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ibkaye (f)
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I don't want 2 let u know this but it hv been botherin me 2 let u know that I I l I lo I lov I love I love y I love yo I love yoghurt Hahaha,  pahahaha  |
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Gamine (f)
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hahahahahahhaahahah
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Dual Core
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I don't want 2 let u know this but it hv been botherin me 2 let u know that I I l I lo I lov I love I love y I love yo I love yoghurt Hahaha, this text is older than two-year old babies alive now. send am now to chic, she go tell u say u be old school  heheheehehe, but first time i saw it it was worth a big laugh. . . . . . and erm i fell for it, back then sha |
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Cadet (f)
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this text is older than two-year old babies alive now. send am now to chic, she go tell u say u be old school hahahaha!! rotfl  |
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chisimdi (f)
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Do u kw WHO is d best goal keeper in d world?Ans:WOMEN,because no matter hw much and which way u f***k her,your balls 'll never go in. |
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info (m)
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A di<k says 2 his balls,"ok guys get ready & i'll take you to a party".D balls said,"u fucking liar u always go inside & leave us outside knocking d door". |
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Fadajasi (m)
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cadet ke,u dey school for police academy?
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Cadet (f)
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cadet ke,u dey school for police academy?
Yes na, am a Cadet, will soon be deported to become a soldier  |
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info (m)
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An Igbo trader had an accident and was rushed to the hospital unconscious. When he woke up, he asked for his sons.
"Papa, we are here," his sons chorused.
"Where is my wife?" the man then asked.
"I am here, dear," his wife said as she rushed to his bedside.
The man then asked, "So na who come dey shop?"
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info (m)
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god is present 2 present a present 4 dose that r present in his presence this mth.alwaz b in his presence 4 im 2 present u his precious present
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Dual Core
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Honey i love u
plz reply
and erm. . . adding an mtn 1500 recharge wont hurt our love
or will it?
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info (m)
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I seen to have lost my bed, can i share yours?
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Dual Core
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I seen to have lost my bed, can i share yours?
Reply ofcourse sweetie, as long as u bathe well. |
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dragnet (m)
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Who told u I'm smiling?? . . . When my lunch is running late!  |
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info (m)
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Your previous message could not be delivered. Reason: insufficient balance, please recharge. Dial *556# to obtain your account balance.
@ drag
For Food Only
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Chidi4u (m)
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If only walls could speak they would tell you one thing.I love you and thats from the bottom of my heart
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dragnet (m)
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but since walls can't speak.,what happens??
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Chidi4u (m)
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None of your bizness don't drag the net to far
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Chidi4u (m)
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None of your bizness don't drag the net to far
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dragnet (m)
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To'o' far u meant  |
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info (m)
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but since walls can't speak.,what happens??
۞ۣ۠ۡۢۤShItۦ ۧۨ۩ۭ۫۬۰۱۲۳۴۵۶۷۸ |
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lysaa (f)
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this thread is funny, didn't know about it untill now. ok, caught this HIVirus, thot it wise to spread it to You. Hope u catch it ( just made that up) Notice its not HIV But HIVirus i.e, hi virus. |
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igbsam (m)
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Little drama between a guy & a girl.
Guy: I am moses, you are the red sea, now open up & let me pass through
Gal: ok, but first let me see your rod before it gets wet.
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igbsam (m)
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PHCN. What does it mean to you ?
Please Help Citizens of Nigeria.
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Dual Core
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PHCN. What does it mean to you ?
Please Help Citizens of Nigeria.
send this to any chic at your own risk. . . |
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