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mckaycee (m)
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catsbaby, catsthis catsis catsmy catsother catsway catsof catssaying catsyou've catsstolen catsmy catsheart catsand catsthat catsI catslove catsyou. Message=each word-cats.
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allonym
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ifcats youcats evercats sendcats mecats acats messagecats likecats thiscats againcats icats willcats blowcats yourcats headcats offcats
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Scorpio (f)
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thatcat's wascat's onecat's ofcat's thecat's funniestcat's and craziestcat's textcat's evercat's  |
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mckaycee (m)
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Our friendship means so much to me that if we were the only people left on a sinking ship with only one life jacket...I'll...em...I'm...I'm going to miss you, hope you can swim?
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mckaycee (m)
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while praying this morning, I told God to give all Nairalanders everything so that they can enjoy life,but God said, He will rather give them life so that they can enjoy everything.
Love you all.........
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FOD (m)
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Good news for sinners! Promo in heaven, die now and get to heaven free. No stress, no hassles. Offer lasts till 21st Nov 2005. Hurry now while promo last!
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Scorpio (f)
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good one FOD
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Scorpio (f)
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Just got this one BEWARE: love disappoints, SEX frustrates, SARS is dangerous, AIDS is real, BOOZE intoxicates, DRUGS kill ....but JESUS saves.. |
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FOD (m)
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When a newly married man was askd about his wife, he said my new city wife dresses to kill, but the only probs is that she cooks in the same manner. |
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ologbodudu (m)
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my personal favourite:
it's over
don't eva call me again
i'll send you your pictures
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gentleone (f)
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i am wished u blessin...otio, i wishin u....rara, i was wishin u...wo,engleese can be difikult sumtimes o jare, eye wish u well.
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loveth (f)
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Dear do you know you have AIDS
A.............abundant blessings from God
I..............Internal life
D............ Divine breakthrough
S.............Signs and wonders of God to you
Dear i pray that this your AIDS will be incurable in Jesus name amen.
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Saintjoe (m)
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Yeah I Love that cat of a thing, it funny, @ Fod good one there keep it up!!
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FOD (m)
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Thanks Saintjoe, Scorpio.... My suppliers seem to have run out of credit... i sure will share 'em as they come...  |
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le govo (m)
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Hello,
just because u got my sms,
u think someone misses u ?
Well, no one misses u !
no one cares for you !
no one remebers ,
more than I do,
u re one ………..
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le govo (m)
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U’r so sweet that u make sugar jealous, U’r so Cool that u make ice feel hot, U’r so Bright that u make d moon hide,  CONFIRMED ! u’r 2 much !  |
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Efik_ibo (f)
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I saw something in da shop window today, it was stunning, sexy, cute, beautiful and adorable. Was going to buy it for you, till i realised it was my own REFLECTION
I have a little Angel flying around with a hammer. Each person she hits gets a little bit of my love.... Well i hope she beats the hell out of u 
Dear friend, remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom and without ugliness there can be no beauty... So see... the world needs u afterall
Its mental health week to raise money for charity. All u have todo is txt a local retard.... Well i guess thats my bit done
If i had a penny for every time i think of u.... I'D still miss u.... but @ least i'll be rich enough 2 come see u
To live this life i need a heartbeat, 2 have a heartbeat i need a heart, 2 have a heart i need happiness, 2 have happiness i need u
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gentleone (f)
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May this day begin with a gentle ray of hope,be filled with moments of love and end with a soft note of peace.
Wish I could be a dove 2 bring u peace,a cupid 2 bring u love and an angel to bring u blessings but all I am is a friend and I hope that brings u joy!
U could be a doc n save lives or a lawyer n judge lives or a soldier n take lives or u cld simply be yourself, a loving friend n touch lives….take care
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loveth (f)
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Dear,i have opened an account for you at universal bank of blessing,i deposited 365 days of blessing,favour,prosperity,divine breakthrough,God's love and grace.So feel free now to withdraw.ok?
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FOD (m)
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We are all angels with one wing & the only way we can fly is to hold on to one another. If u ever had trouble flying i'll be willing to share mine any time . |
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gentleone (f)
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umm...@ fod thats nice
the beauty of life does not depend on how happy u are but on how happy others can be because of u. i'm happy i met u.
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naughtyboy (m)
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I will write on all brick that "i miss u" and wish they fall on ur head so that u will know how it hurts when i miss u. |
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FOD (m)
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Thanks gentleone...yours' kool as well Friendship is like a garden, it's beautiful when watered with love, hugs, tears and cheers but it dries up if left untouched. So let's keep in touch always.  |
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Rhodalyn (f)
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i sent an angel 2 guide u through da night but he came back wit a msg saying
ANGELS DO NOT GUIDE ANGELS
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le govo (m)
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An arab man @ the American Embassy , Question & anwsers
Q: Name please. A: Abdulaziz Q: Sex A: 2ce a day
Q: I mean male or female A: it does’nt matter , even Camels !!!
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loveth (f)
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hahahahahahah  |
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icingbaby (f)
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hi baydoll, I love you so much I hope you love me too. |
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icingbaby (f)
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I'm the happiest men alive, I can't still believe you are my girl.
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loveth (f)
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hmmmmmmmmmmmm  |
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nike4luv (f)
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God created love, Adam & Eve found love, romeo and juliet made love, julius ceaser fought for love. as for me, i live to love you  |
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