'Return Home', Fashola Charges Nigerians In Diaspora

Me return home for gini? What will me going to Nigeria help? Sorry i can visit but for me to actually live there, you got to be kidding me. Who is going to protect me from armed robbers? Not the corrupt police. That is for sure. Who is going to pay me for my rightful services? Not the gov't. That is for sure. I am better staying where i am, safe and prosperous then going to Nigeria where i won't be paid rightfully and have my life endangered. I rather stay here where things are more organized and just send money back home then actually put my life on the line and live there.

Or face malaria or live with nepa failures, or put up with fuel scarcities, ASUU strikes, Riots, Police Egunje, Fake Beggars, Public Drug Abuse, Bad roads, Accidents, Poor Telecomms. . .  The list is endless!

My People no need to fear,

GOV Fashola have made adequate plans for all coming home

Remember   HOME SWEET HOME
             

GOVERNOR has made plans with the NIGER DELTANS to await youtr arrival at the airport to SCREW,SMOKE and KIDNAP all your arses

   so when coming come with enough DOUGH

Ope ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

I don dey wait for this invitation for some 3 years now!

I am on my way right now!

8 HRS LATER

On the phone to gov:
Hello, hello, hello, Bro Fashola, this line is not clear but I hope you can hear me. I have just been arrested at MMA for wearing a low cut top.
Looks like I'll be spending my first few months at panti for indecent dressing.

True. especially becos many of our women are abroad living and desperate for any man hmmmmmmmmmmmm

Well he has the right to urge us to return home but we have the right to say no.

People like him are there embezzling government funds while the masses are suffering.
If he wants us to return,
he will have to start killing all them political criminals in abuja.
And after killing them, he will also shot himself .
Then MM airport will start to witness the returning of the people who left through her.

no constant light, fuel hike, abi kerosine hike, education sector (strike 2day,strike 2mrw) bad roads, traffic! GOSH, everything is messed up. Do u xpect any1 of them to come back, drink gari with epa worth N250 A BOTTLE? 

WOW!!!!! 250 a Bottle now?? That is OUTRAGEOUS!!!

I am a citizen of the planet earth and i chose to stay wherever i feel

SAFE
COMFORTABLE
HAPPY
RELAXED

I mean imagine,
stable electricity,
good roads
drinkable water running on every tap
efficient transportation
and excellent social packages for the unemployed.

and thats exactly the opposite of Nigeria for me.

beat that fashola and i will be the first to return.


and guess what, the government developed the western world.
and all our own government want us to do is to come back


no way.

ICH GLAUB NICHT. TUT MIR LEID !

Good advise gomina(governor) but i suggest you should not be bothered about those abroad there choice, whatever plans you have for the nigerians abroad implement it on the ones in Nigeria and prevent more outflow. Everyday thousands of Nigerians are looking for means to leave the country these are the ones that need help not the ones that are use to having basic things in life like shelter, light , water etc. Fashola and his politicians need a lot of Fixing to be done before giving this advise. I am sure his kids are somewhere abroad leaving in cur de sac residents. He mentioned about Asians going home, he should go there and see what the government is doing, most of the giant companies in the world have something to do in Asia, either manufacturing or outsourcing so citizens can boast of employment but in Nigeria  is a different story.

Thanks for your advice and i tell you if i have a means i will leave Nigeria, if not for good at least there is consolation when you suffer in another mans land but not when you are  a slave among your own people.

Fashola dont just sit down on give advise you need an armour tank to come and bring people back to Nigeria not just mouth talk

Asians abroad dont run down their countries like Nigerians do. So their govts get enough encouragement from them and foreign investors also get the same.


anyway, I dont support the Nigerian diaspora returning to Nigeria. I think they should remain in permanent exile. They have too much negativity in general.

However, if their host countries decide to force them out, there's little they can do, really, except migrate somewhere else. Not likely to happen anytime soon though.

Please all Ya Fucking NAIJAS in diaspora,we dnt fucking need you to come and corrupt us.

Stay where da mess u are.

Inshort NAIJA should ssssssssssssssshut the  BORDER.
No more Nigerian Visa.
wwwe dnt need nobody.

we can develop our COUNTRY without you.
Stay and rot away in FOREIGN LAND.

FOR you information,MILITANT are now in our airport waiting to GUN any of you down.

SUCK your grandpaaaaaaa  ballllllllllllllllllllllssssssssssssssss

This guy must be the biggest joker

Fashola and other government officials should know that you don't have to call on naija people to come.They all have relations here for God sake and they get up to date info on what is going on in naija.Will they leave a place where light is 24hrs and come to stay inside the dark,24hrs on the internet information,good road network,plenty of food and cloths,power of currency,neat environment,good security,access to good medical health care,education and what have you.

Please tell him to forget it and face his own business of the day.Lagosians are ernestly giving him the chance to prove himself.

Many of our "leaders" have dual citizenship (cue Ibori, Okereke-Onyiuke, Uba, Dimeji of the house of reps, Tinubu . . .), the rest have diplomatic passports to run out of the country whenever they so wish . . . why shld they tell us to come to the very home even their families dont live in?