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johnow (m)
Re: Cell Phone Vs. Bible
« #32 on: July 20, 2006, 06:07 PM »

Hot -Angel, you have touched a very important point there. Carrying the Bible around without knowing the words is like having a gun and not knowing how to shoot it. Do you think the enemy will run away just because you have a gun? Hell no! They won't unless you start firing at them. And isn't it obvious that there are atleast hundred Bibles in every country and the devil still robs a lot of people everyday? Yes, because they don't know how to use their Bibles, they just have Bibles. And the big isue is: Do they really want to know how to use their bibles???
kellorah (f)
Re: Cell Phone Vs. Bible
« #33 on: July 20, 2006, 06:10 PM »

lol @ carrying a gun without knowing how to shoot it
jafar (m)
Re: Cell Phone Vs. Bible
« #34 on: July 20, 2006, 06:27 PM »

preach hot angel. its the truth u know that would set u free not the bible u carry about. the fact that u carry the bible about does not necessarily make u a good christian. or what do u guys think?
Reverend (m)
Re: Cell Phone Vs. Bible
« #35 on: July 21, 2006, 08:39 AM »

The Bible

Available in most areas of the planet in hotel rooms, homes, schools, churches etc!

Mobile Phone

Reception can be patchy, but your call for help will normally get answered!



Mystique (f)
Re: Cell Phone Vs. Bible
« #36 on: July 21, 2006, 09:33 AM »

Quote from: Reverend on July 21, 2006, 08:39 AM
Mobile Phone
Reception can be patchy, but your call for help will normally get answered!

And who do you call when the devil is dealing with you? Undecided
Reverend (m)
Re: Cell Phone Vs. Bible
« #37 on: July 21, 2006, 09:47 AM »

Quote from: Mystique on July 21, 2006, 09:33 AM
And who do you call when the devil is dealing with you? Undecided

Ghostbusters!
Mystique (f)
Re: Cell Phone Vs. Bible
« #38 on: July 21, 2006, 10:30 AM »

Quote from: Reverend on July 21, 2006, 09:47 AM
Ghostbusters!

Hmmm, never knew the devil was a ghost Shocked
twinkledew (f)
Re: Cell Phone Vs. Bible
« #39 on: July 21, 2006, 06:24 PM »

Ghostbuster  Cheesy
retro (f)
Re: Cell Phone Vs. Bible
« #40 on: July 21, 2006, 06:36 PM »

Quote from: Reverend on July 21, 2006, 09:47 AM
Ghostbusters!

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you going to call?
Ghostbusters!

If there's something weird and it don't look good, who you going to call?
Ghostbusters!
kellorah (f)
Re: Cell Phone Vs. Bible
« #41 on: July 21, 2006, 06:39 PM »

know your bible pray everyday if u want to grow (not literally!)
babadee (m)
Re: Cell Phone Vs. Bible
« #42 on: July 26, 2006, 11:49 AM »

like someone said to me a long time ago, there's a church in every mans heart so you don't have to go everywhere with your bible( unless you are an evangelist) to be close to God . people should be more focused on living what they learn from the bible and carrying it around just doesnt work( you need to see my mums devotional to discard the idea of lugging the good book around)
Seun (m)
Re: Cell Phone Vs. Bible
« #43 on: July 27, 2006, 03:03 PM »

I prefer the cell phone to the bible because it's useful.  One can make calls with it.  Lips sealed
retro (f)
Re: Cell Phone Vs. Bible
« #44 on: July 27, 2006, 03:04 PM »

My cell phone is better. I feel safe with it.
kellorah (f)
Re: Cell Phone Vs. Bible
« #45 on: July 27, 2006, 03:10 PM »

Quote from: Seun on July 27, 2006, 03:03 PM
One can make calls with it. Lips sealed
lol seun, like, obviously!!
borngreat (m)
Re: Cell Phone Vs. Bible
« #46 on: July 27, 2006, 06:32 PM »

@seun can the cell phone give eternal life? i think the cell phone deals more or less with the physical while the bible is spiritually inclined. Afterall, d spiitual controls d physical u know so the bible sperceeds d cell phone i prefer d bible
hot-angel (f)
Re: Cell Phone Vs. Bible
« #47 on: July 28, 2006, 07:27 PM »

Quote from: borngreat on July 27, 2006, 06:32 PM
@seun can the cell phone give eternal life? i think the cell phone deals more or less with the physical while the bible is spiritually inclined. Afterall, d spiitual controls d physical u know so the bible sperceeds d cell phone i prefer d bible

The bible does NOT give eternal life. Surrendering your life to christ is what gives you eternal life.
The bible is not spiritualy inclined. The words in it are tho. And u don't have to carry the bible everwhere for you to know the words in it. 

Which do i prefer? BOTH. Why, because my bible is in my cell phone.  Wink
Reverend (m)
Re: Cell Phone Vs. Bible
« #48 on: July 29, 2006, 08:13 AM »

@ Hot Angel

Which model bible do you carry? and what network are you connected to?  Grin Grin Grin
lordimpaq (m)
Re: Cell Phone Vs. Bible
« #49 on: July 29, 2006, 08:55 AM »

i never knew bibles had models,

its a NOKIA KJV using 02 network,  Grin
Reverend (m)
Re: Cell Phone Vs. Bible
« #50 on: July 29, 2006, 09:26 AM »

I heard the Muslims are bringing out the 'Nokia Achmed 7710 Martyr with 3G (3 grams of Semtex)

The MP3 player has been replaced by an explosive device for budding suicide bombers!
Mystique (f)
Re: Cell Phone Vs. Bible
« #51 on: July 31, 2006, 08:19 AM »

OMG, Rev, that was funny,  Grin Grin no let d muslims catch you o!
dolldagg
Re: Cell Phone Vs. Bible
« #52 on: August 19, 2006, 04:56 PM »

uh,
too heavy?
Grin jk
xoxoxoxo
hot-angel (f)
Re: Cell Phone Vs. Bible
« #53 on: August 19, 2006, 06:48 PM »

Quote from: Reverend on July 29, 2006, 08:13 AM
@ Hot Angel

Which model bible do you carry? and what network are you connected to?  Grin Grin Grin

lol. Model bible, FUNNY!  Cheesy
Sir Kay (m)
Re: Cell Phone Vs. Bible
« #54 on: August 19, 2006, 07:27 PM »

Funny o
Milligan
Re: Cell Phone Vs. Bible
« #55 on: August 15, 2007, 12:39 PM »

You know, I think the last chapter of Revelation is specifically AGAINST "upgrades" to the new version of the bible (Rev. 22: 18-19 KJV).

"For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book.  And if any man shall take away from the words of this book of prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book."

I'm not saying that the King James is superior and that we shouldn't use any others, but I do have my doubts about the New International Version since there's a couple of verses missing in it that are in King James (and New King James, American Standard, New Revised Standard, etc.).  No offense to anyone who uses the NIV, but you're missing part of it.

Joge
Re: Cell Phone Vs. Bible
« #56 on: August 17, 2007, 12:18 PM »

this is wonderful,in fact,I am touched,may God bless you abundantly with that thought to influence people positively.
MP007 (m)
Re: Cell Phone Vs. Bible
« #57 on: August 18, 2007, 04:21 AM »

thats deep,
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