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badboym
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If you look at me,please don't touch me
If you touch me,please don't kiss me
If you kiss me,please don't F$ck me
And if you F$ck me,
Please don't Stop
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Dwayne (m)
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@badboyn, u go die O.
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Dwayne (m)
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U de ask me, dis one wen u say make she no stop, haba. Abeg body no b firewood
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ikejimba
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hi u caputed my heart with your loving way. nobody can ever take your place in my heart, i will alwayz be there 4 you. i will never stop loving you
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hayprof (m)
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@badboi, u nid baba-blue'
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acidrop (f)
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Am begining to suspect Dwayne on this. Hope u guyz are nt trying to pull a first one on d only certified guy, honourably & specially designed with the gentle touch of Honeydrop's ribs. Hey guys, hands off or better still give your guy a lift.
Letter to my Heartrobber.
Honeydrop, guess what! Now's d right time to burn d oceans as promised. Infact am starting with Lekki Beach. . .& dat's to show my unmeasurable bt harmless love 4 u. Dat beach am talking abt's one of d tourist centre we've got but really, i nid your approval to set dat f**king water on fire. Don't say NO! Coz an undisclosed amount has been paid in dis regards.
My love, my heart i mean my heartattack, after dis impossible possible mission, am planning a sweet16 parri 4u.
Where all your dreams comes true. Till i read your positive response.
Ya Love (signing off with a kiss on d envelop)
awwwwwwwww that so sweet bt i aint 16. though lol  |
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hayprof (m)
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Hey, i didnt see explor post dat on dis thread o,. .
@letter, then u culd b 86yrs nd watch explor run-off like a cockroach'
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acidrop (f)
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Hey, i didnt see explor post dat on dis thread o,. .
@letter, then u culd b 86yrs nd watch explor run-off like a cockroach'
yeah n he will be wat? 16?  ? LOL |
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Dwayne (m)
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@hay, 86 yrs and 16 yrs. d diff is just figures.
@drop, wotz your latest.
@explore, never givin' up
k guys, 2 d rescueeeeeee!!!
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Don4life
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@all Is this a chat room??? |
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Dwayne (m)
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Then tell us wot it is
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hayprof (m)
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Who dey recue who ?
@dwayne, tell me say White bear-bear na figures ?
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D-Explorer
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Hey Guys. . .let me do this. . .the age of methusela has nothing to do with the wisdom of solomon. . . in this case, the age of my heartrobber (Honeydrop) has nothing to do with me. . if you go tens, i go hundred, if you go hundred, i go thousands. . count on. . .am made for this course. Age is absolutely nothing but a figure as said.
My heart, i mean my heart-attack, it takes gut for a man to "toast" his one but only in public. Am dead sure about that. . .right!
So can we make a date?
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hayprof (m)
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@Ex, u no dey tire? Abi u wan bless yah-sef with acid ?
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D-Explorer
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Hayprof, which one be Ex? . . .why not Explorer. U no dey side me again?
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hayprof (m)
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Ex, for explor. .i aint got the whole alphabets to type out your username. .take it as u see it,
Nd for the record, i dey your side GBAM, b4 d acid pour o!
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iniguy (m)
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Na wah for this thread, i can't post that killer text again, this Dexplorer and aciddrop matter don tire me.
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hayprof (m)
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@ini, abeg enta d place jo'
Leave dem matter, dem jst start o,. .
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iniguy (m)
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We go watch and see! This is a cool text. "You are like the silky gazelle of the esteemed paradise blazing radiance upon me in a blissfull beam!"
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Virgo83 (m)
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Don't go for Looks; they device
Don't go for Wealth even that fades away
Go for someone who makes you smile:
'Cause its only a Smile that can make a dark day seems bright
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Dwayne (m)
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@hay, wot is d diff btw white beards and dark ones. It's just colour.
@ini, how is dat text a killer, i once received it 4rm a gal and as u can see, i'm still alive.
@explore, u no dey fear acid, u see girl wen dey call herself acid and u dey ask 4 a date. After d date, na plastic surgery u go do.
@acid, abeg if at all u must pour us acid, pls let it b citric acid 2 fill us wit vitamins.
@all, se dis text;
[u re my african queen,
girl of ma dreams,
u take me where i've never been,
u make ma heart go tingalingalin].
Dat text is not a killer, it is an assassin
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D-Explorer
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Virgo, smile go miss when money no dey o. . .lol.
Prof, got u clear. . .nofin do u.
Dwanye, which kin text be dat? Yeye txt. . .tshww!
Iniguy, what's your text gonna do to my affair here. . .i dey suspect u too o.
Honeydrop, don't tell me u're blushing. . .
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hayprof (m)
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Dwayne, i don snd am to Granda' babe sharply. .though I concluded the whole 1st phase of the track,. .she go fear TEXT!
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acidrop (f)
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Virgo, smile go miss when money no dey o. . .lol.
Prof, got u clear. . .nofin do u.
Dwanye, which kin text be dat? Yeye txt. . .tshww!
Iniguy, what's your text gonna do to my affair here. . .i dey suspect u too o.
Honeydrop, don't tell me u're blushing. . .
actually yeah i am blushing. but explorer dats really nyc of u, infact u are cute bt hmmmm . . . . . jst nt ready for a thing now |
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D-Explorer
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Dwanye, Iniguy, Hayprof. Close your eyes & even if your eyes are open, pretend just as if u didn't read this.
@ all, read this as a txt.
Honeydrop, that's pretty gud knowing that u're a lady with ambition &focus and that's exactly d kind am ready to relate with. Distraction wouldn't 've been a guest to welcome but what happens when u've really got something worth doing & sharing couldn't 've been a bad idea. . .that sure makes life worth living. I respect your feelings & most of all your decision because u're d true defination of value. Here u've got my e-mail {Dexplorer04@gmail.com} love to hear from u. With Hugs!
@ all, this 's enough 4d eyes. . . * moving my conversation outta here*
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hayprof (m)
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enuf, for my eyes!
I don even compose txt outta dis conversation' . . .
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acidrop (f)
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enuf, for my eyes!
I don even compose txt outta dis conversation' . . .
lol lets hear it |
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hayprof (m)
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@acid, pls dont get me started, . .because explor's gon b all up on me.
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acidrop (f)
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wat? i jst wanna hear wat u composed  |
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hayprof (m)
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U wanna hear? I will av to giv u a call, i dont av your digits. .
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