Did You Hear

did you hear that shit haooens every day 

did u hear about the fatest woman that her shadow weighs 150 pounds {68 kg}

                 

Did u hear about d idiot who had his arm cut off so that he cud sail around d world single-handed?

did u hear that Nigeria is for sale

huh???

@gab

i heard.

but did u hear that Abraham lincoln never died, but was abducted by aliens

does your boyfrnd do that

Did u hear about the mouse that took viagra and ran into the kitchen screaming, 'where is the mess*ng pussy?' hehehe, come on i can't be the only one laughing!

Did you hear that the first person to walk on moon na naija man

Did u hear that clemcy is now in yaba left

Yeap and so is his friends, his brother and his father and his grandfather. I bet yours too?

Did you hear that celery would cause a man's sperm to be weak and less productive?
 

The peeing thing yes. I was shock myself. After using the toilet I would usually lift up the toilet seat because its the majority rules and theres so many males living in my house but I notice that after my boyfriend uses the toilet, the toilet seat is always down so I asked him one day about it and then he demonstrated it to me and I was so surprise. He told me its normal because all his friends does it too and so is his family male members.

Why? You don't?

Now whats wrong with that?

Huh

 
    GERRRRRRRRRRRRROUTTTTA HEREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U HEARD. .

Did you hear 'twas sold not to you?