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olunifemi (f)
Sex Code!
« on: July 08, 2006, 05:58 PM »

   A husband and wife decided they needed to use "code" to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it. They decided on the word Typewriter. One day the husband told his five year old daughter, "Go tell your mommy that daddy needs to type a letter". The child told her mother what her dad said, and her mom responded, "Tell your daddy that he can't type a letter right now cause there is a red ribbon in the typewriter." The child went back to tell her father what mommy said. A few days later the mom told the daughter, "Tell daddy that he can type that letter now." The child told her father, returned to her mother and announced, "Daddy said never mind with the typewriter, he already wrote the letter by hand.
Kendra (f)
Re: Sex Code!
« #1 on: July 08, 2006, 09:56 PM »

that is hilarious!!
shawna (f)
Re: Sex Code!
« #2 on: July 08, 2006, 11:18 PM »

omg am lmao this is so damn funny
sweetnini (f)
Re: Sex Code!
« #3 on: July 09, 2006, 11:54 AM »

Lol
kellygirl (f)
Re: Sex Code!
« #4 on: August 02, 2006, 04:25 PM »

nice one Grin Grin
desiree (f)
Re: Sex Code!
« #5 on: August 02, 2006, 10:30 PM »


BOUUUYYY!! Funny how parents can secretive!!! Grin
muntaka mo (m)
Re: Sex Code!
« #6 on: August 08, 2006, 12:02 AM »

thats nice approach.
olunifemi (f)
Re: Sex Code!
« #7 on: August 08, 2006, 11:34 AM »

 ;d
4larinboye
Re: Sex Code!
« #8 on: August 08, 2006, 01:29 PM »

toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha  Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley
raphy (m)
Re: Sex Code!
« #9 on: August 10, 2006, 09:15 PM »

wht a joke laf my balls off type letter in d shit Grin Grin Grin Grin
Babalawo 6 (m)
Re: Sex Code!
« #10 on: August 15, 2006, 02:38 PM »

Men this is seriously funny because you got me cracking my ribs. Smiley
iice (f)
Re: Sex Code!
« #11 on: August 15, 2006, 03:17 PM »

Ahahahahaha funny ish Grin Grin
olunifemi (f)
Re: Sex Code!
« #12 on: August 19, 2006, 08:08 AM »

Quote from: 4larinboye on August 08, 2006, 01:29 PM
toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley
funny
babadee (m)
Re: Sex Code!
« #13 on: August 21, 2006, 08:53 PM »

lmao!!!
nice one
lawbo (m)
Re: Sex Code!
« #14 on: August 22, 2006, 09:03 AM »


Grin it is nicyyyyyyyyy
olunifemi (f)
Re: Sex Code!
« #15 on: August 22, 2006, 01:30 PM »

 ;d
jayemkay (f)
Re: Sex Code!
« #16 on: August 28, 2006, 10:23 PM »

  very hilarious! Grin Grin Grin
Oracle (m)
Re: Sex Code!
« #17 on: August 28, 2006, 10:56 PM »

How did Daddy write it by hand? Undecided Undecided Cheesy
afrika (m)
Re: Sex Code!
« #18 on: September 01, 2006, 03:36 PM »

U are funny
LoverBwoy (m)
Re: Sex Code!
« #19 on: September 03, 2006, 09:20 PM »

lmao !!!  Cheesy
bagoma (f)
Re: Sex Code!
« #20 on: September 04, 2006, 11:44 PM »

seen this here before, long ago,
still find it as funny as ever. Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
jinny542 (m)
Re: Sex Code!
« #21 on: September 05, 2006, 07:54 AM »

Hello Chicks i want to type a letter, hope there's no red ribbon; lol this is funny. Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
olunifemi (f)
Re: Sex Code!
« #22 on: October 13, 2006, 07:32 PM »

no red ribbon, funny person
shens2006 (m)
Re: Sex Code!
« #23 on: October 13, 2006, 08:38 PM »

[i]where did you get that joke from? can you biliv i laughed till all my intestines came out of me Cheesy Grin Grin Shocked Grin Grin ;
angelz
Re: Sex Code!
« #24 on: October 15, 2006, 01:19 AM »

what? A daddy? Husband. Tot dia r beta optn.
Uche2nna (m)
Re: Sex Code!
« #25 on: October 15, 2006, 01:25 AM »

please how did the man type the letter by hand!I wan know Wink Wink
abes (m)
Re: Sex Code!
« #26 on: October 15, 2006, 04:36 PM »

Uche2nna, dnt you understand? ok, he did it by using a formular wanking Grin Grin Grin
Uche2nna (m)
Re: Sex Code!
« #27 on: October 15, 2006, 07:23 PM »

Quote from: abes on October 15, 2006, 04:36 PM
Uche2nna, dnt you understand? ok, he did it by using a formular wanking Grin Grin Grin
Na wa O!This is like asking for the meaning of delay and somebody tells you that it is  Procrastination! Angry Angry Huh Huh Undecided
haywhy (m)
Re: Sex Code!
« #28 on: October 15, 2006, 07:29 PM »

 Can such letter be writing by hand? As a reverend i never saw such in the bible  Grin
Pamperme
Re: Sex Code!
« #29 on: October 16, 2006, 11:07 AM »

uche2nna, please stop pretending as if u don't know how to use hand instead of typewriter, u probably do that often when there is no readily typewriter or when u av red ribbon in the typewriter.  Grin  Grin  Grin
deejay1 (m)
Re: Sex Code!
« #30 on: October 16, 2006, 08:51 PM »

9ce joke blud am still laughin lol
olunifemi (f)
Re: Sex Code!
« #31 on: October 17, 2006, 02:42 PM »

 ;d
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