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tcheadie
little Johnny Wins Lottery
« on: August 26, 2008, 10:13 PM »

 
little johnny won 1 million dollars in a lottery.when he got home he called his dad and said to

him 'dad 2 weeks ago i asked for 20 dollars to repair my soccer boots but you gave me 40

dollars,now i'm going to reward you ,here take 50 dollars.his dad was stunned,is this what

u'll give me out of 1 million dollars he asked and johnny said yes.ok son because u gave me

money i'll give u a piece of advice, when u grow up don't make the mistake i made

with u,make sure u are married before ur son is born,i mean don't have a child out of wedlock.

johnny was shocked, 'dad are u trying to say i'm a b*****d.
 
' yes son and a very mean one'
sunej (m)
Re: little Johnny Wins Lottery
« #1 on: August 26, 2008, 10:42 PM »

 Grin insult with style
Nella (f)
Re: little Johnny Wins Lottery
« #2 on: August 26, 2008, 11:21 PM »

hehhehe  Grin
sunej (m)
Re: little Johnny Wins Lottery
« #3 on: August 26, 2008, 11:23 PM »

Quote from: Nella on August 26, 2008, 11:21 PM
hehhehe  Grin
Hey! Nela, howz Portugal?
Do u know how to make sandwich?
folahann (m)
Re: little Johnny Wins Lottery
« #4 on: August 26, 2008, 11:28 PM »

that was sucking
dreday (m)
Re: little Johnny Wins Lottery
« #5 on: August 26, 2008, 11:30 PM »

@  post
damn hilarious

Quote from: sunej on August 26, 2008, 11:23 PM
Hey! Nela, howz Portugal?
Do u know how to make sandwich?

Bros,u don find sandwich reach ere again.Abby must hear this.
infobaba (m)
Re: little Johnny Wins Lottery
« #6 on: August 27, 2008, 03:37 AM »

lol
sunej (m)
Re: little Johnny Wins Lottery
« #7 on: August 27, 2008, 04:51 AM »

Quote from: dreday on August 26, 2008, 11:30 PM
@  post
damn hilarious

Bros,u don find sandwich reach ere again.Abby must hear this.
why u de follow me na? this one na with different recipe!
Jeovy (m)
Re: little Johnny Wins Lottery
« #8 on: August 27, 2008, 06:52 PM »

Quote from: sunej on August 26, 2008, 11:23 PM
Hey! Nela, howz Portugal?
Do u know how to make sandwich?

see technic  Grin

bastrin
Re: little Johnny Wins Lottery
« #9 on: August 27, 2008, 09:23 PM »

Hopeless fada because of moni him de deny him son.
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