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Jeovy (m)
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« on: August 18, 2008, 10:54 PM » |
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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven, I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."
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Abbygyal (f)
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lmao
@jeovy
nice one
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Shaz (f)
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Lol . . teacher chop yawa
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mohawkchic (f)
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~  Smart Girl~
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adekennis (m)
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Oga oo  |
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Jeovy (m)
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hope you are referring to gaby |
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gabrywyl (f)
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What did I do again  |
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gabrywyl (f)
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Why you call me confuse? You should ask Jeovy why first ohhh
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infobaba (m)
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gab, how was market na?  i taught u went hawking groundnut |
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mykali
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nice joke
gabby, i want to buy groundnut 30 naira with purewater 5 naira. if i give u 20 naira how much is my change?
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gabrywyl (f)
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ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! I was suppose to but you guys make me addicted ohhhhh  HELP!!! SOS!!! I NEED TO GO TO REHAB!!! ABEG!!!! |
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gabrywyl (f)
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mykali, you think I be stupid fool  |
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chioya (f)
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gabby give him the change and stop doing anyhow  |
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tufe (m)
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i just tire for the girl.
if person no buy from her now, her madam go dey flog am when she reach hse. now to give change don turn to wahala
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gabrywyl (f)
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Sorry people. I aint a seller. I don't do selling products. I work at sea cause I am a fine kokolet mermaid sha. You guys don't remember?
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tufe (m)
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that one na for ur dream abi where
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gabrywyl (f)
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Can't you fantasize along with me? |
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tufe (m)
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my dear, i live in a world of reality.
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Jeovy (m)
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Gaby,
the groundnut don finish ?
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studio43 (m)
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why u dey ask, so that u go come buy another credit add to the one's u don dey owe before ?
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Jeovy (m)
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see as my accountant dey expose me,ok I never pay you for this month
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gabrywyl (f)
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my dear, i live in a world of reality.
Thats boring ohhh. . . .Whatever happened to Little Mermaid and Cinderella and X Men and Spongebob? Gaby,
the groundnut don finish ?
People, WHats groundnut? |
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beemex (m)
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Mohawkchic, are u ZULU? because u sure look like one in that pix you've got on your profile.
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Jeovy (m)
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Mohawkchic, are u ZULU? because u sure look like one in that pix you've got on your profile.
hmm,just tell her she looks fine |
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