Lovely Text Messages

D-ecent, E-steemed, M-otherly, I-ntelligent, L-ovely, A-miable, D-utiful, E-xcellent
what a perfect being u are DEMILADE!!

I didnt want to sleep so i called on angels to come and protect u, but suddenly they came back... i asked "why didnt u go to protect my love?" their response was "Angels dont protect angel". You are my angel... sweet dream

dats cute.

Your lips are like roses; your eyes, stars. You taste like cheese, the kind you put on nachos. I want to devour you.

if we ever go our seperate ways.
il still love you past my dying days.
and if you felt my love was a lie.
id be crying silently each till i die.
2 prove my love held storng and true
id w8 by the golden g8s in heavn 4 you.
jus to show i was always
and will always love you.

Missing you is like missing my whole world,I MISS YOU.

i was passing by a shop today
then i saw sumtin cute, admirable and was just your match
i wanted to get it 4 u
just then i realised that it was my reflection

beautiful things happen 2 beautiful pple wit beautiful hearts in beautiful places. i pray this beautiful day add more beauty 2 your beautiful life!

"once i catch u,
i go carry u go bed,
i go make u hot,
i go make u sweat,
i go make u halla,
u go wish say u no get me,
na me'malaria' dey yarn!"
  U wont catch it o!
  Cheers...

oh lawd!

I wish i was a boy.. i'd send that to errgirl on me phone book! ahahahaha.  But if i should get that from just an ordinary guy (not my friends)... i'll most deff delete him from my contacts. wtf?

your face is lovely
your voice is sweet, your lips is so soft
your lips drop sweetness, on my mouth any time we kiss
milk and honey are under your tongue that
why i always want to kiss you.

I'm sorry



but i've got something


to tell you.


i'm telling you this



because i dont want




you to hear it



from someone else..



...




THE PRICE OF GARRI HAS INCREASED !!

Ladies and Gentlemen


Bums and Tramps


Cross-eyed Mosquitos and


Bow-Legged Ants


I Come here Before You


To Stand here Behind You


And Tell You a Story


I've Never even Heard


Admission is Free


So Pay at the Door


There's plenty of Seats


So Sit on the Floor


This is a Lady's Meeting


For Gentlemen Only


And Now I will Tell


You my Story;




"One Bright Morning


In the Middle of the Night


Two Dead Boys got Up to Fight


Back-to-Back they Faced Eachother


Sword-to-Sword they Shot Eacother


A Deaf Policeman


Heard the Noise


And Came to Kill


The Two Dead Boys"




If You Don't Believe


My Story is True


Ask the Blind Man


On The Corner-


He Saw it Too.

i just fall out of my seat for laughing too hard you guy's will not kill me with laughter.

You are such a honey,Sweat babe.