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NothingMeg
Re: Lovely Text Messages
« #2624 on: June 13, 2009, 02:14 PM »

Please guys lets continue with the lovely text msg
zerocool (m)
Re: Lovely Text Messages
« #2625 on: June 13, 2009, 04:09 PM »

@nothingmega; can't u contribute to the thread too,by posting your texts.
Dwayne (m)
Re: Lovely Text Messages
« #2626 on: June 13, 2009, 06:55 PM »

No mind am
D-Explorer
Re: Lovely Text Messages
« #2627 on: June 14, 2009, 07:47 AM »

Hey! Honeydrop, is that your pic? If yes, trust me am ready to burn d oceans to 've dis undiluted babe. 
D-Explorer
Re: Lovely Text Messages
« #2628 on: June 14, 2009, 08:14 AM »

Hey! Honeydrop, is that your pic? If yes, trust me am ready to burn d oceans to 've dis undiluted babe. 
Dwayne (m)
Re: Lovely Text Messages
« #2629 on: June 14, 2009, 09:15 PM »

Where's d pic
acidrop (f)
Re: Lovely Text Messages
« #2630 on: June 15, 2009, 02:24 AM »

Quote from: zerocool on June 13, 2009, 07:11 AM
@iniguy; dwayne is right. post it here and lets see hw 'dangerous or mastubating' it is b4 u send it to dat gurl. LOL!!
@aciddrop;if i have a text,i'll post it here, moreover aint dat serious to av your number.
your call
Quote from: D-Explorer on June 14, 2009, 07:47 AM
Hey! Honeydrop, is that your pic? If yes, trust me am ready to burn d oceans to 've dis undiluted babe.
yep datz me, n awww hw sweet
hayprof (m)
Re: Lovely Text Messages
« #2631 on: June 15, 2009, 07:37 AM »

Explor, your own neva do u?
Dwayne (m)
Re: Lovely Text Messages
« #2632 on: June 15, 2009, 08:32 AM »

@acid drop, nice pic u got there but your modeling stance is very poor. Nice abdomen posture but your left shoulder is punching out a little higher than normal causing a slightly default position in your genaral appearance. Nice dress up, d pic is a little sexy and your hair styl isn't captivating. Generaly speaking i'll give dat pic a 45%. If u do watch american next top model, u'll know wot 'm talking about. My girl can do better.
@explore, go ahead, burn d ocean o, u'll b d first and only 2 die of thirst.
@drop, no offence pls.
zerocool (m)
Re: Lovely Text Messages
« #2633 on: June 15, 2009, 12:31 PM »

buahahahahaha,  ouch!!, dat hurts,@aciddrop
zerocool (m)
Re: Lovely Text Messages
« #2634 on: June 15, 2009, 06:18 PM »

hahahaha,  LWKMD!! still can't help myself frm laughing,after reading your post again.
D-Explorer
Re: Lovely Text Messages
« #2635 on: June 15, 2009, 06:48 PM »

Hayprof, no dey fall my hand now.

Zerocool, if na joke stop am but if na play, continue.

Dwanye, shoo! Which one be dis your statistic. . .at least she no tell u say she won contest 4 anything. . .leave my girl o.

Honeydrop. . .nevermind haters. . . how has your day been jare?
hayprof (m)
Re: Lovely Text Messages
« #2636 on: June 15, 2009, 08:13 PM »

@dwayne, edit dat post rite nw! Its so nt rite of u. , u shld knw beta!

@ex, I get MOUTH na*

@zero, oya commot go watch Binta nd Frends.
Dwayne (m)
Re: Lovely Text Messages
« #2637 on: June 15, 2009, 08:34 PM »

Explore, i gbadu your styl wella. U wan use fast guy take claim dat gal. How would u say dat groovy babe is without a boyfriend, go luk somewhere else cause dat babe is a rented apartment.
@drop, pls don't pick any offence wit me. Only just joking. U know na, guys and deir funny character. NO OFFENSE PLS.
@zero, now stop laughing, joking time is over buddy. How did d binta and frnds go.
@hay, hope those above sacrifices were able 2 apease d gods.
@all, happy free downloadin'
D-Explorer
Re: Lovely Text Messages
« #2638 on: June 15, 2009, 10:51 PM »

Dwanye, Hayprof . . .e dey easy to burn ocean. . .i've seen a pretty worth dying 4. . .make una leave me o!

Honeydrop, babe pls tell these guys what's happening. . .don't u think they need to know?
acidrop (f)
Re: Lovely Text Messages
« #2639 on: June 16, 2009, 02:13 AM »

Quote from: Dwayne on June 15, 2009, 08:32 AM
@acid drop, nice pic u got there but your modeling stance is very poor. Nice abdomen posture but your left shoulder is punching out a little higher than normal causing a slightly default position in your genaral appearance. Nice dress up, d pic is a little sexy and your hair styl isn't captivating. Generaly speaking i'll give dat pic a 45%. If u do watch american next top model, u'll know wot 'm talking about. My girl can do better.
@explore, go ahead, burn d ocean o, u'll b d first and only 2 die of thirst.
@drop, no offence pls.
dude i aint no model and i aint running for one. . . .so i can pose however i like, no one is judging me, but honestly gud advice but its not for me, u can mail it to those contestant in the next top model show, i jst happen to have diff crazy poses, the one i have on is my fav, hahahahahah

Quote from: zerocool on June 15, 2009, 12:31 PM
buahahahahaha, ouch!!, dat hurts,@aciddrop
no it didnt? wil a thing like that hurt u?  Undecided
zerocool (m)
Re: Lovely Text Messages
« #2640 on: June 16, 2009, 05:11 AM »

--@hayprof; see me,see dis guy o. it just shows u luv watching binta & frnds @ your age,shior.

--@aciddrop, yeah sure,i'l rily be hurt if someone says dat abt my gf's pic and i feel every oda guy wil feel d same way too. and since u aren't my gf,y shld i feel hurt?, i'm just catching my fun here-and i fink Dwayne is right wit your pic analysis. {no offence intended}.
acidrop (f)
Re: Lovely Text Messages
« #2641 on: June 16, 2009, 05:31 AM »

Quote from: zerocool on June 16, 2009, 05:11 AM
--@hayprof; see me,see dis guy o. it just shows u luv watching binta & frnds @ your age,shior.

--@aciddrop, yeah sure,i'l rily be hurt if someone says dat abt my gf's pic and i feel every oda guy wil feel d same way too. and since u aren't my gf,y shld i feel hurt?, i'm just catching my fun here-and i fink Dwayne is right wit your pic analysis. {no offence intended}.

WTH? well i aint hurt n y should u be hurt if someone said that about your gf i mean "DWAYNE IS RIGHT WIT THE PIC ANALYSIS" anyway i aint hurt ok? if only dwayne is runnig a modelling contest and am one of the contestant thats the only condition i will be hurt
D-Explorer
Re: Lovely Text Messages
« #2642 on: June 16, 2009, 08:33 AM »

Zerocool can't be serious, he's just kidding.

Hayprof, i dey try your digits. . .e no connect. What's happening?

Dwayne has got a career in modelling. . .guy u must be an expert in disguise. . .it's a bumperly big biz.
Maybe we should start up then sign in my babe (honeydrop) on our label. . .what do u think? 
iniguy (m)
Re: Lovely Text Messages
« #2643 on: June 16, 2009, 12:53 PM »

, walks into thread amidst the blare of trumpets with a cheesy smile on his face Smiley   Whats up hommies and honies, it feels so good to be back from seun's jail! @seun, i had a nice time @dwayne, how far, that was a great pix analysis, @aciddrop, you aint looking bad @D-explorer,keep trying sha, when u finally get her, meet me for some cool romantic tips, @zerocool, stay cool, @hayprof, whats up?  , dashes out to attend to urgent matters of state, 
Dwayne (m)
Re: Lovely Text Messages
« #2644 on: June 16, 2009, 08:36 PM »

men, i luv girls wit drops character, they  fit our missing ribs perfectly. I must say your bf must b a lucky guy.
@drop, "never think wot peple say 'bout u, wot matters is wot u think of urselves"
@explore, kip tryn' your luk, u never know wot d futer have. Now, stop having romantic dreams of u and drop cause dat ain't gonna happen, only in your dreams or your world of fantasies.
Drop, pls tell your guy dat i said hi.
@ini, did u make a whole elaborate plan like scofield b4 u could brk urself out of seun's prison?
@hay, hmm. . . .how's your genetic mutation doin,
@all, luv ya
Dwayne (m)
Re: Lovely Text Messages
« #2645 on: June 16, 2009, 08:38 PM »

men, i luv girls wit drops character, they  fit our missing ribs perfectly. I must say your bf must b a lucky guy.
@drop, "never think wot peple say 'bout u, wot matters is wot u think of urselves"
@explore, kip tryn' your luk, u never know wot d futer have. Now, stop having romantic dreams of u and drop cause dat ain't gonna happen, only in your dreams or your world of fantasies.
Drop, pls tell your guy dat i said hi.
@ini, did u make a whole elaborate plan like scofield b4 u could brk urself out of seun's prison?
@hay, hmm. . . .how's your genetic mutation doin,
@all, luv ya
iniguy (m)
Re: Lovely Text Messages
« #2646 on: June 16, 2009, 09:29 PM »

@dwayne, this time it was a case of mansfield park. did i hear u rite? u're saying hi to aciddrop's guy, next time around, u'll be saying hi to her.
Grin
hayprof (m)
Re: Lovely Text Messages
« #2647 on: June 17, 2009, 12:35 AM »

@dwayne, my genes gentle oo,.
Dwayne (m)
Re: Lovely Text Messages
« #2648 on: June 17, 2009, 08:36 AM »

@ini, yea 'm doin just dat, and is there anything wrong.
@explore, how is it goin on your side, never give up O, it is not manly 4 we can never get a glimpse of wot d future holds. But i must say, if u're gona kip luking 4 drop, u 're gonna grow white beards  4rm your ass. Wot 8:30am, kinda late, seya
badboym
Re: Lovely Text Messages
« #2649 on: June 17, 2009, 12:45 PM »

If I could pull down the Rainbow,
I'll write your name in 7 colors and
Place it in the Cloud
So the Heavens and the Whole World
Will see and Know that
I Love and Care about you.
hayprof (m)
Re: Lovely Text Messages
« #2650 on: June 17, 2009, 01:40 PM »

Hmmmn, white beards frm d nyash -dats hillarious!
hayprof (m)
Re: Lovely Text Messages
« #2651 on: June 17, 2009, 01:50 PM »

@b-boi, nice one, but u go nid ladder to reach for th rainbow, plus u go wait for the raining season abi ?
badboym
Re: Lovely Text Messages
« #2652 on: June 17, 2009, 01:52 PM »

Thanks.
D-Explorer
Re: Lovely Text Messages
« #2653 on: June 17, 2009, 04:32 PM »

Am begining to suspect Dwayne on this. Hope u guyz are nt trying to pull a first one on d only certified guy, honourably & specially designed with the gentle touch of Honeydrop's ribs. Hey guys, hands off or better still give your guy a lift.

Letter to my Heartrobber.

Honeydrop, guess what! Now's d right time to burn d oceans as promised. Infact am starting with Lekki Beach. . .& dat's to show my unmeasurable bt harmless love 4 u. Dat beach am talking abt's one of d tourist centre we've got but really, i nid your approval to set dat f**king water on fire. Don't say NO! Coz an undisclosed amount has been paid in dis regards. 
My love, my heart i mean my heartattack, after dis impossible possible mission, am planning a sweet16 parri 4u. Where all your dreams comes true. Till i read your positive response.

Ya Love (signing off with a kiss on d envelop)
Dwayne (m)
Re: Lovely Text Messages
« #2654 on: June 17, 2009, 09:14 PM »

Buahahaha. . . .haha, i must b lucky 2 still b alive cause your messages are deadly.
badboym
Re: Lovely Text Messages
« #2655 on: June 17, 2009, 11:56 PM »

In my life,I learnt to Love,
To be Happy to be Strong,

To be honest and to be Faithful
I just couldn't learn how to 4get you.
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