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Sam Milla (m)
Good Old Days
« on: September 18, 2008, 01:03 PM »

I Remember when i was young,
The deeds i did.

As soon as i realised that my name is samson

i started  doing extra ordinary stuffs.

Killing a lion with my bare hand
killing a bunch of palestinians with donkey jawbone and so on,

UNTIL Romade came into my life
ndumart
Re: Good Old Days
« #1 on: September 18, 2008, 01:06 PM »

And Romade turned out to be Delilah
Sam Milla (m)
Re: Good Old Days
« #2 on: September 18, 2008, 01:31 PM »

na you sabi
mykali
Re: Good Old Days
« #3 on: September 18, 2008, 01:50 PM »

who is romade? i want to know.  Angry
Sam Milla (m)
Re: Good Old Days
« #4 on: September 18, 2008, 01:51 PM »

no one owes u any explanation
romsky
Re: Good Old Days
« #5 on: September 18, 2008, 01:55 PM »

sam remeba wat finally happened to samson

mykali tu much frowning will make u bald & older than my granny
ennyluv_6 (f)
Re: Good Old Days
« #6 on: September 18, 2008, 01:57 PM »

@ poster
Hope u dint fall under Romade' (DELILAH) spells
coz i dont want u to die young
romsky
Re: Good Old Days
« #7 on: September 18, 2008, 02:00 PM »

enny it takes one delilah to know anoda
izeek (m)
Re: Good Old Days
« #8 on: September 18, 2008, 02:06 PM »

this samson has surpassed the old one,
he now has two delilah;s
easy ooh.
make u no die younger than the other samson.
ndumart
Re: Good Old Days
« #9 on: September 18, 2008, 02:10 PM »

There was a Samson and there is a Samson
Sam Milla (m)
Re: Good Old Days
« #10 on: September 18, 2008, 02:16 PM »

Thank you.
I already barbed my hair very low. 
so no point of power discovery this time.
romsky
Re: Good Old Days
« #11 on: September 18, 2008, 02:27 PM »

brb
ndumart
Re: Good Old Days
« #12 on: September 18, 2008, 02:33 PM »

we are waitin
clemcykul (m)
Re: Good Old Days
« #13 on: September 18, 2008, 02:44 PM »

sammie not again!
romsky
Re: Good Old Days
« #14 on: September 18, 2008, 02:44 PM »

still brb
Scopium
Re: Good Old Days
« #15 on: September 18, 2008, 02:49 PM »

Different tactics at melting the same plastic
Sam Milla (m)
Re: Good Old Days
« #16 on: September 18, 2008, 05:02 PM »

relax , i am on alert
romsky
Re: Good Old Days
« #17 on: September 18, 2008, 05:05 PM »

hmmm sims one has to kip u unda watch
ennyluv_6 (f)
Re: Good Old Days
« #18 on: September 18, 2008, 05:11 PM »

Quote from: Scopium on September 18, 2008, 02:49 PM
Different tactics at melting the same plastic

SCORPION THIS IS NOT TWILIGHT STORY OR TALES MY GRANDMAMA TOLD ME
Sam Milla (m)
Re: Good Old Days
« #19 on: September 18, 2008, 09:48 PM »

tell him
Gabry (f)
Re: Good Old Days
« #20 on: September 19, 2008, 02:15 AM »

scopium ma boy, defend yourself. I'll be at your backside supporting ya.  Grin
ohilebo (m)
Re: Good Old Days
« #21 on: September 19, 2008, 08:26 AM »

@ SAM, do you remember how your name (Samson) deceived you and you came to my street to look for trouble and I beat you black and blue? and blood coming out of your nose and mouth?  Grin Grin Grin Grin  until you almost changed your name to Judas?
Sam Milla (m)
Re: Good Old Days
« #22 on: September 19, 2008, 08:55 AM »

i suppose your own name is hulk hogan or mike tyson
Gabry (f)
Re: Good Old Days
« #23 on: September 19, 2008, 09:06 AM »

No, he be Michael Jackson
Jeovy (m)
Re: Good Old Days
« #24 on: September 19, 2008, 09:18 AM »

The good old days indeed,I wonder what it is now
clemcykul (m)
Re: Good Old Days
« #25 on: September 19, 2008, 09:20 AM »

notin to write home about
Gabry (f)
Re: Good Old Days
« #26 on: September 19, 2008, 09:23 AM »

Da good old days. . .  Damn. . . I have plenty! Just dont know where to start
Gabry (f)
Re: Good Old Days
« #27 on: September 19, 2008, 09:39 AM »

Ok, I'll just tell one.

When I was like 12 years old and I was at the beach, I needed to take a shit but there was no toilet. So I have decided to just take a shit somewhere at the sand area where its dark as it was night time.

I pull down my pants, squat down and start doing my business.

Suddenly theres this stupid cat whom spot me and it wanted to disturb me. . . . it came near and it start sniffing my ass and I tried to shoo it away but it wont so I had to squat run to another side and the cat just wont stop following me. I keep running squating and it kept following me trying to sniff my ass.

The time I knew it, I accidently shit on my pants!!!  Angry



Ok, now that story irritates the daylights out of me. . . .  Angry  Angry  Angry
romsky
Re: Good Old Days
« #28 on: September 19, 2008, 09:40 AM »

Gab r u dat old or were u so playful Angry
Gabry (f)
Re: Good Old Days
« #29 on: September 19, 2008, 09:41 AM »

About what?
romsky
Re: Good Old Days
« #30 on: September 19, 2008, 09:51 AM »

since u didnt know where to start
Gabry (f)
Re: Good Old Days
« #31 on: September 19, 2008, 09:52 AM »

Cause I had so many stories thats why. . . yes I am very very playful when I was a child
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