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ennyluv_6 (f)
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A Drink
« on: September 18, 2008, 12:30 PM » |
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At a bar, one patron to another: “Excuse me but I think you owe me a drink.”
Why?
“You’re so ugly that I dropped mine when I saw you”
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ennyluv_6 (f)
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go back home and watch nite of thousand laughs
coz u have no sense of humor.
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Scopium
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I guess some people have brains of tumor 
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Scopium
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I think sahara desert is wetter than this joke
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tope_teadr (m)
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Roflmao, this is fucking funny.
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ennyluv_6 (f)
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@ TOPE
HI TOPE SO LONG.
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tope_teadr (m)
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Yeah, i've been studying.
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ennyluv_6 (f)
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@ Tope
what are u studying? the bla! bla!! bla!!! of girls
whichever one it is, pls beware aids is real ooooooooooo.
we still need u in the house ooooooo
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tope_teadr (m)
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Naa . . Don't worry, i always have a pack of CD in my wallet.
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habiolah (m)
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stale joke! I still smiled though: the responses  |
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tope_teadr (m)
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Habiolah (abiola) pls read the joke again.
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Scopium
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Habiolah (abiola) please read the joke again.
How many times did you read it before you fell off your seat? |
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ennyluv_6 (f)
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scorpion.
spider bite your tongue
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Scopium
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Ever seen a scorpion's tongue before? 
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tope_teadr (m)
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Scorpium if the reader is as smart as I am, then once should do it. . .
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Scopium
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Yeah right. As smart as Gabry's fart
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Gabry (f)
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oh yeah. my fart is smart. Oh yeah Oh yeah Oh yeah  |
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ennyluv_6 (f)
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Ever seen a scorpion's tongue before? of coz i've seen it before it has dark hair all around it and its very short. no be true |
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arramyjay
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@ poster
nice one
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Sam Milla (m)
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ok, lets give her a pass mark for the joke.
nice one. next time add some water.
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Gabry (f)
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Heheheh! I actually think the joke is funny ohhh. . . But can you scrape the ugly part cause I dont think anyone is born ugly on earth ohhh. . . . . . . .  |
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Scopium
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I just dropped my henny after I looked at somebody's profile
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Gabry (f)
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Who's profile be that now. . . . .  and dont you dare say anything sarcastic ohhh. . . |
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Jeovy (m)
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madam,you dey fear already
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clemcykul
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wicked things in the thread |
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Gabry (f)
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Since when I am afraid?  |
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freezy (m)
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Ahem!  |
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Gabry (f)
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Who are you Aheming to?
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