The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread

We all need to understand the full detail so we can defend
Even if it means been a devils advocate
@Eve going and coming is not easy you know

ee be like say retro be raping ground, how many guys have raped u  

no one sed u raped anybody
this rape thingy is gettin borin
forget about it guys

@svs ,yea it's geting so boring,rape here rape that,it's foolish

@Retro give me detail I can fight for you, the pressure is too much
@Eve Every day have is up and down so greeting are important you know

@ayo theyre both taken if u want to hook up

Eve, having fun isn't foolish so keep quiet please.

abeg retro it hasnt come to that now

@ Eve are you actually free

how fo u mean isnt bad?
was it that soooooooooo bad?lol

yea am free,
do u have a job for me?


@Retro please watch ya mouth,i didnt know that u guys was having fun
anyway my bad,
srry for puting my mouth in ya probs

Your honour,

I believe the next step would be to appoint a twelve - man jury to deliberate on this case.

The representatives of the accused and defendant will be ready to assess the suitability of those so appointed.

The prosecution will forward its list of nominees shortly.

My lord,

After due consultation, the prosecution would like to forward this list of nominees for examination by the defence

1. IBB                    Male          Married
2. Dominobaby      Female      Married
3. Kajad                Male          N/A
4. Zahymaka         Male          N/A
5. Nferyn               Male          Married
6. ToYM28             Female      Married

@Oluwaseun!!!

right!! Since U f^^king decided to Change my name to jobless just because i f^^king had a go at Ur Silly pathetic Self for Changing Queenzy's name to Immature then i may as well teach U a good lesson


Seun, U're pathetic!!!
why not face Situations as a man Rather than f^^king banning people and Changing their names to names which are perfectly Suitable for Ur Ugly Self?!?!?!!?
U Sad loner!!!!
i aint Surprise U act the way U do Seun, probs because Someone place a Curse On Ur Ugly Self when U were a kid
f^^king not mess with me Seun because i don't take nonsence from anyone and more especially not the likes Of U ''Ugly, ill-mannered thugs like yourself''!!
U Call yourself an admin??!?!!?
admin Ur @$$!!!
admin Ur mama's @$$!!!
admin my foot!!!
an admin who f^^king Refuses to listen to what his members has to Say
an admin who f^^king Changes his members names to Silly names
an admin who bans his members for Silly Reasons
an admin as Ugly and monkey looking like yourself!!!

Do U know what feel like doing to U right now Oluwaseun??!?!!?
i feel like tearing U apart
devouring U into tiny little pathetic pieces
Grrghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
if i Could See U Right now Seun, i'd make Ur Sorry @$$ miserable to look at
U Coward!!!
U Son Of a gun!!
U ill-mannered @$$hole!!!
U Sad loner
pathetic loser
miserable monkey!!!
Seun, get a life and get a proper job than Running a damn bloody f^^king forum!!!!
U Suck Oluwaseun, infact U Stink and not Only than, U know what Cums along with that?!?!?!

U wonna know?!?!?!









U Sure U wonna know?!?!?!























U Sure U Really wonna know?!?!?!




























IS that why U're Still Scrolling down Oluwaseun?!?!!?























well then, keep Going





















U've Still got a Very long way to go!


































this Should teach U a bitter lesson Oluwa!


















































































U Stink the way Ur mama's pu**y Stinks!!!
Seun, U know Suntim?!?!?
i've got a Very good idea. . . . .  


why not just kill yourself??!?!
Or better Still,Curse Allah and die??!?!
because Ur a disgrace to the human Race
Calling U Stupid would be an insult to Stupid people Oluwa!!!
One word to describe U Oluwaseun!
U're a miserable Sad Loner!

learn to mind Ur Own f^^king bixnix IBB!!

see if u angry don't just transfer it on me go and shout on seun