Pornography

What would u do if u were watching  a porn movie in your family house(Parlour)and suddenly, Power holding company seizes power and u have not got a Generator stand by.

oh shiit, aloib, you are too much. kai, you got me rolling with that one.



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you didnt tell us what u were doing with the porn. if you were watching porn without doing anything i dont see the reason why you should ask this question. if the light goes off, just sleep or do something else. when it comes back on continue watching it.


if you were jerking off or having sex and it is only when the porn is on that you work your stuff, den i will tell you to go and learn how to jerk off or have sex without porn. what else can you do? or will you go to someone else's crib to watch the porn cuzz you cant control you sexual urge? and dont see much you can do in that kindda situation.

1.If VHS cassette,take the lid off the VCR and cut the tape,and then if you leaving the house,and you can't leave with the machine,then leave with the TV-to-VCR-cord,and make sure no one else has one.But best way is not to leave the house at all.

2.If V.C.D,open it and take it out,but if you cant,dont leave the house.

Hahahaha.

Take the machine (VCD/VHS) into my room,

lock it up and give her a call

@Busta

if u aare the closest lady around,

u go gree make i grab u?

but u just said my neighbour

assuming you re my only available one then nko?

something fit happen ooooooooooo

i would get a lubricant,



dont blame me o


blame PHCN

Very simple just use screw driver to lose the machine and remove the disc. Sikena

Na lie, she just dey joke, just like 2face, Notin dey happen

I actually witnessed a scenario once at a friend's place.

I went to say hi to my friend, on getting to his place, I met our other friends and ladies.

I actually got in when there was no light in the house, so we were in the sitting room talking and joking around.  When suddenly NEPA restored the light. 

I was sitting close to the TV and dvd player, so I turned them on and was looking for an action movie to while away the time, when all of a sudden sound of erotic moanings filled the room, it was an orgy porno dat my friend and his babe were watching before the light went off and before we all came in.

My friend's babe was so embarrassed, because as at that time, my friend has gone out to get drinks.

 ;d