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Oyaletor (m)
Re: Did You Hear
« #64 on: August 18, 2008, 11:52 AM »

did u hear that i said it was sold to me?
chioya (f)
Re: Did You Hear
« #65 on: August 18, 2008, 12:35 PM »

@mustay

 did u hear that if i slap u u will be deaf for months
Oyaletor (m)
Re: Did You Hear
« #66 on: August 18, 2008, 12:45 PM »

did u hear that yaradua f?ucks the firstlady of this contry   Grin

una go don hear na!!
Mustay (m)
Re: Did You Hear
« #67 on: August 18, 2008, 01:02 PM »

Quote from: chioya on August 18, 2008, 12:35 PM
@mustay

 did u hear that if i slap u u will be deaf for months

Did you hear that a lame person cannot slap a man? Grin Grin
apocalypse (m)
Re: Did You Hear
« #68 on: August 18, 2008, 01:08 PM »

 @ everyone who posted on this thread

     the joke is quite simple to comprehend
    
     dyslexic - someone who has dyslexia , a speech disorder where the person jumbles his words together.Like seeing God as Dog

     Insomniac - someone  who has insomnia , a sleeping disorder where one has problem sleeping

     Agnostic - someone who believes that one can not know whether or not God exists

    Now put it together

    
    Another brain tasking joke: What do you call a person who has a fixation on building intricately large buildings

    A complex complex complex
Mustay (m)
Re: Did You Hear
« #69 on: August 18, 2008, 01:13 PM »

Did you hear that we no ask you for explanation?
chioya (f)
Re: Did You Hear
« #70 on: August 18, 2008, 01:16 PM »

@mustay
did u hear that if u try me again i will mail beating to u. Tongue
gabrywyl (f)
Re: Did You Hear
« #71 on: August 18, 2008, 02:08 PM »

Did you hear that nld was sold to my grandma?
folahann (m)
Re: Did You Hear
« #72 on: August 18, 2008, 02:13 PM »

Did you hear you are such a big liar?
gabrywyl (f)
Re: Did You Hear
« #73 on: August 18, 2008, 02:41 PM »

Did you hear that folahann is telling a lie about gabrywyl being a liar?
Mustay (m)
Re: Did You Hear
« #74 on: August 18, 2008, 02:53 PM »

Quote from: chioya on August 18, 2008, 01:16 PM
@mustay
did u hear that if u try me again i will mail beating to u. Tongue

did you hear that I'll panel-beat you too
lexicon (m)
Re: Did You Hear
« #75 on: August 19, 2008, 08:40 AM »

That 27th of Aug is what the Whole World is waiting for, 
 
Planet Mars will be the brightest in the night sky starting August. It will look as large as the full moon to the naked eye. This will cultivate on Aug. 27 when Mars comes within 34.65M miles off earth. Be sure to watch the sky on Aug. 27 12:30 am. It will look like the earth has 2 moons.

The next time Mars may come this close is in 2287.

Make sure you witness it as  NO ONE ALIVE TODAY will ever see it again.



* Two moon.jpg (11.75 KB, 356x323 )
Oyaletor (m)
Re: Did You Hear
« #76 on: August 19, 2008, 09:14 AM »

did u hear that i did not know?
chioya (f)
Re: Did You Hear
« #77 on: August 19, 2008, 09:22 AM »

did u hear that mad people like mustay r nt needed in thie thread Wink
Oyaletor (m)
Re: Did You Hear
« #78 on: August 19, 2008, 09:29 AM »

did u hear that u told the truth ---- for once!!!!
chioya (f)
Re: Did You Hear
« #79 on: August 19, 2008, 09:44 AM »

did u hear that i was once a liar  Tongue Tongue
Oyaletor (m)
Re: Did You Hear
« #80 on: August 19, 2008, 09:49 AM »

did u hear its very obvious that u are a liar?  Grin
chioya (f)
Re: Did You Hear
« #81 on: August 19, 2008, 09:51 AM »

did u hear i am a changed lady for christ. Shocked
Oyaletor (m)
Re: Did You Hear
« #82 on: August 19, 2008, 10:11 AM »

did u hear i fainted when i read ur post?
chioya (f)
Re: Did You Hear
« #83 on: August 19, 2008, 10:15 AM »

did u hear that while u were fainting i was interceeding for you Tongue Tongue Tongue
lexicon (m)
Re: Did You Hear
« #84 on: August 19, 2008, 10:16 AM »

Did you here that i am suspecting chioya and oyaletor ?
lexicon (m)
Re: Did You Hear
« #85 on: August 19, 2008, 10:17 AM »

Did you hear that chioya & oyaletor like to post on the same thread
tufe (m)
Re: Did You Hear
« #86 on: August 19, 2008, 10:19 AM »

did u hear that they are falling in lovemumu
chioya (f)
Re: Did You Hear
« #87 on: August 19, 2008, 10:21 AM »

did u hear that lexicon and tufe is lying about me and oyaletor Undecided Undecided
lexicon (m)
Re: Did You Hear
« #88 on: August 19, 2008, 10:28 AM »

Did you hear that tufe is saying the truth
chioya (f)
Re: Did You Hear
« #89 on: August 19, 2008, 10:33 AM »

did u hear that me and oyaletor r are just friends and nothing more. Smiley
tufe (m)
Re: Did You Hear
« #90 on: August 19, 2008, 10:35 AM »

did u hear that that is a lie?
lexicon (m)
Re: Did You Hear
« #91 on: August 19, 2008, 10:37 AM »

Did you hear that Oyaletor has been sending love text msg to chioye ?
Chrisbenogor (m)
Re: Did You Hear
« #92 on: August 19, 2008, 10:39 AM »

Did you hear dangote asked his wife what will I get you for our anniversary this year and she says a divorce. He replied "I did not plan on spending that much".
lexicon (m)
Re: Did You Hear
« #93 on: August 19, 2008, 10:46 AM »

 Cry Cry Cry
lexicon (m)
Re: Did You Hear
« #94 on: August 19, 2008, 10:47 AM »

Did you hear that the rich  also cry
folahann (m)
Re: Did You Hear
« #95 on: August 19, 2008, 10:59 AM »

Did you hear there are a lot of gbe'borun like Lexicon on Nairaland?
 To My Extra Large Girlfriend  gongo aso   Could Tell If One Was Without Underwear  Page 2
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