Dear Nigeria, Sorry Sex Is Not Included In The Olympic Games

Dear Nigeria, sorry sex is not included in the Olympic Games.

Believe it or not, but I am sure that Nigeria would have been topping the 2008 Olympic Games Medal Table if the IOC  included sex in the Olympic sports.

I am yet to see both our local and foreign based athletes winning any medal so far, but I am sure the Nigerians in Beijing have not forgotten what Nigerians know how to do best locally and internationally, fxxking like beasts of no nation. 

Even Togo has won medals and Nigeria is missing on the table.
Chineke biko , save us from international disgrace.

When I see Nigerians in the gym, I feel that they love sports, but someone whispered to me that most of them are keeping fit for bedmatics and not for the Olympics.

I hope our soccer team will save the giant of Africa from the most disappointing Nigerian performance at the Olympic Games in recent time.

I may appeal to the IOC to include sex in the next Olympic Games so that Nigerians can excel in the sport they know best, shagging.   

Zimbabwe has won medals.