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Dual Core
Re: Lovely Text Messages
« #1536 on: May 01, 2008, 03:55 PM »

where are u?
just when i need lotsa hugz and kisses,
i can't find u. . .
Fadajasi (m)
Re: Lovely Text Messages
« #1537 on: May 01, 2008, 08:34 PM »

Hmm
info (m)
Re: Lovely Text Messages
« #1538 on: May 01, 2008, 09:32 PM »

I could not eat breakfast because I miss u, I could not eat lunch because I miss you, I could not eat dinner because I miss u. Now I can't sleep because am hungry.  Angry
chisimdi (f)
Re: Lovely Text Messages
« #1539 on: May 01, 2008, 09:44 PM »

Quote from: info on May 01, 2008, 09:32 PM
I could not eat breakfast because I miss u, I could not eat lunch because I miss you, I could not eat dinner because I miss u. Now I can't sleep because am hungry.  Angry
@poster:He met a lady while browsing,She unzipped his dotcom when domnloading since he was virus free,He slotted his harddisc into her hotmail and she scremed YAHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.B careful when a guy tells u that he lus u frm d bottom of his heart,4 this may mean that there's still enough space 4 another girl on TOP.
dragnet
Re: Lovely Text Messages
« #1540 on: May 01, 2008, 09:47 PM »

info, of course u'll miss ur teeth! Grin serves u right! Tongue next time u wont engage duel with da street dogs! Tongue
info (m)
Re: Lovely Text Messages
« #1541 on: May 01, 2008, 10:00 PM »

@ chisimdi

I really deeply wish u're here with me
in my room
on my bed
lites off
we get under the covers together
so i can show u
my new WRIST WATCH THAT GLOWS IN THE DARK

@ dragnet

Where u dey since? I got Good news for ya. Your chicken lay eggs  Smiley
chisimdi (f)
Re: Lovely Text Messages
« #1542 on: May 01, 2008, 10:41 PM »

love is a sensation that is caused by temptation,A guy puts his location in a babes destination.Do uget ma Xplanation or Do u want a DEMONSTRATION. Wink Wink Wink Wink Wink Wink.DO U LIKE MATHS?If so add a bed,subtract ur clothes,divide ur legs lets multiply Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Dual Core
Re: Lovely Text Messages
« #1543 on: May 01, 2008, 10:43 PM »

ooooooo baby i like the way u type,
thank God u don't have a flat screen,
let me insert my F key, so i could give u megabytes,
so, get on my laptop, so i can download



. . . came up wid that before usher sang his song sha, lol
info (m)
Re: Lovely Text Messages
« #1544 on: May 01, 2008, 10:46 PM »

A good friend is like a good bra,  hard 2 find- comfortable- supportive- prevents u from falling- holds u tight- and is always close 2 your heart! 'thats where i want u ( chisimdi )to  beKiss

@ Dual Core

You again? Angry  (Usher - Dot com)
chisimdi (f)
Re: Lovely Text Messages
« #1545 on: May 01, 2008, 10:55 PM »

Quote from: info on May 01, 2008, 10:46 PM
A good friend is like a good bra,  hard 2 find- comfortable- supportive- prevents u from falling- holds u tight- and is always close 2 your heart! 'thats where i want u ( chisimdi )to  beKiss

@ Dual Core

You again? Angry  (Usher - Dot com)
@info;I'm opening an emotional bank account for you swtheart,so deposite ur love in it and u 'll get d interest. Wink Wink Wink Wink Wink
info (m)
Re: Lovely Text Messages
« #1546 on: May 01, 2008, 10:57 PM »

To Dual Core


When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you,  Why should only i suffer!!!


To Chisimdi

this luvly nit,i pray d blue sky protect u, d wind 2 blow away your stress, angels on your guard n d stars 2 lighten your way in2 d drmland. Hw was your day? let forget interest, since am already all yours  Kiss
Dual Core
Re: Lovely Text Messages
« #1547 on: May 01, 2008, 10:58 PM »

oh who's that i see in the horizon?
it must be my dear one
how come she's opening an account for this guy. . .
this is to my dear one, the object of my nairaland fantacies. . .
if wallz could talk. . . they'll bear me witness to some facts.
i really can't talk, but please i'll be waiting. . .
out in the balcony, for my dearie.
info (m)
Re: Lovely Text Messages
« #1548 on: May 01, 2008, 11:01 PM »

To Dual Core

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.  Lips sealed

To Chisimdi

How long shall we be friends? Do you want a clue? As long as stars twinkle in the sky, till the water runs dry and till the day I die. We will be friends.  Kiss
chisimdi (f)
Re: Lovely Text Messages
« #1549 on: May 01, 2008, 11:06 PM »

Quote from: info on May 01, 2008, 10:57 PM
To Dual Core


When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you,  Why should only i suffer!!!


To Chisimdi

this luvly nit,i pray d blue sky protect u, d wind 2 blow away your stress, angels on your guard n d stars 2 lighten your way in2 d drmland. Hw was your day? let forget interest, since am already all yours  Kiss

@info;sorry i can't talk 2 u anymore ,d doctor told me i'm Diabetic and i can't stand sweet things like u. Wink Wink Wink Wink
ibkaye
Re: Lovely Text Messages
« #1550 on: May 01, 2008, 11:08 PM »

blah blah blaaaaaaaaaah
Dual Core
Re: Lovely Text Messages
« #1551 on: May 01, 2008, 11:08 PM »

Chisimdi, because of what we share, Info might kill me
if i die 2nite i go with no regrets
if its in your arms den i kno i was blessed
but if your eyes r the last thing i see
den i know the beauty heaven holds for me.
info (m)
Re: Lovely Text Messages
« #1552 on: May 01, 2008, 11:10 PM »

To chisimdi

Do u ever recall d first day we met? Our first hello? d day we became friends? Well, I do and I will always remember. For that very day, I knew I'D cherish you 4ever till diabetics put us apart  Kiss

To Dual Core

Hurray! Hurray!! Hurray!!! Promo in HEAVEN for sinners like you. Die now and go to heaven without judgement offer last till May 7th 008 HAPPY NEW MoNtH
info (m)
Re: Lovely Text Messages
« #1553 on: May 01, 2008, 11:12 PM »

To ibkaye


When you get this SMS, send it to 1 person u love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of and 1 u wish to kill. Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u.  Cool
chisimdi (f)
Re: Lovely Text Messages
« #1554 on: May 01, 2008, 11:13 PM »

Quote from: Dual Core on May 01, 2008, 11:08 PM
Chisimdi, because of what we share, Info might kill me
if i die 2nite i go with no regrets
if its in your arms den i kno i was blessed
but if your eyes r the last thing i see den i know the beauty heaven holds for me.
@dual core;y is it that we close our eyez when we sleep,dream and kiss?because d most precious tin in d world is unseen.
ibkaye
Re: Lovely Text Messages
« #1555 on: May 01, 2008, 11:14 PM »

@info
because I'm the only one in your phone book apart from ur parents? Tongue Grin
Dual Core
Re: Lovely Text Messages
« #1556 on: May 01, 2008, 11:15 PM »

@Info. . .
do i know u? Smiley

@Chisimdi
If Love & Friendship could be bought or sold as if they were Stocks & Shares.
those wise enough to invest in you would all be millionaires!!!
but i already bought all the shares, because ov u, i'm rich.
info (m)
Re: Lovely Text Messages
« #1557 on: May 01, 2008, 11:19 PM »

To chisimdi

I kept your name in my journal and posted u in the ledger of my heart were u are classified as an asset because your market value as a peson will never depreciate ( shares might depreciate you know?)

@  ibkaye

We cool  Cool

@ Dual Core[b][/b]

What name do ur pals call you self?
ibkaye
Re: Lovely Text Messages
« #1558 on: May 01, 2008, 11:22 PM »

@info
we cool  Cool
chisimdi (f)
Re: Lovely Text Messages
« #1559 on: May 01, 2008, 11:22 PM »

Quote from: Dual Core on May 01, 2008, 11:15 PM
@Info. . .
do i know u? Smiley

@Chisimdi
If Love & Friendship could be bought or sold as if they were Stocks & Shares.
those wise enough to invest in you would all be millionaires!!!
but i already bought all the shares, because ov u, i'm rich.
@dual core:I opened my purse and found it empty,I reached in 2 my pocket and found a few coins Den i searched my heart and found u!that is when i realised hw rich i am  Wink Wink Wink Wink Wink Wink Wink Wink
Dual Core
Re: Lovely Text Messages
« #1560 on: May 01, 2008, 11:26 PM »

Quote from: chisimdi on May 01, 2008, 11:22 PM
@dual core:I opened my purse and found it empty,I reached in 2 my pocket and found a few coins Den i searched my heart and found u!that is when i realised hw rich i am  Wink Wink Wink Wink Wink Wink Wink Wink

I have liked many but loved very few.
yet no-one has been as sweet as u.
I'D stand and wait in the worlds longest queue.
just for the pleasure of a moment with u.
and if i do get that moment, i'll make it last one lifetime.



Quote from: info on May 01, 2008, 11:19 PM
To chisimdi

I kept your name in my journal and posted u in the ledger of my heart were u are classified as an asset

chisim darl, seeing u as "an asset" means there are other asset, but NO, i don't see u as an asset, i see u as THE asset
ibkaye
Re: Lovely Text Messages
« #1561 on: May 01, 2008, 11:26 PM »

which rich!? dual core is living off 10 naira a day abeg don't beleive him! rich ko!
info (m)
Re: Lovely Text Messages
« #1562 on: May 01, 2008, 11:28 PM »

@ ibkaye

We getting hot now  Tongue


@ Dual Core

There a news is that, new terrorist in town has poison all powdered milk
So Guys are told to suck only breast milk
But be wise no more gaying  around .U hear.? Tongue

To chisimdi

While waiting for the right person to come.

Play and have fun with the wrong 1

But be careful with who you play with

because that person might be the wrong 1 all along  Undecided
chisimdi (f)
Re: Lovely Text Messages
« #1563 on: May 01, 2008, 11:28 PM »

Quote from: info on May 01, 2008, 11:19 PM
To chisimdi

I kept your name in my journal and posted u in the ledger of my heart were u are classified as an asset because your market value as a peson will never depreciate ( shares might depreciate you know?)

@  ibkaye

We cool  Cool

@ Dual Core[b][/b]

What name do your pals call you self?
@info;If i culd re arrange d alphabet,i wuld put u and i 2geda.I ope u kw CPR because u take my breath away.
ibkaye
Re: Lovely Text Messages
« #1564 on: May 01, 2008, 11:29 PM »

@info
definately  Cool Grin
Dual Core
Re: Lovely Text Messages
« #1565 on: May 01, 2008, 11:30 PM »

Quote from: ibkaye on May 01, 2008, 11:26 PM
which rich!? dual core is living off 10 naira a day abeg don't beleive him! rich ko!

ibkaye, u have fought and fought for my love on nairaland, but No, i have chosen to give it to chisim
i know its a hard fact to deal with, but i only have room for one
i'm really sorry, that ONE is not u, but my dear one. Smiley
ibkaye
Re: Lovely Text Messages
« #1566 on: May 01, 2008, 11:33 PM »

Quote from: Dual Core on May 01, 2008, 11:30 PM
ibkaye, u have fought and fought for my love on nairaland, but No, i have chosen to give it to chisim
i know its a hard fact to deal with, but i only have room for one
i'm really sorry, that ONE is not u, but my dear one. Smiley
what a dream, wake up jo  Tongue
info (m)
Re: Lovely Text Messages
« #1567 on: May 01, 2008, 11:36 PM »

To chisimdi

If u receive this text, u owe me a HUG,
If u Read this text u owe me a KISS,
If u ignore this text u owe me a favor
now go ahead i dare u to ignore IT  Smiley



@ Dual Core

If u receive this text, u owe me my sending credit,
If u Read this text u need to pay up,
If u ignore this text then you are a coward
now go ahead i dare u to ignore IT  Angry

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