will we see a concluded autopsy from Wordsmith
Sit back and enjoy WARCAFT: Know Your Role: Round II
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