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brony (f)
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lol om i got that 1 from my ex lol wen he was my BF and i thought he was dumping me  |
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brony (f)
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OMG OMG OMG
ok i JUST got this 1 from my BF its so cute!!!
in you i have found love so true
my heart is filled with love for you
every time i see you my heart skips a beat
now my life's compleat
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Ezee (m)
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Life is not a bed of roses. we are bound to make a mistake because we are not abraham
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brony (f)
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omg I dont even get that!!! sorry  can some one plz explain it im kind of blonde!!!    |
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White lady (f)
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Days are 2busy, hours are 2fast, seconds are too few, but there is always time for me to remember you! Have a lovely nite with sweat dreams.
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White lady (f)
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I got this on my birthday.
Star has 5 ends; triangle has 3 ends; line has 2 ends; life has one end; But God's favour has no end. Dat favour's yours, 2day and 4ever.
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Z4M4eva (f)
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Well I've got loads, but I'll share just one, and it's really special If luvin you is wrong,let me never be RIGHT..I PROMISE 2 luv u to the last drop of my blood. Until death do us part. I love you, Myke  |
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mckaycee (m)
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A boy was so jealous of his new born brother that he put poison on his mum's nipple while she was asleep. Now comes the interesting part, the next day their driver died.
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Scorpio (f)
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snap! |
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nike4luv (f)
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ouch  |
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hot-angel (f)
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That's a funny sh!T!!!! I like it .
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Aderonke (f)
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ohps!  my bad ~*~! |
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suls (m)
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where did you do it today?In the sitting room or in the bedroom,Screaming or shouting,Standing up or lying down,short time or long time?Have you done it today?......Ouch! you got a dirty mind.I mean have you prayed today?If not do it now. |
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Aderonke (f)
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dat was cool |
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Aderonke (f)
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wen a greeting is sent frm a distance, u cant hear d wishes, u cant c d smiles, but u can sense d care dat truly comes frm d heart!! ve a pleasant day..
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casper (m)
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roses are RED violets are blue your mama is fine what happened to you |
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hot-angel (f)
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The police are looking for a suspect described as SEXY, FUNNY and GREAT IN BED. Your ugly ass is safe, But where should i Hide? |
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madam (f)
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" I want to say that even if i never talk 2 u again in my life,
U r special 2 me & have made a difference in my life,
I look up 2 u, respect u & truly cherish u"
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babagana (m)
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Some joys are better expressed in silence, as a smile holds more meaning than laughter. I was asked if I enjoyed knowing you..... I smiled
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Aderonke (f)
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dat was sweeet |
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babagana (m)
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A man riding in crowded bus dropped his son's photograph.It fell under a ladies skirt. He asked her:" Can I lift your skirt I want to take a photo"
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babagana (m)
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that was sweeet When God gave us friends he tried to be fair, but when I got you, I got more than my share! thank God you're my friend. |
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Aderonke (f)
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When God gave us friends he tried to be fair, but when I got you, I got more than my share! thank God you're my friend.
thanks |
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tiwa (f)
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1. Could u plz luk among your things if i left my smile there, cuz d last time i wore it i was chatting wiv u or could it be what u re wearing right now. I love u. Watgwan.....
2. We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by DECISION, when we say FRIENDS FOREVER that's definitely my life time promise Baby girl. I love u so much.
Enough of love love..... Here is a kind of funny one....
3. You are such an IDIOT. It simply means dat u are
I - Intellegent
D - Decent
I - Impressive
O - Optimistic and
T - Tolerated. Are u smiling now u IDIOT. Make sure u calllllll me now IDIOT....lol....
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babagana (m)
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A guy wakes up prepares to go fishing, hops in his car and drove off. Realizing a bad weather, changed his mind and drove back home; undressed and quietly cuddled behind his wife and said" D weather out there is terrible". In a sleepy vioce she replied:"Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that Shit?"
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babagana (m)
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YOU ARE PART OF NATURE AND NATURE IS PART OF YOU.
DON'T TRY TO LIVE AS IF YOU ARE SEPERATE, YOU ARE NOT!
YOU ARE PART OF YOUR FAMILY,
YOU ARE PART OF YOUR LANDSCAPE,
YOU ARE PART OF SEASONS,
YOU ARE PART OF HEAVEN AND EARTH.
IN THEIR TURNING, IN THEIR SEQUENCE, IS OUR PATTERN.
SO WE ALL ARE PART OF ONE ANOTHER.
MAKE THIS WORLD A BETTER PLACE, MAKE PEACE.
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brony (f)
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aw these are so sweet, here is another one from my BF I love you forever your werth more then a pearl, i love you for every MY special baby girl he is so sweet!!!! |
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babagana (m)
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aw these are so sweet, here is another one from my BF I love you forever your werth more then a pearl, i love you for every MY special baby girl he is so sweet!!!! brony you serious your BF sent you those? WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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brony (f)
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is that a bad thing or a good thing  |
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babagana (m)
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is that a bad thing or a good thing I can see you you really and truly are in love here is a little something for you. the loveliest day comes when you wake up and find that luv still colors your world through people who truly care and never fail to remember you! have nice time. |
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