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Jackal (m)
Re: I'm Joining Manchester United Today
« #192 on: June 29, 2007, 10:43 AM »

Sticking ma dcik up your stinking ass?
Babes, i wouldn't even touch your ass with a 12-foot-pole, let alone my privates.
I wasn't talking about the thread, i was talking about what u said about me having TWINS with THE GAMBIAN.
If u don't have anything to say then don't say nuthing!!!!!!!!!!!!
Razorr (f)
Re: I'm Joining Manchester United Today
« #193 on: June 29, 2007, 10:47 AM »

Haaa babes, come on. . .  Are you kidding me? 
I was never going to let your HIV infested d*ick come anywhere near my ass in the first place.  Tongue

But Back to the Gambian issue. Why are you blaming me? It was you who announced to the whole world that you're married to a Gambian.  Grin
The Gambian happened to be a friend of mine, so I was directing the questions at her. What I discuss with my friend is none of your business!  Tongue
Jackal (m)
Re: I'm Joining Manchester United Today
« #194 on: June 29, 2007, 10:55 AM »

It becomes my business once my name gets mentioned.
There are ways u could have opened discussion with ur friend without mentioning me name.
C'mon. . . . . . . . . . Stop stalking me, we aint compatible as u look BOY-ish(tom-boy) or should i say BUTCH?
Razorr (f)
Re: I'm Joining Manchester United Today
« #195 on: June 29, 2007, 10:58 AM »

Jackal, who is stalking who?  Shocked

You are the one who always starts the name calling to get my attention, so I'll say you're the one stalknig me.  Grin   Grin

Besides, I heard from a very reliable source on this forum that you're quite ugly, so I don't see how I might be attracted to you.  Tongue
somze (m)
Re: I'm Joining Manchester United Today
« #196 on: June 29, 2007, 11:04 AM »

You guys should just get married and quite this day to day internet assault.
Jackal (m)
Re: I'm Joining Manchester United Today
« #197 on: June 29, 2007, 11:44 AM »

@ Razorr,
Ya source is shyte and very wacky!!!!!!!!!!
Ma appearance alone will make u have relentless orgasms!
The Gambian should have told u e'rything about me and if she hasn't please ask her!!!!!
Jackal epitomises POSHNESS with a degree of STUDNESS.

Meanwhile, since we cannot figure out on who's stalking who, lets avoid each other like the Egyptian plague.
You do ur thang while i do mine. Lets run things in the parallel. Shocked
I am gon' pretend u don't exist on this blog and i expect u to do the same.
Have a fucked-up day!!!!!!
mukina2 (f)
Re: I'm Joining Manchester United Today
« #198 on: June 29, 2007, 11:45 AM »

Quote from: somze on June 29, 2007, 11:04 AM
You guys should just get married and quite this day to day internet assault.

My thoughts exactly Grin get a room guys. get married Grin
whitelexi (m)
Re: I'm Joining Manchester United Today
« #199 on: June 29, 2007, 11:46 AM »

Quote from: mukina2 on June 29, 2007, 11:45 AM
My thoughts exactly Grin get a room guys. get married Grin

Yeah. . .   And get a double bed too and loads of condoms Grin
Razorr (f)
Re: I'm Joining Manchester United Today
« #200 on: June 29, 2007, 11:48 AM »

Quote from: mukina2 on June 29, 2007, 11:45 AM
My thoughts exactly Grin get a room guys. get married Grin

If that is a curse, I reject it in Jesus name!  Shocked  

I soak myself with the blood of Jesus! It would never happen!  Shocked

By the way Muki, he claims he's very sexy. Do you have a pic of him? If you do please post it for me abeg.  Grin   Grin  Post his sexy pic!  Tongue
mukina2 (f)
Re: I'm Joining Manchester United Today
« #201 on: June 29, 2007, 11:51 AM »

@ Lexi
better  take cover, bombs go soon descend Grin


@ Razorr

you guys shpuld get a room, you fight all over Grin
ask him for his pic please Grin
do not ask me . .
you should get married Grin
Razorr (f)
Re: I'm Joining Manchester United Today
« #202 on: June 29, 2007, 11:53 AM »

Mukina, he said you have his pic. Please post it.  Grin

Or better still, post it in the pictures thread (Bolaoni).  Tongue
Jackal (m)
Re: I'm Joining Manchester United Today
« #203 on: June 29, 2007, 11:55 AM »

@ Muks,

What do u think i am? A Bigamist?
Seriously, i am married. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I can bring ma dawg HUCCY into the picture.
He is a loose cannon and there's nuthing he can't handle as far as chics are concerned.
His last sexploit was his pastor's daughter!!!!!!!!!!!!
woleprof (m)
Re: I'm Joining Manchester United Today
« #204 on: June 29, 2007, 11:56 AM »

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wondering why i grin to that extent?
Muki, its unfortunate that u just decided to join the Club u hv on many occassion criticized vigorously. Any I'm not surprised, u number 1,125 Arsenal fan that has decamped to the city of Red Devil as the last the last official announcement just like urs (No Henry No Arsenal). However, its a pity, u guys are not good sports man - considering the fact that u can jump from one club to another every season.

Anyway, u re welcome to the "red" a place where united is our watch word.


Note: Muki, it would do you more good if u also go to other forum (u knw better what I'm sayin) to declare your intention



Manchester United TILL DEATH DO US PART


mukina2 (f)
Re: I'm Joining Manchester United Today
« #205 on: June 29, 2007, 11:58 AM »

@ razorr
ask him for his pic
I do not want NL to crash Cheesy


@ Jackal
really Tongue you guys have the hots for eachother Grin
get married Angry and stop the hide and seek Tongue

@ wole
did you check the date and the events before posting Grin Grin
woleprof (m)
Re: I'm Joining Manchester United Today
« #206 on: June 29, 2007, 12:01 PM »

Sure muki,

i knew i came a bit late (does it matter) as long as u hv typed that with ur hand and confessed it.

Allim saying is, hw come u re decamping so late Tongue
Razorr (f)
Re: I'm Joining Manchester United Today
« #207 on: June 29, 2007, 12:02 PM »

Woleprof, you're getting it all wrong!  Grin

Mukina created this thread over a year ago when her romance with Jackie boy was going strong!

But she has divorced him. The reason she gave for divorcing him was that on the night of their marriage consumation, she discovered that his willy resembled a fork. It was quite abnormal, so she couldn't continue.

We've been looking for a surgeon that can correct this anomaly without success.

For now, Jackie boy get's his fun from taking it up the ass, if you know what I mean!  Grin   Grin
mukina2 (f)
Re: I'm Joining Manchester United Today
« #208 on: June 29, 2007, 12:05 PM »

Quote from: Razorr on June 29, 2007, 12:02 PM
Woleprof, you're getting it all wrong!  Grin

Mukina created this thread over a year ago when her romance with Jackie boy was going strong!

But she has divorced him. The reason she gave for divorcing him was that on the night of their marriage consumation, she discovered that his willy resembled a fork. It was quite abnormal, so she couldn't continue.

We've been looking for a surgeon that can correct this anomaly without success.

For now, Jackie boy get's his fun from taking it up the ass, if you know what I mean!  Grin   Grin

Razorr Grin what romance Angry Tongue, you are crazy Grin    Grin    Grin   Grin roflmao


@ wole Grin
wake up!
Razorr (f)
Re: I'm Joining Manchester United Today
« #209 on: June 29, 2007, 12:06 PM »

Mukina, are you going to deny any of my claims above?  Shocked   Shocked
woleprof (m)
Re: I'm Joining Manchester United Today
« #210 on: June 29, 2007, 12:08 PM »

@Raz

Probably, u don't get me too.

would u for any reason denounce ur club?

would u for any romance go against ur beloved team

if sha had created this thread 10years ago i don't gv a sh**t

She has been tormenting my Red for some years now (both in this forum and others, she understood what I'm sayin), that is also in record

so?HuhHuhHuhHuhHuhHuhHuhHuh?
Jackal (m)
Re: I'm Joining Manchester United Today
« #211 on: June 29, 2007, 12:10 PM »

Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!
You can't just keep ma name off ur piggy-lips u crazy nymphet.
I am gathering some serious info on u and your file is as thick as a lamp-post.
I heard your PUSSY swallowed a piece of CARROT while experimenting last year.
Can u please confirm if this is true?


@ Muks,
I still cannot understand ur links with Razorr.
She's a transvetite plus she fucks ANIMALS.
Razorr made a video of herself giving her mongrel a BJ in January.
The whole shebang is on the internet and i can post it at Nairaland's request.
Razorr is a B I T C H with a D I C K.
somze (m)
Re: I'm Joining Manchester United Today
« #212 on: June 29, 2007, 12:14 PM »

Razorr
Stop embarassing blues by associating with this Jackal fellow

Woleprof
You are a 110% correct, anyone willing to denounce a club for any reason whatsoeva is not a true fan
Razorr (f)
Re: I'm Joining Manchester United Today
« #213 on: June 29, 2007, 12:15 PM »

I might be crazy for saying this. . .  But I'll rather swallow a carrot than have a fork-like d*ick.  Undecided


@Wole  You'll have to ask Muki that one o.  Grin   Grin
mukina2 (f)
Re: I'm Joining Manchester United Today
« #214 on: June 29, 2007, 12:19 PM »

Jackal!!!!!!!!! Angry
when will you change Angry Tongue Tongue Tongue


@ wole
stop sleeping wake up Tongue Grin
mukina is a gunner through and through Cheesy


@ Razorr
i go wound you o Tongue
romance kei Angry Tongue Grin

@ somze
why not go through the thread before saying anything
if you aint got nothing nice to say, then don't say nothing
Jackal (m)
Re: I'm Joining Manchester United Today
« #215 on: June 29, 2007, 12:21 PM »

Fork-like D I C K?
Can u hear yourself talk?
A lot of people are reading your comments and they are thinking this girl is either unbelievably STUPID or  she has taken  MAGIC SHROOMZ + ECSTASY with a gram of AMPHETAMINES.
You are a lost little girl that spews crap at every given opportunity!
Stop having WET DREAMS about me.
Take a dangerous hike, i aint your type!
Razorr (f)
Re: I'm Joining Manchester United Today
« #216 on: June 29, 2007, 12:34 PM »

Quote from: Jackal on June 29, 2007, 12:21 PM
Stop having WET DREAMS about me.

Correction: - I have nightmares about you, not dreams. Things are getting out of hand now with the way you keep stalking me! I'm so scared!  Cry

Please Mr. Jackal, Leave me the f*uck alone!  Angry   Angry
woleprof (m)
Re: I'm Joining Manchester United Today
« #217 on: June 29, 2007, 12:41 PM »

Somez

Wink Wink Wink

Raz
Since u re her solicitor-general, u hv to tell me yourself Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry


Muki
of because u re a gonner, hope u would find yourself quickly before u make any new denouncement (as far as am concerned u did it on purpose). Think about this, what if u fll in love with somoeone else (sy jackal for instance Lips sealed Lips sealed Lips sealed), what would u do? wont u make another denouncement?
mukina2 (f)
Re: I'm Joining Manchester United Today
« #218 on: June 29, 2007, 01:47 PM »

wole Embarrassed keep dreaming Embarrassed
woleprof (m)
Re: I'm Joining Manchester United Today
« #219 on: June 29, 2007, 06:11 PM »

Dreams comes true u knw Wink Wink Wink Wink Wink Wink
9ja4eva (m)
Re: I'm Joining Manchester United Today
« #220 on: June 30, 2007, 11:39 PM »

Is this a sports or boxing thread?

Wetin man no go c for nland.We shld have a thread on weddings or love gone sour

This would be a nice issue to go in dere.


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Mustay (m)
Re: I'm Joining Manchester United Today
« #221 on: July 01, 2007, 07:33 AM »

Wetin be your own 4 there?
9ja4eva (m)
Re: I'm Joining Manchester United Today
« #222 on: July 01, 2007, 08:08 AM »

Confused boi
Mustay (m)
Re: I'm Joining Manchester United Today
« #223 on: July 01, 2007, 08:15 AM »

. . .you are.
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