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debosky (m)
Re: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread
« #6464 on: July 25, 2006, 08:22 PM »

Retro-Rapist

Afeni-Assaulter

Badmann-Polygamist


The Court of the Official Matchmaking Thread is currently listening to arguments for and against the above accused

Lawyers/Counsels please state your cases

I for one cannot sit on this case as i have been personally involved as a victim with one of the plaintiffs (retro)

I call on mukina or j-girl to sit on this case
mukina2 (f)
Re: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread
« #6465 on: July 25, 2006, 08:24 PM »

i'll gladly sit on this case because my fellow angel is indisposed at this moment

debosky (m)
Re: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread
« #6466 on: July 25, 2006, 08:50 PM »

good there are three accused, retro's case is straight forward to me, she has insistently commited acts of rape on my person. please refer to page 195 for evidence. I shall quote these posts soonest before she edits them.
mukina2 (f)
Re: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread
« #6467 on: July 25, 2006, 08:54 PM »

debo are the accused persons informed
2, who is representing you
3 am givin a 24hr deadline for all cases to be officially be placed across


i've seen ur first evidence any other?
debosky (m)
Re: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread
« #6468 on: July 25, 2006, 09:03 PM »

m'lord please see page 202 for Afeni's assault on Toy by sticking his hand up her skirt, a totally repulsive unwarranted breaching of her boundaries, in the presence of her hubby badmann!!
mukina2 (f)
Re: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread
« #6469 on: July 25, 2006, 09:07 PM »

ok debo have seen it all


*guards issure letters to the accused persons pronto*
Genial (m)
Re: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread
« #6470 on: July 25, 2006, 09:18 PM »

*rubbing hands together in glee*A court case? How interesting!
debosky (m)
Re: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread
« #6471 on: July 25, 2006, 09:20 PM »

sir genial i hereby seek your appointment as my counsel in this case against that incorrigible retro
Genial (m)
Re: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread
« #6472 on: July 25, 2006, 09:25 PM »

hmm. . .

I shall consider your request, my good man *checking through his schedule*

If I am not able to handle your case personally, I hope you will be satisfied with the services of a partner from our chambers.

In the meantime, do not make any further comments unless in the presence of your lawyer, and every such statement you must have previously deliberated with your representative from our chambers.
DaHitler (m)
Re: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread
« #6473 on: July 25, 2006, 09:29 PM »

debosky, you are boring. No doubt, just another loser Nigerian guy. Can't say I haven't seen your type before.  Undecided

Read a book or two, learn something for a change. Its not becoming to walk around so stupid.
debosky (m)
Re: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread
« #6474 on: July 25, 2006, 09:38 PM »

your insults/attention shifting will not deter me from ensuring your prosecution.

you will face the full butt-lashing of the law mr. Afeni  Angry Angry Grin

well taken sir Genial, i shall refrain from making any more comments without your chambers' prior approval.
DaHitler (m)
Re: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread
« #6475 on: July 25, 2006, 09:42 PM »

Thats fine, Debo. By the way, that post was not meant to be so harsh lol.

But once I posted it, I decided to edit it would be to admit I made a mistake. Better to be harsher than expected, than to be a person who make mistakes. You understand how it is, or at least, you should if you are a God like me. The instant you admit mistakes, the instant your God status is revoked.  Cool
debosky (m)
Re: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread
« #6476 on: July 25, 2006, 09:49 PM »

No offense taken.  Wink

It will be revoked I tell you, or maybe altered, to the God of soap dropping in the male maximum security prison  Grin Grin
Kadeejah (f)
Re: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread
« #6477 on: July 25, 2006, 09:59 PM »

203 pages? Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked who are d new couples then?
diddy4 (m)
Re: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread
« #6478 on: July 25, 2006, 10:00 PM »

hey Dj, where have u been?
Rhodalyn (f)
Re: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread
« #6479 on: July 25, 2006, 10:01 PM »

hey!! Kadee babes, i missed ya Cheesy Kiss Kiss Kiss
Kadeejah (f)
Re: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread
« #6480 on: July 25, 2006, 10:03 PM »

@diddy
i bn out here trying to be a good little girl lolsucking up to my fam so i wont have to move to canada Sad

@rhods
Hey u! i missed u too  Cry Cry Cry Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss
diddy4 (m)
Re: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread
« #6481 on: July 25, 2006, 10:03 PM »

rhoddy u didnt miss me? Sad
diddy4 (m)
Re: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread
« #6482 on: July 25, 2006, 10:04 PM »

awww, dj, don't worry. suck up to them good so u wont move.
Rhodalyn (f)
Re: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread
« #6483 on: July 25, 2006, 10:07 PM »

lmao @Kadee babes Cheesy Cheesy
Ur Combination Of Smileys iS damn funny Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Kiss Kiss Kiss Cry Cry Tongue Tongue Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

@diddy baby
lol Cheesy Cheesy Of Course i did, but i aint Seen Kadee in ages Cheesy Kiss Kiss
diddy!! i Sais Send ya number to my mail box not messenger!!
and U too Kadee Cheesy, i'll give ya a Call too Cheesy Kiss
diddy4 (m)
Re: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread
« #6484 on: July 25, 2006, 10:08 PM »

ok baby. I'm going to do that.
Kadeejah (f)
Re: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread
« #6485 on: July 25, 2006, 10:09 PM »

@Rhods
u know u love my smileys Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Grin Grin Grin Grin Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Embarrassed n ye ima send my #
Rhodalyn (f)
Re: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread
« #6486 on: July 25, 2006, 10:15 PM »

what U guys Chucking On bout @Kadee and diddy?!?!? Cheesy Cheesy
who's feeling horny?? Cheesy Cheesy
Kadeejah (f)
Re: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread
« #6487 on: July 25, 2006, 10:19 PM »

 Shocked Tongue Shocked Tongue Lips sealed Undecided Kiss Kiss Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Grin Wink Wink Shocked u're always HORNY!!!!!! Shocked Tongue
diddy4 (m)
Re: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread
« #6488 on: July 25, 2006, 10:20 PM »

@rhoddy
u feeling horny? damnn, where the hell is kennnnnnn? Grin Grin
SvS (f)
Re: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread
« #6489 on: July 25, 2006, 10:56 PM »

whao this thread

hey kade babez misd ya loads
Rhodalyn (f)
Re: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread
« #6490 on: July 25, 2006, 10:57 PM »

 Shocked Shocked Angry what bout me SvS?!?!? Angry Sad Tongue Tongue Wink Wink Cheesy Cheesy Kiss Kiss Angry! Tongue!
SvS (f)
Re: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread
« #6491 on: July 25, 2006, 10:58 PM »

soey rhod ure sooo special gurl
misd u too Kiss Kiss Kiss
kellorah (f)
Re: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread
« #6492 on: July 25, 2006, 10:59 PM »

lol rhodalyn







hi rhodayln. ghanaian babes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kadeejah (f)
Re: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread
« #6493 on: July 25, 2006, 11:01 PM »

Ruthieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee i missed u loads too babes Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Rhodalyn (f)
Re: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread
« #6494 on: July 25, 2006, 11:01 PM »

@Kadee and diddy
what U guys Chucking On bout??!!? whoz feeling horny?!?!? Cheesy Cheesy Tongue Tongue
Rhodalyn (f)
Re: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread
« #6495 on: July 25, 2006, 11:02 PM »

Quote from: SvS on July 25, 2006, 10:58 PM
soey rhod ure sooo special girl
misd u too Kiss Kiss Kiss

don't lie to me Sad Cry


 Cheesy Cheesy Tongue Tongue missed ya too babes Cheesy Kiss Kiss

lmao @Kel Cheesy Cheesy Kiss Kiss
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