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Orikinla (m)
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Dear God,
Please, can you lift the ban on fornication.
And ban all STDs and expel HIV/AIDS.
Why?
Because, I love sex and I give you two thumbs up for inventing sex.
Sex is the most thrilling thing I love most in your creations.
What a sight to behold my awesome erection ready to conquer the sexy daughter of Eve.
And the Third Eye of Eve is the most awesome thing in every woman.
God, when there was no law there was no sin.
I want sex to be as simple as fxxk as you go just like our pay as you go GSM phonecalls.
Please, I would be most glad and grateful if you grant me this one prayer request.
Please, dearest Daddy.
Lift the ban on fornication and ban STDs and expel HIV/AIDS to another world.
Yours faithfully,
Orikinla.
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Christino (m)
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Dear Orikinla,
Ur request has been granted, now go and sin no more!
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2cantango (f)
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What a sight to behold my awesome erection ready to conquer the sexy daughter of Eve. I have to confess, this cracked me up!  |
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thelma2 (f)
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Dream on bro!  |
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diddy4 (m)
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and here we go again. kai, wonder what people like you will do if u are rendered impotent overnight.
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shotta (m)
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lmao this is hilarious
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Orikinla (m)
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God said. "come let us reason together". I am doing the right thing. I mean if we enjoy it and we want to have fun, God should permit us. Personally, the law againnst fornication should be waived. God should just tell us, "Just be careful my boy. Don't bruise her oh". |
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Christino (m)
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Dear Orikinla, Your request has been rejected, one more sin of fornication and the cd will tear, viruses will deal with you, you will impregnate the female and your discman will be churned. You will bruise her but she will bruise you the more, infact you will lose the crown cap. therefore be careful lest you render your magic stick useless. Thus says the Lords of the Ring. |
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Coco29 (f)
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oh dear |
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wakabout (m)
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Dear God, Please, can you lift the ban on fornication. And ban all STDs and expel HIV/AIDS. Why? Because, I love sex and I give you two thumbs up for inventing sex. Sex is the most thrilling thing I love most in your creations. @ orikinla, I'm with you all the way. You know, I pray this prayer silently, but unfortunately, baba God won't answer such prayers, too bad!! |
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Orikinla (m)
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Well, I have made my own request. And I have made it for my own good alone. Everybody sort out yourself. |
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begood1
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 How come people talk to their creator anyhow? @poster I don't blame u because u have the mouth to talk and the fingers to type whatever rubish u want even if God would grant your request, he will make girls to follow you like flies but when the time comes you wont get erections mind u, God is not a baby! beta ask for forgiveness and give your live to christ.
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