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Hannibal
Re: Usain Bolt Is Superhuman
« #32 on: August 16, 2008, 09:18 PM »

@ Cristalz,

Of course, their trainers know whats up cos he cannot take out/IV his body all by himself.
But then, what do u expect his trainer/medic dude to say??
Bolt is about to get on mouth-watering endorsements from Nike, Reebok and many other sporting companies.
They won't wanna miss out on such goodies after all these years. . . . .
Cristalz (f)
Re: Usain Bolt Is Superhuman
« #33 on: August 16, 2008, 09:27 PM »

@H

It'd be very surprising if he doped sha.  .  .perhaps that's just the way he is.Afterall we have brain geniuses.Why can't we have physical ones as well? One has gotta be something phenomenal to deserve the title of 'World's fastest man' afterall.
Hannibal
Re: Usain Bolt Is Superhuman
« #34 on: August 16, 2008, 09:37 PM »

Quote from: Cristalz on August 16, 2008, 09:27 PM
@H

It'd be very surprising if he doped sha. . .perhaps that's just the way he is.Afterall we have brain geniuses.Why can't we have physical ones as well? One has gotta be something phenomenal to deserve the title of 'World's fastest man' afterall.

I agree 100% that one needs something phenomenal to deserve that title but at 9.68 secs??
Jeeez, i doubt a full grown cheetah would cover 100 metres in 9.7 secs(never mind 9.68)
Aren't cheetahs the fastest animals on land??
Cristalz (f)
Re: Usain Bolt Is Superhuman
« #35 on: August 16, 2008, 09:39 PM »

@H

I'm so sure someone else took the exact same impossibility stance you're taking now when the Cheetah was crowned the fastest animal in the world. Cheesy
Hannibal
Re: Usain Bolt Is Superhuman
« #36 on: August 16, 2008, 09:48 PM »

Quote from: Cristalz on August 16, 2008, 09:39 PM
@H
I'm so sure someone else took the exact same impossibility stance you're taking now when the Cheetah was crowned the fastest animal in the world. Cheesy

Many Cheetahs were tested time n time again and of course, Cheetahs wouldn't know what to take to boost their speed. Grin Cheesy
Unless those Cheetahs live close to Jamaica where they munched herbivorous animals that took marijuana leaves. Tongue Tongue Tongue
Talk about 2nd hand doping.
Cristalz (f)
Re: Usain Bolt Is Superhuman
« #37 on: August 16, 2008, 09:55 PM »

@H
We're saying the same thing,just you're speaking Thai and i'm speaking Chinese. Cheetahs wlda been tested over n over,with the scientists getting a fixed result. And then one day,bam! one Cheetah sprints faster than the rest and creates a new result. And that skeptic is like,no way.Impossible. How could an animal do this? But there it is.So the time it takes a Cheetah to sprint is then fixed within a narrow range to make allowance for that one rarity.

Same could arguably be said about Bolt here. Why else is he named 'Bolt' ? Cos he bolts!  Grin One out of every 20 human beings could be a genius.Happens.

So till hez charged with illegal doping for this race.  .  .all hail the new world track genius Cheesy
Hannibal
Re: Usain Bolt Is Superhuman
« #38 on: August 16, 2008, 10:03 PM »

Quote from: Cristalz on August 16, 2008, 09:55 PM
@H
We're saying the same thing,just you're speaking Thai and i'm speaking Chinese. Cheetahs wlda been tested over n over,with the scientists getting a fixed result. And then one day,bam! one Cheetah sprints faster than the rest and creates a new result. And that skeptic is like,no way.Impossible. How could an animal do this? But there it is.So the time it takes a Cheetah to sprint is then fixed within a narrow range to make allowance for that one rarity.

Same could arguably be said about Bolt here. Why else is he named 'Bolt' ? Cos he bolts!  Grin One out of every 20 human beings could be a genius.Happens.

So till hez charged with illegal doping for this raceall hail the new world track genius Cheesy

Impressive. . . . . . You should be spinning debates for Politicians n Senators.
Until u tell me how any human being can finish 100 metres in 9.68 secs naturally, your theory won't wash with me.
This Jamaican dude coulda completed the race in 9.2 secs if he didn't showboat in the last 10 metres or so.
Was he on roller skates?
Cristalz (f)
Re: Usain Bolt Is Superhuman
« #39 on: August 16, 2008, 10:12 PM »

H

He couldn't have finished in 9.2 secs,showboating or not.No need to exaggerate here. Don't worry,i'ma go research and dump my findings on your coffee table by tomorrow morning  Tongue
Hannibal
Re: Usain Bolt Is Superhuman
« #40 on: August 16, 2008, 10:16 PM »

Quote from: Cristalz on August 16, 2008, 10:12 PM
H

He couldn't have finished in 9.2 secs,showboating or not.No need to exaggerrate here. Don't worry,i'ma go research and dump my findings on your coffee table by tomorrow morning Tongue

U do that, darling!!!
I wld be here waiting for it. . . . . .Ma blood research unit are working on anutha theory.
So tomorrow promises to be anutha happy debate day. Shocked Sad
nazzyon (m)
Re: Usain Bolt Is Superhuman
« #41 on: August 16, 2008, 10:19 PM »

Hey,

I just learnt that Bolt was tweaked by research scientist. So right now he is more or less a Cyborg.


 Grin Grin Grin Grin Shocked Shocked Cool Grin Grin Tongue Embarrassed Embarrassed Lips sealed Lips sealed Kiss Kiss Grin Grin
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Unfortunately, I would have volunteered myself to run some tests on my own but I wouldn't  want to have my head spin.

Here are my question:

How effective will a human be after smoking Ganja?

How long does Ganja last in the human system after smoking a stick?

Please, any idea.






Cristalz (f)
Re: Usain Bolt Is Superhuman
« #42 on: August 16, 2008, 10:22 PM »

Tomorrow is Chelsea for lunch,United for dinner. I don't care about Bolt that much to have his leftovers tomorrow  Tongue

Adios amigo  Grin

@nazzy

Bolt is the guy that was originally supposed to play Clark Kent,no movie effects necessary Grin

nazzyon (m)
Re: Usain Bolt Is Superhuman
« #43 on: August 16, 2008, 10:30 PM »

The guy was just too fast.

Had it been that he had a better start it would have been very close to 9sec.

I used manage to get to somewhere outside 10 back in High school and I know difficult it become before getting to the mark.

They really need to look into it.
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I doubt if Lance Armstrong or an in door cyclist can beat him to that 100m spot on a Bicycle.

Gamine (f)
Re: Usain Bolt Is Superhuman
« #44 on: August 16, 2008, 10:32 PM »

Theres nothing superhuman about this guy!!

i mean!! check out his name na. BOLT.

Even me, i used to clock near his time in those days. . . . . Grin

Na talent jo, if you no like am , go sleep jooooooo
nazzyon (m)
Re: Usain Bolt Is Superhuman
« #45 on: August 16, 2008, 10:38 PM »

Girl you are going to break.

@ that pace if one should trip on anything, it will be a disaster.
bolaoni (m)
Re: Usain Bolt Is Superhuman
« #46 on: August 16, 2008, 10:50 PM »

Cristalz,

I feel you jare. Records are meant to be broken and as long as we have humans that leave with the dream/desire to do the extra ordinary, records will ALWAYS tumble. Let's take a cue from Phelps, he is breaking all the records in those Chinese pools.

This Olympics dey amazing sha, records just dey fall anyhow in China Town.

Na real Wa.
Hannibal
Re: Usain Bolt Is Superhuman
« #47 on: August 17, 2008, 01:04 AM »

@ Bolaoni,

No one breaks record by running 100 metres in 9.68 secs.
It's fraudulent. Grin Grin
folahann (m)
Re: Usain Bolt Is Superhuman
« #48 on: August 17, 2008, 01:06 AM »

The son of a beast deliberately slowed down so that he could the record again easily  Angry
lai-lai (m)
Re: Usain Bolt Is Superhuman
« #49 on: August 17, 2008, 01:38 AM »

you should read more about bolt, he was not tired after the race cause his specialty is 200metres, he was even plannin to extend his work to 400metres when he decided to try out d 100m cos its shorter last year,

the fact that he's able to change his strides quickly considering his height gives him an advantage tall athletes hav always lacked in short distance races, from his slow start, u could know he's not that well fitted for 100m
he's jst 21 and he is the youngest-ever male world junior champion in the 200m race which he achieved at age 15.


i dnt knw how u can jst conclude he's using drugs from your thoughts, sounds funny
bolaoni (m)
Re: Usain Bolt Is Superhuman
« #50 on: August 17, 2008, 01:09 PM »

So many experts dey for here o. Make I siddon dey learn all the strategies to breaking record sha as I go soon go
for The World Junior Championship  Grin

Dr. Kit, any hint?  Cool
Dapo4u (m)
Re: Usain Bolt Is Superhuman
« #51 on: August 17, 2008, 01:25 PM »

What is this fuss about Usain Bolt? This guy has been around for years. He started competing when he was 15-year old, his record is yet to be surpassed at  World Youth Championship!.At Athens 2004, he could not compete because he was injured though barely 17 year old then.Jamaicans and Nigerians are known for sprint race as East Africans are known for long distance.I do not believe the likes of Fasuba and Metu cannot achieve this feat if given necessary supports.Well done to Usain Bolt, at 20 meters to go, he relaxed his arms, slapped his chest and started celebrating and the guy still broke the record! What a man!
Bbeee
Re: Usain Bolt Is Superhuman
« #52 on: August 17, 2008, 03:56 PM »

Asin e b like say this  USAIN guy is a combination of FLASH n CLARK KENT, asin ova fast dey do am,
A-40 (m)
Re: Usain Bolt Is Superhuman
« #53 on: August 17, 2008, 08:03 PM »

Have yall seen this guy train i dont think he is on drugs even his coach has said from time immemorial that he could go faster than that if he is really pushed that dude is just a freak of nature.Is he running the 200's?
Dr Kitaun
Re: Usain Bolt Is Superhuman
« #54 on: August 17, 2008, 09:13 PM »

am wondering why C Ronaldo didnt score 60 goals last season  Undecided

am wondering why Messi couldnt just stay on his feet all thru last season  Undecided

am lost for words as to why anyone should feel Federer being a tennis genius should win all slams possible  Undecided

so many things to ponder about, especially as it relates to this genius theory  Shocked

Usain Bolt won junior world championship as a 15 yr old, how does that translate to his being aroung now ?

whoever remembered all previous winners of such competitions . . . .THEY DONT ALWAYS HIT IT BIG, DO THEY ?

how many people knew Usain as at last year ?

all of a sudden he is the next best thing since bread and akara burger  . . .Nonsense !

I admit the guy has a likeable personality, but please dont give me this bullcrap that someone can legit run 9.68 thumping his chest on his way to the finish line . . . Embarrassed what a show of impending calamity  Shocked

there is no way a normal human being will run 9.68 and it will not be at blistering speed  . . .but what do we have here ? BOLT IS SUPERHUMAN ! BOLT IS A GENIUS ! THE JAMAICAN WEED IS A LEGIT DOPING WAY  Undecided

have we all forgotten that apart from Donovan Bailey, in the past 6 Olympics we have had past winners caught for doping or had their names tainted for using drugs or banned substances ? CARL LEWIS, BEN JOHNSON, MAURICE GREENE ET AL ?
Condom
Re: Usain Bolt Is Superhuman
« #55 on: August 17, 2008, 10:03 PM »

The rotten smell of a hater  Grin .
Dr Kitaun
Re: Usain Bolt Is Superhuman
« #56 on: August 18, 2008, 12:21 AM »

Quote from: Condom on August 17, 2008, 10:03 PM
The rotten smell of a hater Grin .

is this all the applesauce u could come up with ?  Embarrassed
Condom
Re: Usain Bolt Is Superhuman
« #57 on: August 18, 2008, 12:24 AM »

It is all that was needed to expose the stench emanating from your anus make you bat an eye  Grin
Dr Kitaun
Re: Usain Bolt Is Superhuman
« #58 on: August 18, 2008, 01:56 AM »

sharrap dia jare  Tongue
bolaoni (m)
Re: Usain Bolt Is Superhuman
« #59 on: August 18, 2008, 12:41 PM »

Dr. Kit,
This your poem na wa o. U don dey teach English for Alausa abi wetin?  Grin

Impossible? Abeg throw that word away jare. There are no impossibilities. that is a word for the
17th centuries my man.

Look at a point in time, running 100m under 10s was impossible, but since when did that became outdated?

So go and sit down with your analysis jare, Bolt don win gold until proven otherwise,

appreciate the next wonder in athletics: Usain Bolt Wink
Dr Kitaun
Re: Usain Bolt Is Superhuman
« #60 on: August 18, 2008, 05:30 PM »

na Bank PHB advert u dey recite  Huh  Tongue

sharrap dia my friend, Usain Bolt would test positive  . . .ITS AS SURE AS THE NIGERIAN TEAM WINNING THE OLYMPIC MEDAL IN FOOTBALL  Grin
tosinadeda
Re: Usain Bolt Is Superhuman
« #61 on: August 19, 2008, 07:02 AM »

Quote from: Dr Kitaun on August 17, 2008, 09:13 PM


I admit the guy has a likeable personality, but please don't give me this bullcrap that someone can legit run 9.68 thumping his chest on his way to the finish line . . . Embarrassed what a show of impending calamity  Shocked

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guy u dey vex o
FBS
Re: Usain Bolt Is Superhuman
« #62 on: August 19, 2008, 08:06 AM »

that guy na something else, he could run faster than 9.69 if he wanted to,
c33b33 (m)
Re: Usain Bolt Is Superhuman
« #63 on: August 19, 2008, 08:44 AM »

& he is just 21?What will happen b4 he turns 26?Breaking of records,ofcourse!
Phew!i wouldn't believe until he's tested very well & proven positive,i no 1 feel dissappointed again just d way i felt with GATLIN!
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