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innocenty (f)
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this is how u date a girl, date an alcoholic, get him drunk or best yet get him high like a kite, he'll start spilling the bean, might take 5yrs but the truth will definitely come out
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iice (f)
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this is how u date a girl, date an alcoholic, get him drunk or best yet get him high like a kite, he'll start spilling the bean, might take 5yrs but the truth will definitely come out
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spikedcylinder (f)
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A pick up line i once heard - "Hello future mother of my children" My reply- "hi,father of my future bastards" Cheeky i know but the guy happened to "get" my quirky sense of humour and we're still friends!  |
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justkunmi (m)
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hey spikedcylinder,,, thats kind of cruel, calling him the father of your future bastards,
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spikedcylinder (f)
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Like i said,i have a quirky sense of humour that few people "get".
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justkunmi (m)
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A quirky sense of humour,,,, that i like. a few people get, as in?  |
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Raymand (m)
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Normally i'd just walk over to the girl and try to hypnotize her with some techniques i learned on the internet, if it works i take her to my car, have sex with her then drop her by the road side, tAlk is cheap, just like port harcourt prostitutes!  |
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haywhy (m)
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The best way on earth to approach ladies is to follow damsal, justkunmi and walelead. I use thesame technique but not exactly thesame words but all are directed towards thesame goal, have thesame power on all ladies and it never failed me. It shows you are more confident than most men who would rather buy her a drink or try to be nice  , ("how sad" "waste of money"). I always make ladies feel as if they would be lucky to get me & indeed any lady would be lucky to have me. Guys who are nice because they want to date any lady would be boring even on bed, YES!! Ladies enjoy being teased and any guy who tease ladies would have been baking his pie in her oven  before she gets to know whats happening. So guys bust on 'em, tease 'em and even if she doesnt go out with you, she would have had a nice time chatting with you and you would also have enjoyed your time. Any lady that abuses you or do something similar, leave her and thank God you already know she is mad (YES mad!! because any sensible lady will even decline you with respect) before you get closer to her. REMEMBER: Never abuse a lady & stuffs, be matured |
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naomijt (f)
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@ Raymand you are just cocky and a whaco. @ Haywhy, yeah you are right, but not every girl love to be teased. You know, we have some shy girls that can't even express themselves. So think of ways to reach this kind of girl. 
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eunisam (m)
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yah i think thats little funny story.
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FemiD (m)
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It's really not a vogue thing to think you are a sweet-tongue toaster. No one is! What makes one fall will definitely not work for another. Girls no longer fall for lyrics. We know what they fall for!!! I am sure you don't want to hear it from me because you already know it. Even the most boring but 'wadded' guy will find girls falling over him. So, the next time a girl tells you that she fell for your lyrics, don't be excited because that's the new definition of a lie.
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justkunmi (m)
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i feel u haywhy, a girl should feel lucky that u chose to talk to her over other girls., not that you're proud,it just comes. as much as a guy wants to hook up wit a girl, he must hide his desperation and talk wit confidence, this kind of attracts the girl's attention. once u've gotten her attention, your yarns take over, and when your yarns have done its job, you're game.
anyone wants ma private tutoring, ? holla me
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cjlooks (m)
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Well I'd say that's not a good way of asking a CLASS A chick out. I even wonder the nerve a dude would exhaust carrying that out. I also take the drama to have between the two low mental dumbest creatures nature has ever created.
ADVISE: Let none of my homies try it :-[out!!!
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haywhy (m)
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@cJlooks can you please highlight the way you will approach a CLASS A chick, Anyway to be a CLASS A guy u've got to summon the courage to do just that to get a CLASS A girl. Hot chicks are used to guys begging and praising them , so u gotta be different man, let her know u are more than an average man 8)and let her feel she is the one winning u over  & not u winning her over. Ask yourself, will any lady not be lucky to have you? REMEMBER: Never abuse a lady & stuffs, be fun but matured. @justkunmi, i really feel you too man, i'm always happy to roll with guys like you because it gives the chance to discover more about the topic "THE INSECURITIES OF LADIES" Yeah when you appear nice, ladies are rude but appear rude in a funny way then they beg for you. You are |
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Dinosky (m)
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Hello Shege,
The story was an interesting one; but there are other ways to ask a girl out. As for me i will not drop her with my car in the first place. rather i will wait for her to board a taxi; when she is gone i will follow her with my car to know where she is going. However before letting her board the taxi i must have gotten her contact no.
After like one week i will give her a call to confirm the authenticity of the no she gave me. i am ready to spend like 15minutes on phone with her telling her sweet things babes like listening to before booking an appointment with her. I will not even show any interest in knowing her house or telling her to come and know my house. She will be the one to suggest to me that she wants to know my place because she now feel secured with me. If on the first day you ask her to come to your house , she will see you as one of those guys out there to ruin her life and dump her tommorow.
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dearie (m)
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I think different strokes go for different folks, as for me, Once i see a girl that makes me feel some creeping sensation in my spine, I would take my time to investigate her, afterwards I will walk up to her and try to initiate friendship.
I also like being natural and very funny, because girls appear to have this unquestionable penchance for guys who are loaded with humour.
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iice (f)
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I think different strokes go for different folks, as for me, Once i see a girl that makes me feel some creeping sensation in my spine, I would take my time to investigate her, afterwards I will walk up to her and try to initiate friendship.
I also like being natural and very funny, because girls appear to have this unquestionable penchance for guys who are loaded with humour.
True, we r suckers for humour,
@spikedcylinder, i soooo get what u mean by the whole quirky sense of humour, i got that 2, not many people can grasp that, its like they r likely 2 get offended when u say something, |
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sucguy (m)
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Though there're many ways in which a guy can aproach a lady, but this man Don has done it in a very mature way; I like his style, it's alright.
I like the story, please continue.
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LiquidMind (m)
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Don't go after cuties let them come after you.
Always be an Alpha King that is what you are.
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me,myself (f)
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rofl, see these guys consolin themselves on how they think ladies like2be approached!(i slap my hands together!) u guys r PATHETIC im sorry if dts rude, bt its true! puhleeze! one said, take her to my car, have sex with her n drop her off!!! you're sooo cocky! no1)the word here is "lady", do u by any chance know what that means? i doubt it, if u do, u wouldnt have spat out the rotten stuff u did! no 2) the story isnt sooo pathetic, its a little pathetic but not sooo pathetic, i mean we watch movies like titanic n 50first dates! so hey its not so bad! but i feel one of the chics here(4gotyten her name) i mean, why rehearse? the only xcuse i can think of for any guy who spits out rehearsed lines is dt, he doesnt have confidence in himself! n a guy without confidence is a no-go area for most girls, seun, there are no pre-determined ways to be approached, just be natural Don't go after cuties let them come after you.
Always be an Alpha King that is what you are.
(my eyes r raised, u must really have an over inflated image of yourself!)-2liquid mind |
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retro (f)
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Normally i'd just walk over to the girl and try to hypnotize her with some techniques i learned on the internet, if it works i take her to my car, have sex with her then drop her by the road side, tAlk is cheap, just like port harcourt prostitutes! *Yawns* Liar. |
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spikedcylinder (f)
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Normally i'd just walk over to the girl and try to hypnotize her with some techniques i learned on the internet, if it works i take her to my car, have sex with her then drop her by the road side, tAlk is cheap, just like port harcourt prostitutes! Cheap ass dude!He goes around sleeping with ashanas. . . . . tsk tsk! |
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me,myself (f)
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Wud it matter if she can cook but can't f**k?? lol
lol guys! really funny, but that brings2mind another issue, if your mate(female or male) can't (clearin my throat)perform in the bedroom(yáll know what i mean) does it really matter? |
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justkunmi (m)
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the best way to show your interest in a girl is not to show interest, if u know what i mean. and i can really back this up with first hand experience. check this out.
when u enter a room full of guys and girls and all the guys are rolling their eyes towards a girls direction, she's damn cute, u want her too but u don't show it. infact u completely act as if she's not in the room. she begins to wonder why her charm is not working on you and she'll try to find out what makes u thick, by this tyme, she'll feel lucky if u talk to her, i'm not saying u should be proud or anything, just don't jump into things,
i really feel haywhy. he's my kind of guy. when u really dig a girl, u hide your desperation and come out confident not with prepared yarns,, but free flowing natural spits, and always remember, most girls love laughing. start with a funny opener, her reaction is your cue. either to try again, harder or softer. just be natural.
hey i should get paid for this free tutorials
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me,myself (f)
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hmmm, someone dt makes a little bit of sense, bt u dnt ignore her too much oh!  |
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justkunmi (m)
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yeah. u don't ignore her too much but it has to be obvious to have the desired effect. u feel me??
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retro (f)
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the best way to show your interest in a girl is not to show interest, if u know what i mean. and i can really back this up with first hand experience. check this out.
when u enter a room full of guys and girls and all the guys are rolling their eyes towards a girls direction, she's damn cute, u want her too but u don't show it. infact u completely act as if she's not in the room. she begins to wonder why her charm is not working on you and she'll try to find out what makes u thick, by this tyme, she'll feel lucky if u talk to her, i'm not saying u should be proud or anything, just don't jump into things,
i really feel haywhy. he's my kind of guy. when u really dig a girl, u hide your desperation and come out confident not with prepared yarns,, but free flowing natural spits, and always remember, most girls love laughing. start with a funny opener, her reaction is your cue. either to try again, harder or softer. just be natural.
hey i should get paid for this free tutorials
Hell no! If a guy should do that, au revoir. He isn't worth my time. |
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me,myself (f)
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just kunmi i feel you but u have2be sure she's interested.
no retro, we r all diff, u know? a guy who acts desperate is soooo not my kind of guy, i've stopped keepin in touch with a particular male frnd of mine because he started actin like the sun rose because of me! please i want a little attention but not too much, let me work4wat i get, but ofcourse u'll also work4watever u get!
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retro (f)
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I know that we are all different. Anyways, I prefer when a guy is outspoken. I like when he knows what he wants. A guy who plays hard to get is definately not worth my time.
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me,myself (f)
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i know i feel u but no1 said anyfin bout playin hard2get, just dnt be too desperate n clingy(i cnt stnd guys who r clingy!)
and yes! definitely! a guy who knows what he wants is an absolute turn-on,lol
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retro (f)
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Desperate guys are eww. I like when a guy comes up to me. He knows I want him and he comes to me, that is a turn on.
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me,myself (f)
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hmmm, ok, i agree but ofcourse i wouldnt let him know instantly im interested! i mean, even with Naija girls frontin, my bro tells me everyday"the ratio of girls2guys is 20:1"i hate it when i hear dt, im like so friggin what? alot of gals r bcumin lesby's now, so what d big deal? so i wouldnt let him get the idea im desperately intersted because then the get annoyingly arrogant!
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