30 Advantages Of Being A Woman!

not sure if anyonw has posted this before
1. We got off the titanic first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls,and are nice to us when we blow up our computers

3. Our boyfriend's clothes makes us look gorgeous.Guys look lik complete idiots in ours

4. We can be groupies.Male groupies are stalkers

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure of a computer game

7. Taxis stop for us

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10.Free drinks,free dinners free movies, (you get the point)

11.We can hug our friends without wondering if We're gay

12.New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life

13.We can hug our friends wthout without wondering if she thinks we're gay

14.It's posible to live our whole life without ever taking a group shower

15.We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves

16.If we forget to shave,no one has to know

17.We can congratulate our team mate without ever touching her butt

18.if we have a zit,we know how to conceal it

19.We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there

20.If we're dumb,some people will still find it cute

21.We don't have to memorize caddyshack or fletch to fit in

22.We have the ability to dress ourselves

23.We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked

24.If we marry someone 20 years younger,were aware that we look lik an idiot

25.Our friends wont think were weird if we ask whether there is spinach in our teeth

26.There are times really when chocolate can solve all our problems

27.We'll never regret piercing our ears

28.We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes

29.We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark

30.We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get outof being lost is asking for directions

Wow, You go girl, These are REALLY nice, I especially like Numbers: 10 and 27, Keep it coming, 

thank God i'm not a female.Women are devils

O ga ooooo!

men there is no adv in been  a lady, you would have to go thur labour

u mean how do u post your own jokes?
if thats what u mean,go to the jokes section.
you will find it on the homepage
click on it,and at the top of the page,ull c new topic
click on that and you should be fine then

well, let me tell you one advantage of being a guy; you get to have a staff of justice and two canon balls rolling between ur legs and they are beneficial in terms of pleasure unlike boobs and we dnt get any saggy boobs when were like 39yrs old

talk about the disadv 2

lol. where do you live?
 better stay there 'cause where i live, polygamy is illegal.

Chai, these people call women don suffer us no be small,

nice one u got there