Web Design Job - I Need A Web Designer Of The Highest Calibre

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Afam (m)
Re: Web Design Job - I Need A Web Designer Of The Highest Calibre
« #64 on: August 17, 2006, 02:11 PM »

@Timmy,

I guess you picked on the wrong guy today.

For starters, the site in question is just 55% done and it was clearly stated.

You seem to enjoy trashing other people's work when you do not have a real portfolio to begin with. The 900+ static website project is plain wrong and only someone with very minimal knowledge about web design will do 900+ static web pages.

A little education for you here, call to require in PHP will result in fatal errors and end script execution one time, maybe you have not read that part.

I guess it's time to list websites designed by you. You can find mine at http://www.justwebservices.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=64&Itemid=126.

Maybe you are related to the owner of the 900+ static website but in all honesty the day the owner takes time to view other websites is the day he/she/the person that gave you the job will disengage your services, unless it's a case of the blind leading the blind.

I belong to the school of thought that believes you don't change something that still works, hence my refusal to join the bandwagon of any new technological wave as such decisions may be disastrous.

Form validation? Table? Who cares as long as virtually all the web browsers display the websites and the intended audience get to access the website?

Cut out the sly remarks and prove that you understand even basic html.

And the website (http://www.tech-impact.com/) of the "expert" is under going annual maintenance? Stop kidding me.

Enjoy.
timmy (m)
Re: Web Design Job - I Need A Web Designer Of The Highest Calibre
« #65 on: August 17, 2006, 03:06 PM »

ROTFLMAO  Grin
55% percent done ?? come of it man, thats bullsh|t. one of the early things to do while designing is placing a title to your pages, and even if you wanted it to be dynamic, you could have still placed your data on the title tag, its shows how bad your design plan is (you aint a professional at all),  its a nom. tell me how many pro site at beta stages that have no titles Grin.

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you seem to enjoy trashing other people's work when you do not have a real portfolio to begin with. The 900+ static website project is plain wrong and only someone with very minimal knowledge about web design will do 900+ static web pages.

well my2cents once said that, and I'm sure he ate his words when he saw the 900 page site Grin, wait for your turn too, silly,

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A little education for you here, call to require in PHP will result in fatal errors and end script execution one time, maybe you have not read that part.
result to fatal errors OMG!! Shocked man yu don't know jack, go learn more, if it generates errors, how come you DW uses the require function to call up your connection page  Tongue

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I guess it's time to list websites designed by you. You can find mine at http://www.justwebservices.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=64&Itemid=126.
naa, i don't need to find you, just one site is enough to show me the way others would look, (lame and immature  Grin)

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I belong to the school of thought that believes you don't change something that still works, hence my refusal to join the bandwagon of any new technological wave as such decisions may be disastrous.
man, change that school, I'm sure you guys don't pay school fees, so your teachers sure teach nonsense. Tongue


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Form validation? Table? Who cares as long as virtually all the web browsers display the websites and the intended audience get to access the website?
that simply shows your level of incompetence and lac of required skills, just say you don't know how to do it.

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Cut out the sly remarks and prove that you understand even basic html.
surly not to you Wink

Afam (m)
Re: Web Design Job - I Need A Web Designer Of The Highest Calibre
« #66 on: August 17, 2006, 03:26 PM »

There he goes again, trying to impress when nothing concrete is on ground.

My2cents ate his words for what? Do you have any other 900+ website apart from http://www.covenantuniversity.com? If positive then you are grossly inefficient.

Call to require in my post was based on your so called error messages, I am certain you can't understand that.

So far all I can see is the covenant university site and the one you claimed is under going annual construction.

Open your ears and learn, your 900+ static website is unprofessional. I guess you will break down if 2 or 3 web projects like that come close to you.

Your arrogance (even in the face of poor websites or lack of them) won't change a thing as regards what your actual skills are.

Let me know when you ever get to design a second website because the rate you are going you may be stuck with just one for the next 2 years (that is if the owner doesn't change his/her mind anyway).
my2cents (m)
Re: Web Design Job - I Need A Web Designer Of The Highest Calibre
« #67 on: August 17, 2006, 03:30 PM »

timmy,

I c u r back to your ways.  I thought you had said you would refrain from your tone of voice on this forum.

To set the record str8 (as can be confirmed by my earlier posts), a 900+ page static website is plain wrong.  The site's design/architecture is okay but that doesn't take from the fact that having a 900+ page static website is just plain wrong from the following perspectives: abstraction, maintenance and re-use, to mention but a few.

As for "ate his words", I seriously doubt that o.  I will reserve my comments on that one.  As is the case b/w Israel and Hezbollah, I thought we are observing a "technical cease-fire".  Don't, e jo, re-open that can of worms again Wink
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