Men i'm laughing , This is Hillarious and lovely
On their way to Saudi Arabia, a Yoruba man convinced an Igbo man to smuggle beer into the Arab nation. “You are braver and bolder than me,” the Yoruba told the Igbo; “If I tried it, we will be caught.” Flattered the Igbo man smuggled the beer into Saudi Arabia.
In Saudi Arabia, the Yoruba man blabbed to a Philippine girl that he and the Igbo guy were interested in; that the Igbo guy lawlessly smuggled beer into Saudi Arabia. The Philippine girl reported them to the police and both men were arrested.
They were initially given a death sentence but, as it was a national holiday, the sheikh decided they should be released after each received 20 lashes of the whip. As they were preparing for their punishment, the sheikh said, "It's my first wife's birthday today and she asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping, but you cannot wish not to be whipped!"
The Yoruba man thought for a second then said: "Please tie a pillow to my back before whipping." This was done and lasted for the whole 20 lashes.
The Ibo man saw this, but before he could make his wish, the sheikh said: "As your prowess in hard-work is universally acknowledged, you are permitted to have two wishes!"
The Igbo man thought for a second, and then said: "Thank you, most royal and merciful highness. My first wish is to receive 100 lashes with the strongest, toughest whip available." "If you so desire," the sheikh replied with a questioning look on his face, "and your second wish?" "Tie the Yoruba man to my back."
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