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Danfo (m)
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A Yoruba Man was sitting with an Ibo man and a Hausa man in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled barrel of beer, when all of a sudden the police entered and arrested them. They were initially given a death sentence but, as it was a national holiday, the sheikh decided they should be released after each receiving 20 lashes of the whip. As they were preparing for their punishment, the sheikh said, "It's my first wife's birthday today and she asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping, but you cannot wish not to be whipped!"
The Hausa man thought for a second then said: "Please tie a pillow to my back before whipping." This was done but the pillow lasted 10 lashes.
The Ibo man saw this and said: "Please tie two pillows to my back before whipping." This was done and lasted for the whole 20 lashes.
The Yoruba Man saw this, but before he could make his wish, the sheikh said: "As you share the same ethnicity with the president of your country, you are permitted to have two wishes!"
The Yoruba Man thought for a second, then said: "Thank you, most royal and merciful highness. My first wish is to receive 100 lashes with the strongest, toughest whip available." "If you so desire," the sheikh replied with a questioning look on his face, "and your second wish?" "Tie the Ibo man to my back."
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WesleyanA (f)
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buhahahahahahhaahahah. this is hilarious  .
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Latoya (f)
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This is so funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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hot-angel (f)
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So the igbo man body will take the blood he has on his back and also recieve the other strokes of cane uh? if that's it, then the yourba man is wise and that makes it funny. 
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micklplus (m)
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ooooooohhhhhhhhhhh lawd !  this is so funny ! nice one 
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Zahymaka (m)
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I love this. That Igbo man is going to get "it" worn down, then it will swell to unbelievable proportions.
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simonflame (m)
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damn, this cracks me up BIG time!!!! 
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gentleaura (m)
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buhaha i didnt stop laughing for 5 mins str8, nice one!
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Okanlawon
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men this is so funny, just kep it up![b][/b]
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grafikdon
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I don't get the joke and it definitely isn't funny.
Some people hate the Igbo tribe so much they could make crude jokes out of it. I really wonder why, and when the Igbos want their own country, everyone will cry foul, yet, they are made the butt of every joke. I thought enlightened Nigerians have grown past tribal intolerance and the sickening hatred of the Igbo tribe.
Very funny, and we all open our mouth and laugh like it is a rib cracker, yeah cut off the Igbo man's head and everyone will be laughing off their ass.
Very pathetic, I must say. A lot of people on this site don't even bother to mask their hatred. You see them laughing at every misfortune of the Igbo man.
Yeah, One Nigeria.
Bullshit.
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Zahymaka (m)
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I really don't see anything degrading against the Igbos in this joke. He showed himself to be wiser than the Hausa man. The Yoruba man acted out of pure malice -- for reasons I don't know.
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nightrider
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i don't think theres anything wrong with the joke. all you blady hypocrites, don't you all laff at jokes about warri people and other tribes. abeg the joke is funny. it's just showing the political and tribal tension between igbos and yorubas , it don't mean no harm. There are hundreds of niaja jokes where the igbo man plays out the yoruba man.
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emmeno (m)
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Men i'm laughing and there an Echo attached to it.  This is Hillarious and lovely
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tpia
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sick joke, whichever way you look at it. 
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ayusman16 (m)
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But if it was the yoruba man that was tied on the Igboman's back, u would think it's hilarious abi? Buncha tribalist twats!
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sheniqua
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But if it was the yoruba man that was tied on the Igboman's back, u would think it's hilarious abi? Buncha tribalist twats!
I'm sure that's how the real joke must have gone. The Igbo man is not usually outwitted in Nigerian jokes. The poster must have twisted it.
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sheniqua
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it was still a funny joke though. In real Nigerian jokes the Yoruba man should have shouted egba mi o or something similar and placed his hands on his head and shaking like a leaf and the Igbo man gets an idea how to outwit the sheikh. That is the stereotypical naija joke we all know.
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cescky (m)
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funny joke with pinch of tribalism thouhg 
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Jeovy (m)
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It is just a joke,stop taking it personal
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manickal (m)
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despite me being an ibo guy, i think the joke is cool, and it's just a joke. if any other tribe had been in the ibo man's shoes, i would also lauf. so i don't understand all this hypocritical bullshit.
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clemcykul
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lol igbos na wa o  igbos are so dumb all they knoe is money and more money. they are afraid of political power only containers they care about. why yorubas are so full of greed and back stabbing plus gossip of course and the dalyn gentle but killer hausas who knoe how to kill becus of belief at the slightest provocation but can parade themselves as meek people. what a hypocritic world 
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clemcykul
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am near you angel ohilebo  sure say u dey pay your nepa/phcn bill  cuzz na your type dey make the country go bankrupt 
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chickslord
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 joke far far from crap
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