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D-Explorer
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Dwayne, no provoke my talent o!
Which other chick pass my sweetest Blessing. . .d food wey hayprof chop na em run em bela like dat. .em don chop forbidden fruit na. . .hay abi na lie?
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Boss Ttdiamonds (m)
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Dwayne, D-xplorer, hayprof, Tis' is nt a chat room,
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Dwayne (m)
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Yea, it's not, but we've turned it to one, and wot re u going 2 do about it?
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NOTHING
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Dwayne (m)
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Ehen, so d gal is playing u guys. Kai, u sure say d gal never wash una eyes wit juju? Cus dis one is getting outa hand.
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D-Explorer
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Dwanye. . Na love dey totori me o! No bi juju
Where hayprof dey?
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hayprof (m)
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am rite here, . .nd wat av u guys been saying?
n.b: i av been offline for sometime nw.
i gt issues @ hand nt gals!
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D-Explorer
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O ye de ku! Me sef get issues for hand no be only u. Just fun.
No form 4 mi o! Lol
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Dwayne (m)
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E get nigerian student wen no get issues 4 hand? E no dey.
Ehen, hay how did d divorce tin go and how 's grandma pickin. Since u and blessing is divorced, i guess she is now free 4 explore.
@explore, by d power bestowed on me, i name u and blessing HUSBAND and WIFE. u may call kis d bride.
Wen next u see her, tel her rev. Dwayne gave his blessings.
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D-Explorer
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I don laugh die. . .lol. . . Na so e bi now hay self no fit say na lie. . .em ma know.
Dwayne, come i don dey fear u o! When u become reverend?
Hay no update on grandma pikin?
@ topic, am coming up with a tested & proven sms soon. Watch Out!
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hayprof (m)
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Grand-ma pikin looking cute er'day. .i no fit shout!  Hw u all ?! |
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D-Explorer
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How far. . .d deal with grandma pikin. . Any update?
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zerocool (m)
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Been following dis topic 4 a while,but haven't participated cos i was yet 2 receive a specially romantic text frm a gurl until this nite. The text goes thus;
He is elegant, He is HANDSOME, wit trappin SMILE, He's everytin described as an ANGEL HANDSOME, He's every woman's Dream, Luk @ him. He's smilin, Luvly nite, mwah!
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D-Explorer
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Gud txt no doubt. . .but u sure say na u she send am too?
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zerocool (m)
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@D'explorer, Sure,, it's the best text av got frm a gurl, (rily look original unlike one gotten frm a text/sms book). She tried 2 call me after sending d text,but i missed her call,cos i was charging my phone and also watching the Nigeria vs France match.
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hayprof (m)
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Wat type of question is that?
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D-Explorer
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@ Hayprof. Rhetorical question. . .no. . .ehm. . .reciprocal question. . .no. . .ehmm . . .infact, leave me jor!
@ Zerocool, u passed, i wanted to test your temper base on that question. Gud one.
That's pretty brilliant frm her. . .knowing someone of an opposite sex cares & love. But hey! U missed d call bt u got a reward. . .we won!
Keep us posted.
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zerocool (m)
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the last time i saw her was 3days ago,and wat ensued btw us was dat i wanted 2 steal a kiss but she says i can't cos am not her lover,i had to do a lil' impromptu toasting on d spot,,
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hayprof (m)
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It all seems Clear nw, -dnt bother your Head!
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Don4life
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My Luv i luv u so much u are the windows vista on my system
u are my microsoft word in my microsoft office u are my micro.S
excel in my M.S office,u are my wall paper on my system,u are
my time on my system,u are my windows media player for playing
music.I LUV U
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onibabs
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love is like a honey
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Dwayne (m)
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Wow, rev. Dwayne is back. u guy's been doin gud
i want updates on grandma pickn. abi u don dey slack again? No make me vex.
@onibas, no b only honey O, e b like Ogogoro.
@zerocul, 'm yet 2 put things 2geda, i don't just get it, in her text she says u 're evry woman's dream but now she says u 're not her lover. Here comes d question [wot exactly is d dream she is talking about].
@explore, how is your wedlock goin.
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zerocool (m)
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@Dwayne., no,dat wasn't wat i meant. i said 3days 'before' she sent dat text was the last time we saw. we were 2geda in my room and i wanted 2 steal a kiss but she didn't allow me 'at first' saying i wasn't her lover (indirectly askin me 2 toast her first). well,i did toast her, eventually got my kiss wit some smooching,and she didn't even want us to stop til t'was gettin late,and she had 2 leave. wait,guyz, does dat mean am already dating her??
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hedmond (m)
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@zerocool
U r already dating.so gud luck
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Dwayne (m)
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Don,t say dat yet. Girls are not wot they seem
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hayprof (m)
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Don,t say dat yet. Girls are not wot they seem
exactly! . . .but the guy don dey touch na' 
@Dwayne, Grannie pikin dey on Pause' But i been dey wave her wen i pass-by ! |
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Dwayne (m)
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tsssssw, which kind pause, u don dey slack again abi. Dat one na dulling. U de dull urself big time. Na god save u say i no know u 4 lyf, i for don sell u give ibo people. U de make me vex. D gal dey wait make u just do dat final touch and u dey pause, throway 4 u.
Guys, abeg no follow hay steps.
@zerocool, i gbadu your styl.
@explore, i'll ask again, 'how's your wedlock doin'
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hayprof (m)
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@dwayne, d koko master. . .abeg teach me, i go buy you mountain dew! 
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D-Explorer
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Just back from a trip. . .what has been happening? When Hay become prof for gurl matter and Dwayne u never tell me who named you rev. . . still wondering o! I guess zerocool is the next to report from base |
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hayprof (m)
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Wats d latest on dis thread?. .
Some babes go dey vex 4 me by nw. .na On-Your-Own i pt em. .
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Dwayne (m)
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Hay, don't bother, just don't ever start wot u can't finish. [i realy hope u can finish grandma pickn' runs].
@explore rev. dwayne is self ordained.
No new gals 4 me again. Just want 2 finish up wit d gals in my hands b4 i cast my net again.
And when i'll cast my net, oh my lord, d ones peter caught in the bible are very few.
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hayprof (m)
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Lol, see dwayne. .dey Quote bible' -heheh-
Neva mind i wil play along with em' runs d best way i knw best!. .
Tanx,
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Dwayne (m)
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lol, better do
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