Tufe's Experience At Equlibrium's Hospital

The Dr, Equlibrium said, "Tufe, the good news is I can cure your headaches.
The bad news is that it will require castration.  You have a very
rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine
and the pressure creates one hell of a headache.  The only way to
relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles." Tufe was shocked and
depressed.  He wondered if he had anything to live for.
He had no choice but to go under the knife.

When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first
time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part
of himself.  As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt
like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new
life. He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I
need,  a new suit."

He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit." The
elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see,  size 44
long." Tufe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the
business 60 years!" the tailor said. Tufe tried on the suit, it fitted
perfectly. As Tufe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked,
"How about a new shirt?" Tufe thought for a moment and then said,
"Sure." The salesman eyed Tufe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-
1/2 neck." Tufe was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?
"Been in the business 60 years." Tufe tried on the shirt and it fit
perfectly. Tufe walked comfortably around the shop, and the salesman
asked, "How about some new underwear?" Tufe thought for a moment and
said, "Sure." The salesman said, "Let's see,  size 36." Tufe laughed,
"Ah ha!  I got you; I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old."
The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34.  A size 34
would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give
you one hell of a headache."

Moral: I can take the heat, u can't. . .
   

That could be the cause of his headache self ,   !!!

eqwl don alredy take am to the cleaners,

all we dey wait for na him burial

hehehehe, change of undies OR surgery

Got his testicles  removed for nothing