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Hugoboi (m)
Re: Manchester United Fans: The Red Devils' Zone
« #17536 on: April 12, 2008, 08:59 PM »

Believe it or not my ni**a,it don't matter! D camp commandant was so up our asses that we could eat,piss,shit or even scope a broad without the stench of his nostrils loomin over.It was all>>>>>(wats the appropriate word again Huh Huh )>hmm>>>>>>>>>Fuckery!!
I was so messed up that i couldnt wait for the three to end for me to get my skinny butt out of d damn place!!
debosky (m)
Re: Manchester United Fans: The Red Devils' Zone
« #17537 on: April 12, 2008, 09:02 PM »

@ Chac

I served in Zamfara and that place was the bomb  Tongue

If you like chicks in hijabs that is  Grin Grin Grin plus rent is dirt cheap but no HiTV yet, there was DSTV though.

If you got enough cash, you can spend the nights in town and come to camp everyday, a friend of mine drove his C-class into camp everyday  Tongue


On Sunday's game. . . not much to say except: Arsenal give it your best, but the title is beyond you this season. Lay down a marker for next season if possible, but harbouring dreams of the title is sheer tomfoolery.
Jackal. (m)
Re: Manchester United Fans: The Red Devils' Zone
« #17538 on: April 12, 2008, 09:10 PM »

@ Hugoboi,

don't discourage me, bruv!!!!
These camp commandants can be bought. Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue
I don't want any para-military scumbag triple-beaming me ass. . . . .
Were u in Lagos or Taraba State?

@ Debosky,

U served in Zamfara?
Bloody Hell. . . . . . U is one nigga from the concrete street!!!!
Cash wont be any problem. . . . . .I just want to rest me head in a decent Hotel n drive to camp every morning with a take-away. Grin Grin
No Hijabs please. . . . . . many of em carry TNT bombz these days.

Tomorrow's game. . . . . . Its purely academic.
Y'all twats messed up this season. . . . . Chelsea at OT was colourless due to Jose's sack.
Liverpool at OT was worthless(no thanks to Mascherano). . . . Arsenal at OT wont live up to its billing because the gap is too wide!!!!
How i wish we were level on points going into the game. . . .  Grin Grin Grin
Meanwhile, expect a collateral damage 2mrw. . . . . Man Utd 3-0 Arsenal.
rikkyjen (m)
Re: Manchester United Fans: The Red Devils' Zone
« #17539 on: April 12, 2008, 09:16 PM »

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On Sunday's game. . . not much to say except: Arsenal give it your best, but the title is beyond you this season. Lay down a marker for next season if possible, but harbouring dreams of the title is sheer tomfoolery.

So what does thios statement imply? YOUR SEASON IS DAMNING OVER. Grin Grin

I can't believe you used Two long lines in summarising that. I just used few words, son!!!!

I love it when Y'all confess. Grin Grin. All Mancs are like Y'alls priest on this site., so keep on confessing son, You are even free to confess about pulling a "Nightrider" Grin Grin

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On Sunday's game. . . not much to say except: Arsenal give it your best, but the title is beyond you this season. Lay down a marker for next season if possible, but harbouring dreams of the title is sheer tomfoolery.

Lastly Debo, you know what this above statement reminds me of? It reminds me of the guy whose house was burning and yet ran out shouting "A conflagaration of all sorts have just engulfed my domicile." Grin Grin Grin. You and i know about this parable well and the result of the burning house, right? Grin Grin Grin Grin
Hugoboi (m)
Re: Manchester United Fans: The Red Devils' Zone
« #17540 on: April 12, 2008, 09:22 PM »

@ Chac

I'm discouragin u bro!! and u r right.them commandants can actully be bought.just pray your guardian angel doesnt go to sleep when they post u.I went to camp loaded to the hilt but it didnt do sh*t, I tried to pass a few stacks around but it worsened my case.the fuckers felt i was demeanin they asses [like it was worth sh*t].Nearly got me ass fried for that.tried redeployment and that didnt work either!!

On sunday>>>>
Assnal is finished,Barca is next on line!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MW I served in Bauchi
rikkyjen (m)
Re: Manchester United Fans: The Red Devils' Zone
« #17541 on: April 12, 2008, 09:24 PM »

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@ Debosky,

You served in Zamfara?
Bloody Hell. . . . . . You is one nigga from the concrete street!!!!
Cash wont be any problem. . . . . .I just want to rest me head in a decent Hotel n drive to camp every morning with a take-away. 
No Hijabs please. . . . . . many of em carry TNT bombz these days.

@Jackal

Dammmn Son, that was some anti-ISLAM-ish you just posted here and you damn well know your ass probably have a Pakistani neighbour in your environ Grin Grin

You know the Pakistanis don't take no prisoners when it comes to their Hijab and Sunna issues Tongue Tongue

I'm going to give them your coordinates and they ma throw some molotov cocktails right at your bedside. You wake up getting your ass fried before travelling to Lagos for your NYSC Grin
Jackal. (m)
Re: Manchester United Fans: The Red Devils' Zone
« #17542 on: April 12, 2008, 09:28 PM »

@ Rikkyjen,

Did u really use 5 sentences to summarise Debosky's eulogy?
Me counted 5 WORDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Debosky knows their season is over. . . .only a pillock would think otherwise.
When was the last time u saw Banderas, Ritchboy and Lordimapq on this forum? Grin Grin Grin Grin
Those are the signs. Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

I am watching Barca's game now. . . . . This team is promising.
All they need is one great result to kick their season back to LIFE.
Etoo scored a delightful header 62 secs after kick-off. . . . .  .Giovanni supplied a subliminal cross and Etoo just guided it in.
Fergie has confessed Vida will make the trip to Blackburn next week. . . Can't wait to have everyone back.
It's squeaky bum time. . . . . .This Barca team could be DANGEROUS. Tongue Tongue

@ Hugoboi,

Bauchi? U dare compare Bauchi para-military geezers to Lagos?
U gotta be kidding me. . . . . The geezers there don't know the value of money.
Lagosians always stay on point. . . . They know what time it is!!!
rikkyjen (m)
Re: Manchester United Fans: The Red Devils' Zone
« #17543 on: April 12, 2008, 09:32 PM »

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@ Rikkyjen,

Did u really use 5 sentences to summarise Debosky's eulogy?
Me counted 5 WORDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Actually Son, i edited it before you posted this correction, Thanks!! Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue

I was like dammn it, 5 sentences is even more than Debosky's epistles!!! Grin Grin Grin
debosky (m)
Re: Manchester United Fans: The Red Devils' Zone
« #17544 on: April 12, 2008, 09:33 PM »

@ rikky  Grin Grin Grin

this aint no conflagration of anything  Tongue

Its a tacit admission of the end of the season, play for pride because thats all we have left now.

My epistle writing days are suspended till May, after that  I will produce my 10 part series Encyclopedia Deboskia  Tongue Cool

@ Chac

Mayne, that Zamfara move was not easy, but now, throw me in Saudi Arabia or Iran and I'll make it  Grin Grin Cool

Bauchi geezers may be easier than Lagos ones, because everyone in Lag camp has MAJOR cheddar to throw around, you may have better luck with those hombres up North Wink

MU 1 Arsenal 1 is my prediction, we retain some pride and MU's charge is slowed a little.

Hugoboi (m)
Re: Manchester United Fans: The Red Devils' Zone
« #17545 on: April 12, 2008, 09:36 PM »

@ Chac

U see what i mean.It up to mother luck for not to get hitched for a ride up nawth because trust me,it aint a journey a fella enjoys!!
Jackal. (m)
Re: Manchester United Fans: The Red Devils' Zone
« #17546 on: April 12, 2008, 10:11 PM »

@ Rikkyjen,

Etoo's form is worrying!!!!!
He just scored the goal of the season few moments ago.
What a blinder from 20 yards!!!!!!
tboy81 (m)
Re: Manchester United Fans: The Red Devils' Zone
« #17547 on: April 12, 2008, 10:36 PM »


Messi is back, just came in as a sub some minutes ago . . . .

But this Barca side doesn't scare me at all; Recreativo just equalised for the 2nd time!!!
akinalabi (m)
Re: Manchester United Fans: The Red Devils' Zone
« #17548 on: April 12, 2008, 10:37 PM »

Don't worry about Etoo. We'll handle him. Besides, whats
the use of him scoring a goal when Ronaldo and company
can put 4 past them?
Jackal. (m)
Re: Manchester United Fans: The Red Devils' Zone
« #17549 on: April 12, 2008, 10:42 PM »

@ Akinalabi,

Barca's biggest problem is their muppet defence and goal-keeper.
Besides, LUCK is just against Rijkaard and his team.
The 1st goal they conceded never even crossed the line and a visually-impaired line assistant gave it as a goal.
Whatever we do, we need our back 4 FIT with Neville, Silvestre and Pique as back up!!!!
rikkyjen (m)
Re: Manchester United Fans: The Red Devils' Zone
« #17550 on: April 12, 2008, 11:43 PM »

@ Jackal!

Nevermind Barca, all what we need is a Robinsonesque Howler from valdes

The fact is that valdes sucks phat hairy ballz, so expect him to do him to show some horrendous goalkeeping and trust any one of our triumvirate to prance on that!

The skill of Eto, the indefatigilibity of Messi, the absence of Puyol et al wont affect this tie because with or without the unsettled Ronaldinho Barca have been woeful

Son, aint nobody is stopping Putin from watching us from inside his Kremlin in Moscow;D Grin Grin.

Our samba and counter-attacking football would wake up Kruschecv and his other dead Soviet comrades because United's war-like approach to that Moscow game would be in comparison with the way 'em Soviets approached the Cold War!!!!! Tongue Tongue Tongue

United Scared of Barca? Its like saying Bill Clinton was scared of getting head in the White house. Grin Grin Grin. In this case, the presence of fear is inexistential!!!
4 Play (m)
Re: Manchester United Fans: The Red Devils' Zone
« #17551 on: April 12, 2008, 11:48 PM »

I saw Guillem Balague on SkySports claiming that Barca are happy they got Utd instead of Liverpool and Chelski.The reason:we play attacking football and they will have more spaces to exploit.They think we are more vulnerable in our defence.

This is proof those Catalan idiots are illiterates.Even Steve Wonder,by looking at the league,will realize that we have the strongest defence in the Prem.

Did they not see the game against Roma in Rome?
Jackal. (m)
Re: Manchester United Fans: The Red Devils' Zone
« #17552 on: April 12, 2008, 11:49 PM »

@ Rikkyjen,

U didnt see the game, did ya?
Blimey, u need to see Messi's first touch and how he sped past a defender like a bullet!!!!
Tell u what. . . . . Barca Vs Man Utd will be a great advert for footie!!!!
Last season it was Kaka Vs Ronaldo. . . . . .This is season it will be Messi Vs Ronnie.
debosky (m)
Re: Manchester United Fans: The Red Devils' Zone
« #17553 on: April 12, 2008, 11:55 PM »

@ 4play

Barca's goals come from the ability to create from midfield/their exceptional forwardsif they get room in the final third or in midfield, they can hurt you. Chelski and Liverpool would likely close them down too much in such areas. Going back to MU's defensive record and what not, with due respect, apart from Torres or Drogba, the MU defence hasn't really been tested by quality forwards this season, so having the best defensive record is not a long shot also taking into consideration that they've had the most stable back 4 of the top teams.

Messi and Eto'o can hurt MU, not forgetting Henry of course - if he can get beyond his diva issues and focus on footie, what a waste of talent playing left instead of down the center.

Roma, with all respect to Vucinic did not present enough of a threat, and Rio's once in a blue moon 'rolls royce' performances made things look easy too.
Jackal. (m)
Re: Manchester United Fans: The Red Devils' Zone
« #17554 on: April 13, 2008, 12:03 AM »

@ Debosky,

Are u high on spliffs again?
8 months gone in the season and United's defence hasn't been tested? Who would test it then?
We have played against Benzema, Govou, Shevchenko, Torres, Totti etc and u come here to spew ur usual buffoonery?
U can't be serious.

Barca's forward line is superb and so is United's attack.
If Barca bomb forward and they get caught on the break. . . .THE HOLY TRINITY's counter will expose Thuram, Milito and Abidal.
Blimey If United can have Brown/Neville-Rio-Vida-Evra fit then United will play in Moscow in May.
It's going to be a great game. . . . . . Better than the crap game Arsenal played against Milan the other night. Cheesy Cheesy
SAM MILLA (m)
Re: Manchester United Fans: The Red Devils' Zone
« #17555 on: April 13, 2008, 01:17 AM »

BIG DAY TODAY
nazzyon (m)
Re: Manchester United Fans: The Red Devils' Zone
« #17556 on: April 13, 2008, 01:51 AM »

I am finding it difficult to sleep. I am eagerly waiting for Whistle @ the commencement of the match.
Buso4 (m)
Re: Manchester United Fans: The Red Devils' Zone
« #17557 on: April 13, 2008, 04:44 AM »

MAN UNITED IS UNDOUBTEDLY THE BEST CLUB IN THE WORLD AT THE MOMENT. RED DEVILS FOR LIVE
j-girl (f)
Re: Manchester United Fans: The Red Devils' Zone
« #17558 on: April 13, 2008, 07:08 AM »

Love Manchester United with all my heart. . . . . . . . . . . Kiss We are going to be awesome against Arsenal.
I'm rooting for my darlings all the way.
Hugoboi (m)
Re: Manchester United Fans: The Red Devils' Zone
« #17559 on: April 13, 2008, 09:12 AM »

Its coundown to an Arse  Whuppin!! Grin Grin Grin Grin
SAM MILLA (m)
Re: Manchester United Fans: The Red Devils' Zone
« #17560 on: April 13, 2008, 11:59 AM »

NAME YOUR POSSIBLE LINE UP FOR UNITED BEFORE IT BEGINS,
i will go for

                                                         VAN DER SAR


OSHEA                           FERDINAND                        BROWN                    EVRA



                                          SCHOLES                          CARRICK       

RONALDO                                                                                                       GIGGS


                                               ROONEY                               TEVEZ                                               





COACH, FERGIE

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  WENGER                                  DENNIS BERGKAMP                       PATRICK VIERA                           REYES


                                            HENRY                                        LUNBERG           



                                 MATHEW KEWON                                  TONY ADAMS                  FABREGAS                                     




                                                                            LEHMAN         

[b]
nice squad
Hugoboi (m)
Re: Manchester United Fans: The Red Devils' Zone
« #17561 on: April 13, 2008, 12:28 PM »

Oshea as right full back??>>>>>>>> OMG!!>>>>>>>>thats recipe for disaster
Sir Alex dares not.Being a tactician @ the highest level,he knows betta than that.
O'Shea is just a timebomb waiting to explode and i say we ship him off to Siberia
@ the next available opportunity.
presido1 (m)
Re: Manchester United Fans: The Red Devils' Zone
« #17562 on: April 13, 2008, 02:14 PM »

Quote from: Hugoboi on April 13, 2008, 12:28 PM
Oshea as right full back??>>>>>>>> OMG!!>>>>>>>>thats recipe for disaster
Sir Alex dares not.Being a tactician @ the highest level,he knows betta than that.
O'Shea is just a timebomb waiting to explode and i say we ship him off to Siberia
@ the next available opportunity.
Gbam hate that guy with passion, don't even know what he is doing in Man United.

Cristalz (f)
Re: Manchester United Fans: The Red Devils' Zone
« #17563 on: April 13, 2008, 03:23 PM »

Told y'all not to underestimate Barca.Therez still plenty of time left before the match,in which their team could get much better. Sure they could also get worse,but that's close to impossible.
And right now its looking like i'm going to miss the showdown,and the return leg too maybe Cry NYSC is a real bitch Angry Perfectly wrongest time to go get holed up in camp! Must Nigerians always be this wicked?

Torres is on a roll.30 goals now this season.I doubt that he'll remain at Liverpool for long.Clubs will be clamoring for that dude.

We're up next.I know Arses will be looking to vent their UCL frustrations on us Grin.But i don't doubt that we can effectively contain 'em.
Jackal. (m)
Re: Manchester United Fans: The Red Devils' Zone
« #17564 on: April 13, 2008, 03:32 PM »

@ Cass,

Don't despair!!!!!!!! U can follow the matches on transistor radio in the NYSC camp. Tongue Tongue

Whatchu think about Fergie's selection?
No Anderson and Tevez?
Mc Omo (m)
Re: Manchester United Fans: The Red Devils' Zone
« #17565 on: April 13, 2008, 03:41 PM »

wow !  Cool

its time to keep u foolish mancs quiet once again . . . Cool

but I wont be here until later at night to rub it all in . . .  Tongue

a draw wont be a bad result for us . . . . . A WIN WOULD SUIT US JUST FINE  Cheesy

Anderson or not . . .Manure would go down  Cool

Tevez or not . . . . . .Manure would go down  Cool

BRING IT ON !!!!  Cool

WE ARE THE ARSENAL  Cool
Cristalz (f)
Re: Manchester United Fans: The Red Devils' Zone
« #17566 on: April 13, 2008, 03:43 PM »

@Chac
I hope you get posted to Yobe state Tongue

As long as they're on the bench,its still aiight.Our attack will be strong during the first 45,and will remain strong in the last 45 when he brings them on.I think Fergie's move is ok.Arsenal don't have much of a bench,save for Walcott.And that's if Walcott's not already starting.Fab will tire out by second half.Ando will come on and have him for dinner then Grin
Jackal. (m)
Re: Manchester United Fans: The Red Devils' Zone
« #17567 on: April 13, 2008, 03:47 PM »

@ MC Omo,

You are a bloody onanist!!!!!

Man Utd would go down? Are u out of ya fucking mind?
U even went further in your IDIOCY to say a draw suits y'all. . . . . . Thats priceless!!!!!!
Keep basking in your tomfoolery . . . . .  .

let me give u a perfect dish for thunk. . . . http://blogs.notw.co.uk/sport/2008/04/you-don't-know-w.html
That link told us some few Arsenal players challenged Wenger on his wrong selection and senility.
They said: ARSENE, u don't know what u are doing? Alex Song as a CB. . . . Lehmann as the goalie.
Anutha de javu? Lehmann to concede anutha 4 goals!!!!!!!
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