Romade Kidnaps A Yoruba Boy

A yoruba girl named ROMADE was having financial troubles,
so she decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom.
She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy,
took him behind a tree and wrote this note:

I have kidnapped your child.
Leave N10,000 in a plain brown bag
behind the big tree in the park tomorrow by 7 AM.

Signed - "ROMADE"

She pinned the note inside the boy's jacket and told him to go straight home.
The next morning, she returned to the park to find the N10,000 in
a brown bag, behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed.
Also inside the bag was the following note:

"Here is your money. I cannot believe that one Yoruba would do
this to another."

 

Dumb Vs a bigger Dumb


Chioya,

after taking your breakfast,you will understand the joke

Jeovy sure u were not d boy kidnapped?

Think well, you will understand.
I know your brain takes one hour to process what mine does in 1 minute.

It will eventually come along?

 

chioya OYO for u

ibadan ke,dirty toilet for romade

my bedroom for you

U for me

But mighty 

see as kidnapping don dey for nland ooo

e don tey wey woman begin get breast

na breast,boobs,cucumber etc

Tell na.

 liar liar pants on fire
d number remain 6 digits