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Caliente (m)
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Folks I gotta do thanksgiving next sunday because I nearly died in church last sunday. Somebody or something was just polluting the air around me, especially when you try to focus like worship, praise or pray. It was one helluva lethal farting. I endured the long suffering and just couldn't wait for the service to be over. I was wondering if it was only experienced the thing then I notice one dude stylishly caressing his nose. I won't be surprised if that smell was radioactive. But why would somebody or something do that in the church?
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$$Rhino
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It is not everyone that knows the right thing to do and how do u know it wasnt a kid?
Also, some people are just too shy to get up and walk out of the church to go and fart, but thank God u survived it.
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KunleOshob (m)
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Another example of a very meaningless thread  |
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Caliente (m)
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Another example of a very meaningless thread |
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madamkoko
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Why didn't you move from your seat or were you tied to the chair?
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ibkaye (f)
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@topic Oh Gawd  |
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Caliente (m)
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Why didn't you move from your seat or were you tied to the chair?
The same reason why Jesus didn't move down from the cross |
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naomijt (f)
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ROFLMHO. Please, i think someone needs to move this thread to the jokes section. This is funny. Can't stop laughing. Good one caliente |
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madamkoko
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The same reason why Jesus didn't move down from the cross
and what reason is that ? you willingly wanted to die from the smell. |
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MrCrackles (m)
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i think farting in the house of Jesus is a sin!!!
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SeanT21 (f)
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Folks I gotta do thanksgiving next sunday because I nearly died in church last sunday. Somebody or something was just polluting the air around me, especially when you try to focus like worship, praise or pray. It was one helluva lethal farting. I endured the long suffering and just couldn't wait for the service to be over. I was wondering if it was only experienced the thing then I notice one dude stylishly caressing his nose. I won't be surprised if that smell was radioactive. But why would somebody or something do that in the church?
Maybe You were smelling yourself. |
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DeepZone
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Why didn't you move from your seat or were you tied to the chair? The same reason why Jesus didn't move down from the cross and what reason is that ? you willingly wanted to die from the smell. Roflmao,Lol, these two people are serious cases . I guess it must be a Naija church where you can perceive sweat stench oozing from every corner. They really need to install odor expellers in their churches. Some people out there just smell like a British man's dentition. |
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Udyro (f)
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i don't think farting in the church is a sin, rather it is a free 'incense' in circulation to membrs around where it is burnt. moreover, the one farting, if tries to go out and explode it outside, may end up doing so in immediately he/she stands up. besides, fart don't kill, it only stint no offence meant o |
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