IAH at the Wedding Reception

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IAH (f)
IAH at the Wedding Reception
« on: September 10, 2005, 02:20 PM »

IAH was present at the wedding reception of Latoya and Greatpeter.  Time came for Item No 7...Menu-menu. The ushers (Seun & the bootylicious nairaland babes) started distributing fried chicken to people.  IAH was very happy because that was her main purpose of attending the wedding - to eat. Her mouth started watering as her eyes followed the ushers up and down.

But Alas! before, they got to her, the chicken finished.  She was very angry. 

Few minutes later, the ushers started distributing roasted turkey.  IAH's anger flew away immediately as her mouth started watering again, she almost fell off his seat looking at the ushers with her long throat expanding and contracting.  Again the turkey finished before they got to her.  She flew up in a rage.  Not again!

She went to complain to the head-usher (Seun) that they did not give her chicken the first time and turkey this time. The head-usher apologised and promised that the next time they distribute something, they would start with her.  She went back to her seat relieved and kept glancing in the direction of the kitchen with high expectations. The ushers kept to their promise, when they started distributing toothpicks, it was IAH they gave first!
nike4luv (f)
Re: Short Story
« #1 on: September 10, 2005, 02:26 PM »

hahahahahahahahah  Grin Cheesy Smiley Wink Grin that was classic
Greatpeter (m)
Re: Short Story
« #2 on: September 10, 2005, 02:29 PM »

Oh my God!
Where did this come from IAH?
Fantastic and cocastic
IAH (f)
Re: Short Story
« #3 on: September 10, 2005, 02:52 PM »

Watch out for Part 2 of this story. Stay tuned.
queen2 (f)
Re: Short Story
« #4 on: September 10, 2005, 02:54 PM »

buahahahaha  funny one,  Grin Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
queen2 (f)
Re: Short Story
« #5 on: September 10, 2005, 02:54 PM »

Quote from: IAH on September 10, 2005, 02:52 PM
Watch out for Part 2 of this story. Stay tuned.
ok  Grin
Greatpeter (m)
Re: Short Story
« #6 on: September 10, 2005, 08:50 PM »

okay i will have my figersĀ  bite crossed.
Princess (f)
Re: Short Story
« #7 on: September 10, 2005, 08:52 PM »

part2 of what?
hot-angel (f)
Re: Short Story
« #8 on: September 11, 2005, 08:46 AM »

ohhh IAH. You r lovely and amazing. Good one you got. Seun what were you able to pick with the tooth pick?? Hahahahahahaha......... I can't wait for part 2.  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

@ Princess, part 2 of this short story!  Wink
Greatpeter (m)
Re: Short Story
« #9 on: September 11, 2005, 08:56 AM »

IAH is a brave story teller. Cheesy
kenflavor (m)
Re: Short Story
« #10 on: September 13, 2005, 10:07 PM »

   
Quote from: Greatpeter on September 10, 2005, 02:29 PM
Oh my God!
Where did this come from IAH?
Fantastic and cocastic
   


night of  a thousand laugh
Oracle (m)
Re: IAH at the Wedding Reception
« #11 on: July 12, 2006, 03:58 AM »

oh no
this is just too bad for IAH
dblock (m)
Re: IAH at the Wedding Reception
« #12 on: October 07, 2006, 05:26 PM »

Only IAH topic i could find so here it goes; Your profile is hilarious  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
snazzydawn (f)
Re: IAH at the Wedding Reception
« #13 on: January 07, 2007, 01:49 AM »

IAH longtime. I have heard this joke before but girl, I must give it to you, your way of re-presenting it was just off da hook. You got me cracking my ribs.
clarissa (f)
Re: IAH at the Wedding Reception
« #14 on: January 07, 2007, 03:14 PM »

ha ha Cheesy that was funny poor IAH Grin

how did u come up with that Shocked Cheesy
Alexos (m)
Re: IAH at the Wedding Reception
« #15 on: January 07, 2007, 07:59 PM »

I can't stop laughing ,


very funny
Kintayo (f)
Re: IAH at the Wedding Reception
« #16 on: January 09, 2007, 01:26 PM »

IAH you want to kill person?HuhHuhHuhHuh
 @kenflavour is really night of a 1000 laugh
Wallace2
Re: IAH at the Wedding Reception
« #17 on: January 09, 2007, 08:52 PM »

Heard of it in another,way.Cool anyway
Wallace2
Re: IAH at the Wedding Reception
« #18 on: January 09, 2007, 08:54 PM »

Heard of it in another,way.Cool anyway
eslynera (f)
Re: IAH at the Wedding Reception
« #19 on: January 09, 2007, 11:38 PM »

boring.
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