Nigerian Boarding House Stories And Pictures

chei tufiakwa!!

even tho i don't regret going to boarding school and i remember everything i went through, i jus laugh now, but i swore i was in hell, and i cursed the day i was sent there, no way will i send my kid to a boarding house, so she can go aroung begging water that have been used to wash clothes so she can use it to pound 10 people's poop every morning, drink water that is literaly brown, get typhoid and malaria every time she comes home and gain 20 lbs back only to lose it again at school.

i was traumatized men, my temples swole permanently for 2 years from grinding my teeth all the time. heck my first week i didnt sh*t for 6 days, cause the toilets scared me to death.

damn now i feel like i need counseling

  We did something similar. Some boys in my year hid in the school orchard with catapults and shot at mean senior girls. Some of those girls were wickeder than the blokes! Unfortunately, like in all 'wars', there were some innocent ‘casualties’ .

@Idekeson,

You forgot to mention when they send you on an errand to but something (without giving you money) and tell you exactly how much 'change' they expect you to come back with

@eastcoast

that happened to me, but there was a yoruba name for it, and i didnt know what it meant, i kept going back and forth from house to house for at least 2 hrs, then a girl in my class heard me asking the senior for the stuff, she pulled me to the side an told me the meaning, i felt so stupid , well my journey ended there, the senior that started it didnt even remember i was still running around, how cruel , I'm jus mad cause i left the school in ss 1 i really never got a chance to be mean to, cause if i had seen the younger ones of the  one that were mean to me i would have been 10 times worse

Bluenubian, it was called arodan,    Wasnt it??

Yes Boarding school was hell, I wish i could see some of those fuckers now, from prefect to seniors, i will seriously eff some of them up, 
By the way i went to command sec school ipaja Lagos, u deal with soldiers, cadets, and of course the rest of the sadists,
Any way nuff said, For the ladies tho, why not put up your pictures instead of some celebrities picture or fake pictures, its most annoying,  u all can't be ugly are u,  Damn,

Rikky
thanks for reminding me, yes that is the name

Boarding school was, for the most part, a wonderful experience. I sometimes relieve the experiences.

my school days was fun maybe because i went there as a senior. will surely sent my kids to bschools.

I remember in ma junior years in boarding house, seniors told we junior boys that they shagged our mother's during our visiting days ,Psychological abuse!. Also during their madness, they always tell us :"Na me fu$k ya mama before she get belle,which makes me ur papa". Dainnnng!

uniform still on

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Lovely memories indeed.

@laide ,  u iz a netlebrity 

@topic

s(gl)ad i ddnt go to a boardin schl, cs them stories r 

I must confess that all looks like yesterday now,  but right in me i know its getting close to 2 decades. Boarding  life is a great one full of fun ,and crazy tale. If I need to start on my story I bet the thread starter would not have space for others in her book.Was it how I got punished on my  first day by 'omo boy' or the calibre of gorillaz i stayed with in my room and subsequently turned me to something else. Girsls will always talk of "ojuju" coming to their hostel at midnight but I know I was the ojuju. In my SS1 I enjoyed myself in the bush on the mango tree for about five days because I would be killed by a senior- YELLOW MAN of course an albino who will not see me standing in front of him in the noon, or was it how I burnt the school farm , not to now talk of general massacre  in dining by junior and senior boys, In fact you only need to experience a tale of POWER MUST CHANGE HANDS just like the 'almighty po' except that this all started between male prefects and the female counterpart. Lady Sunkr,  s the labour prefect girls  took the dragonnian role by jumping on the dinning table and fight fiercly with the giant kitchen spoon  in her hands (only Gods knows how she managed to pick it form the kitchen caterers)all in the name of beans and garri. stories, stories ,stories  death traps of heavy bucket of water set on doors for hostel porters and night shift teachers who supervises prep. OH I remebered TIGER  a senior- (not an animal) made me to eat dog meat first time in my life, what else would I expect from an ondo man--apologies to indigines in the house.Cashew  plantation was hunting game on scooby. I was notorious yet innocent, I was playful yet brilliant,I was hard at face yet the funniest chap--atrocities upon attrocities yet I became a prefect. But the good part of it was that while my mates were burning hostels and beating life out of juniors and teachers, burning school buses and breaking glasses - YES IT WAS THE EVE OF OUR DEPARTURE- I sat back on the hostel corridor calmly  watching the reel of my six years at FGC Ogbomoso.

here is the national cake we were sharing
PRO UNITATE
LET THIS OUR SONG
PRO UNITATE
SING IT LOUD AND LONG
FROM ALL PARTS OF OUR COUNTRY
YET GATHERED IN ONE SCHOOL
WE ARE LEARNING IN,

[color=#000099]but my school came up with a new one later,

FEGO
FEGO
FEDERAL GOVERNMENT COLLEGE OGBOMOSO
HERE WE ARE  FOR A GREATER NIGERIA
ACROSS THE NIGER DOWN TO THE SOUTH
CHILDREN OF NIGERIA
WE FORM VOICE SAY
PRO UNITATE
WE ARE FOR UNITY[/color]
bRAVO

  well where do I start now?I attended Kings College,Lagos from 91/92-97.My jss days were horrifying because we had to be wary of evil seniors old enough to be ur dad to gays to being caught after lights out.I became known as ARTFUL DODGER because i could do d impossible to escape yawa like sleeping under d staircacase with blankets to avoid some seniors in Harmans house(my house),making good use of the fire escape to JAA when necessary,hiding in the bathroom to escape dorm work,feigning illness to avoid general BEATING n all that.My SS days were fun all d way because we were shuttling annexe in VI n maincampus,Igbosere.D former for lectures n d latter for residing so it afforded us the chance to TEAR gate rather than SCALE fence.I most confess say na women of low virtue 4 bar-beach n Sanisi fafunwa(SF) help enough boys release CONGI because they were all around d shool environs,from there we could proceed to ARCADE houses(ie MAD house,e-world or RAIDERS)to play games or head to OBALENDE to go eat IYA MODINA rice or ME SHAI n all that stuff.
  When i look back it was a mixture of fun,pain,enjoyment and suffering as well.I pity those day students because dey missed d fun but i no lie boarding house spoil boys sha but when i born ma boys must go der!!!