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ibkaye (f)
Urgent Question!
« on: September 07, 2008, 04:59 PM »

Please, does anybody know why the chicken crossed the road?   Huh
manickal (m)
Re: Urgent Question!
« #1 on: September 07, 2008, 05:23 PM »

 Shocked  Shocked  Shocked

chai, my dear ibkaye. i left u alone for a long time thinking my craziness was rubbing off on u but guess what. . . .some things can never change.  Grin  Grin  Grin

to answer ur qxn. . . .because there is fire on the mountain.
mykali
Re: Urgent Question!
« #2 on: September 07, 2008, 05:39 PM »

ibkaye has gone kolomental again o.
ibkaye (f)
Re: Urgent Question!
« #3 on: September 07, 2008, 05:58 PM »

who is ibkaye  Huh
aremu obj
Re: Urgent Question!
« #4 on: September 07, 2008, 06:20 PM »

Yes I know
He saw you attempting to cross the road but you were unable and decided to help you  Grin
lordmassac (m)
Re: Urgent Question!
« #5 on: September 07, 2008, 06:27 PM »

this boy is a fool Shocked Shocked
aremu obj
Re: Urgent Question!
« #6 on: September 07, 2008, 06:35 PM »

I don't think he's more of a foll than you are because you know even provide any answer
Jeovy (m)
Re: Urgent Question!
« #7 on: September 07, 2008, 06:51 PM »

kolo mental ibk
infobaba (m)
Re: Urgent Question!
« #8 on: September 07, 2008, 07:55 PM »



'cause it prepared to die  Tongue
studio43 (m)
Re: Urgent Question!
« #9 on: September 07, 2008, 08:07 PM »

kolomentry patient, poor ibkaye is off the hook  Cry  Cry  Cry
lord have mercy  Cry
gabrywyl (f)
Re: Urgent Question!
« #10 on: September 08, 2008, 06:20 AM »

The chicken cross the road cause it wanted to run away from Colonel Sanders
AMIGO112 (m)
Re: Urgent Question!
« #11 on: September 08, 2008, 10:54 AM »

@ poster
to get away from your ugly mug (lol)
kayowalemi (m)
Re: Urgent Question!
« #12 on: September 08, 2008, 11:46 AM »

Maybe there was a corn field on the other side or an attractive, beautiful, young, no wrinkle, gingerly walking female hen on the other side.


Oh, oh , oh Ibkaye, do u have knife in your hand? Then expect olympic speed from the chicken.

I don't know why olympic committee are not giving such chickens posted by Infobaba to have a free run on their field tracks I am quite sure Nigeria would have won more golds because I trust our local chickens.
twinkle2
Re: Urgent Question!
« #13 on: September 08, 2008, 06:37 PM »

 Huh :p
mykali
Re: Urgent Question!
« #14 on: September 11, 2008, 11:31 AM »

Quote from: twinkle2 on September 08, 2008, 06:37 PM
Huh   :p

i  concur  Angry
dani1luv (m)
Re: Urgent Question!
« #15 on: September 11, 2008, 11:39 AM »

IBK don KOLO  Tongue
ud4u
Re: Urgent Question!
« #16 on: September 11, 2008, 12:45 PM »

Guest what, I got the answer,

The chicken crossed over the road, to your kitchen.

I hope you are satisfied.
mykali
Re: Urgent Question!
« #17 on: September 11, 2008, 05:40 PM »

which kitchen. ibkaye aint old enough to open the door to a kitchen, talkless of owning a kitchen.

chicken kitchen. tongue twister
clemcykul
Re: Urgent Question!
« #18 on: September 12, 2008, 09:05 AM »

i love chicken
infobaba (m)
Re: Urgent Question!
« #19 on: September 12, 2008, 10:03 AM »

. . . But can't afford em  Cry
clemcykul
Re: Urgent Question!
« #20 on: September 12, 2008, 10:45 AM »

who told u that?
am not like you.

lol
mykali
Re: Urgent Question!
« #21 on: September 12, 2008, 05:58 PM »

 i told him that, you cannot afford ordinary chicken leg.  Tongue
keenchiori (m)
Re: Urgent Question!
« #22 on: September 12, 2008, 08:09 PM »

Because the chicken saw u comming and remembered u stole its eggs.Crossing was its best option
tufe (m)
Re: Urgent Question!
« #23 on: September 12, 2008, 09:15 PM »

@poster

because it wanted to get to the other side.



this is the oldest riddle in da book Wink
folahann (m)
Re: Urgent Question!
« #24 on: September 12, 2008, 09:23 PM »

chicken crossed road, so fk what
tufe (m)
Re: Urgent Question!
« #25 on: September 12, 2008, 09:39 PM »

me sef wonder gan
gabrywyl (f)
Re: Urgent Question!
« #26 on: September 13, 2008, 07:18 AM »

The chickn crosses the road because it wanted to run away from gabrywyl as she was trying to kill it and stab it and wrestle with it and hustle it and roll it and swing it for her dinner.

Hmm. . . I wonder what shall I cook out of that chicken. . . . Chicken stew? Egusi soup? Poulet Roti pommes Allumette?
tufe (m)
Re: Urgent Question!
« #27 on: September 13, 2008, 09:59 AM »

i think egusi would do just fine
gabrywyl (f)
Re: Urgent Question!
« #28 on: September 13, 2008, 03:42 PM »

  Angry
dani1luv (m)
Re: Urgent Question!
« #29 on: September 13, 2008, 03:46 PM »

why yhu con dey vex., like chicken wey never chop
ibkaye (f)
Re: Urgent Question!
« #30 on: September 13, 2008, 03:48 PM »

 Angry
cbase (m)
Re: Urgent Question!
« #31 on: September 13, 2008, 04:10 PM »

Egusi soup would do the trick
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