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Danfo (m)
Ethnic Joke
« on: September 11, 2005, 02:25 PM »

A Yoruba Man was sitting with an Ibo man and a Hausa man in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled barrel of
beer, when all of a sudden the police entered and arrested them. They were initially given a death sentence but, as it was a national holiday, the sheikh decided they should be released after each receiving 20 lashes of the whip. As they were preparing for their punishment, the sheikh said, "It's my first
wife's birthday today and she asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping, but you cannot wish not to be whipped!"

The Hausa man thought for a second then said: "Please tie a pillow to my back before whipping." This was
done but the pillow lasted 10 lashes.

The Ibo man saw this and said: "Please tie two pillows to my back before whipping." This was done and lasted for the whole 20 lashes.

The Yoruba Man saw this, but before he could make his wish, the sheikh said: "As you share the same
ethnicity with the president of your country, you are permitted to have two wishes!"

The Yoruba Man thought for a second, then said: "Thank you, most royal and merciful highness. My first wish is to receive 100 lashes with the strongest, toughest whip available." "If you so desire," the sheikh
replied with a questioning look on his face, "and your second wish?" "Tie the Ibo man to my back."





WesleyanA (f)
Re: Ethnic Joke
« #1 on: September 13, 2005, 04:43 AM »

buhahahahahahhaahahah. this is hilarious  Cheesy.

Latoya (f)
Re: Ethnic Joke
« #2 on: September 13, 2005, 04:47 AM »

This is so funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
hot-angel (f)
Re: Ethnic Joke
« #3 on: September 13, 2005, 05:08 AM »

So the igbo man body will take the blood he has on his back and also recieve the other strokes of cane uh? if that's it, then the yourba man is wise and that makes it funny. Smiley
micklplus (m)
Re: Ethnic Joke
« #4 on: April 13, 2006, 08:56 AM »

ooooooohhhhhhhhhhh lawd ! Shocked this is so funny !
nice one  Cheesy
Z4M4eva (f)
Re: Ethnic Joke
« #5 on: April 13, 2006, 11:49 AM »

l.o.l
Zahymaka (m)
Re: Ethnic Joke
« #6 on: April 14, 2006, 02:28 AM »

I love this. That Igbo man is going to get "it" worn down, then it will swell to unbelievable proportions.
simonflame (m)
Re: Ethnic Joke
« #7 on: April 15, 2006, 12:04 AM »

damn, this cracks me up BIG time!!!! Grin
gentleaura (m)
Re: Ethnic Joke
« #8 on: April 15, 2006, 05:30 AM »

buhaha i didnt stop laughing for 5 mins str8, nice one!
Okanlawon
Re: Ethnic Joke
« #9 on: April 17, 2006, 03:22 PM »



men this is so funny, just kep it up![b][/b]
grafikdon
Re: Ethnic Joke
« #10 on: April 24, 2006, 09:20 PM »

I don't get the joke and it definitely isn't funny.

Some people hate the Igbo tribe so much they could make crude jokes out of it. I really wonder why, and when the Igbos want their own country, everyone will cry foul, yet, they are made the butt of every joke. I thought  enlightened Nigerians have grown past tribal intolerance and the sickening hatred of the Igbo tribe.

Very funny,  and we all open our mouth and laugh like it is a rib cracker, yeah cut off the Igbo man's head and everyone will be laughing off their ass.

Very pathetic, I must say.  A lot of people on this site don't even bother to mask their hatred. You see them laughing at every misfortune of the Igbo man.

Yeah, One Nigeria.

Bullshit.
diddy4 (m)
Re: Ethnic Joke
« #11 on: April 24, 2006, 11:31 PM »

all of you that are making jokes with Igbo people, kiss my ass.  Angry Angry Angry
jayemkay (f)
Re: Ethnic Joke
« #12 on: April 25, 2006, 10:58 PM »

that must have hurt real bad Grin Grin Grin
Zahymaka (m)
Re: Ethnic Joke
« #13 on: April 25, 2006, 11:28 PM »

I really don't see anything degrading against the Igbos in this joke.  He showed himself to be wiser than the Hausa man. The Yoruba man acted out of pure malice -- for reasons I don't know.
nightrider
Re: Ethnic Joke
« #14 on: April 26, 2006, 11:59 AM »

i don't think theres anything wrong with the joke. all you blady hypocrites, don't you all laff at jokes about warri people and other tribes. abeg the joke is funny. it's just showing the political and tribal tension between igbos and yorubas , it don't mean no harm. There are hundreds of niaja jokes where the igbo man plays out the yoruba man.
emmeno (m)
Re: Ethnic Joke
« #15 on: April 26, 2006, 12:11 PM »

Men i'm laughing and there an Echo attached to it. Grin This is Hillarious and lovely
tytylayor (f)
Re: Ethnic Joke
« #16 on: May 19, 2008, 04:19 PM »

i rovveeeeeee this most Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Quote from: grafikdon on April 24, 2006, 09:20 PM
I don't get the joke and it definitely isn't funny.

Some people hate the Igbo tribe so much they could make crude jokes out of it. I really wonder why, and when the Igbos want their own country, everyone will cry foul, yet, they are made the butt of every joke. I thought  enlightened Nigerians have grown past tribal intolerance and the sickening hatred of the Igbo tribe.

Very funny,  and we all open our mouth and laugh like it is a rib cracker, yeah cut off the Igbo man's head and everyone will be laughing off their ass.

Very pathetic, I must say.  A lot of people on this site don't even bother to mask their hatred. You see them laughing at every misfortune of the Igbo man.

Yeah, One Nigeria.

Bullshit.

e pain am Shocked Shocked
tpia
Re: Ethnic Joke
« #17 on: May 19, 2008, 04:24 PM »

sick joke, whichever way you look at it. Undecided
ayusman16 (m)
Re: Ethnic Joke
« #18 on: May 20, 2008, 05:06 PM »

But if it was the yoruba man that was tied on the Igboman's back, u would think it's hilarious abi? Buncha tribalist twats!
sheniqua
Re: Ethnic Joke
« #19 on: May 20, 2008, 05:42 PM »

Quote from: ayusman16 on May 20, 2008, 05:06 PM
But if it was the yoruba man that was tied on the Igboman's back, u would think it's hilarious abi? Buncha tribalist twats!

I'm sure that's how the real joke must have gone.
The Igbo man is not usually outwitted in Nigerian jokes.
The poster must have  twisted it.
sheniqua
Re: Ethnic Joke
« #20 on: May 20, 2008, 05:44 PM »

it was still a funny joke though.
In real Nigerian jokes the Yoruba  man should have shouted egba mi  o or something similar and placed his hands on his head and shaking like a leaf and the Igbo man gets an idea how to outwit the sheikh.
That is the stereotypical naija joke we all know.
info (m)
Re: Ethnic Joke
« #21 on: May 25, 2008, 04:37 PM »

cescky (m)
Re: Ethnic Joke
« #22 on: May 25, 2008, 06:12 PM »

funny joke  Grin with  pinch of tribalism thouhg   Huh
Jeovy (m)
Re: Ethnic Joke
« #23 on: May 25, 2008, 06:23 PM »

It is just a joke,stop taking it personal
manickal (m)
Re: Ethnic Joke
« #24 on: May 25, 2008, 06:32 PM »

despite me being an ibo guy, i think the joke is cool, and it's just a joke. if any other tribe had been in the ibo man's shoes, i would also lauf. so i don't understand all this hypocritical bullshit.
clemcykul
Re: Ethnic Joke
« #25 on: May 26, 2008, 12:18 PM »

lol igbos na wa o Grin

igbos are so dumb all they knoe is money and more money.

they are afraid of political power only containers they care about.

why yorubas are so full of greed and back stabbing plus gossip of course

and the dalyn gentle but killer hausas who knoe how to kill becus of belief at the slightest provocation but can parade themselves as meek people.

what a hypocritic world Grin
krama (m)
Re: Ethnic Joke
« #26 on: May 26, 2008, 03:10 PM »

Well. . .
ohilebo (m)
Re: Ethnic Joke
« #27 on: May 26, 2008, 03:38 PM »

Habaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?HuhHuhHuh?? this one don pass joke ooooooooo Lips sealed
clemcykul
Re: Ethnic Joke
« #28 on: May 27, 2008, 05:26 PM »

am near you angel ohilebo Grin
sure say u dey pay your nepa/phcn bill Huh cuzz na your type dey make the country go bankrupt Sad
chickslord
Re: Ethnic Joke
« #29 on: May 28, 2008, 01:08 PM »

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