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dani1luv (m)
Letter To God
« on: September 26, 2008, 02:01 PM »

Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted. "Mom, I want a bike for my birthday." Little Bobby was a bit of a troublemaker.

He had gotten into trouble at school and at home. Bobby's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday. Little Bobby, of course, thought he did. Bobby's mother, wanted Bobby to reflect on his behavior over the last year.
"Go to your room, Bobby, and think about how you have behaved this year. Then write a letter to God and tell him why you deserve a bike for your birthday." Little Bobby stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write God a letter.

Letter 1

Dear God,
I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my birthday. I want a red one.

Your friend,
Bobby

Bobby knew that this wasn't true. He had not been a very good boy this year, so he tore up the letter and started over.

Letter 2

Dear God,
This is your friend Bobby. I have been a good boy this year and I would like a red bike for my birthday.
Thank you.


Your friend
Bobby

Bobby knew that this wasn't true either. So, he tore up the letter and started again.

Letter 3

Dear God,
I have been an "OK "boy this year. I still would really like a bike for my birthday.

Bobby

Bobby knew he could not send this letter to God either. So, Bobby wrote a fourth letter.

Letter 4

God,
I know I haven't been a good boy this year. I am very sorry. I will be a good boy if you just send me a bike for my birthday. Please!
Thank you,
Bobby

Bobby knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to get him a bike. Now, Bobby was very upset. He went downstairs and told his mom that he wanted to go to church. Bobby's mother thought her plan had worked, as Bobby looked very sad. "Just be home in time for dinner," Bobby's mother told him.

Bobby walked down the street to the church on the corner. Little Bobby went into the church and up to the altar. He looked around to see if anyone was there. Bobby bent down and picked up a statue of the Virgin Mary. He slipped the statue under his shirt and ran out of the church, down the street, into the house, and up to his room. He shut the door to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and a pen. Bobby began to write his letter to God.

Letter 5

God,
I've kidnapped your mama. If you want to see her again, send the bike!!
Grin Grin Grin
showbobo (m)
Re: Letter To God
« #1 on: September 26, 2008, 03:42 PM »

 Huh Huh Huhoverstale crap
suco01 (m)
Re: Letter To God
« #2 on: September 27, 2008, 12:46 PM »

Dani1luv, you have really tried for this joke,  I really love this,

Kudos to you.

brain_tea (m)
Re: Letter To God
« #3 on: September 27, 2008, 01:25 PM »

i took ma tyme to read that,  aand found it wow: nice 1 man. yhu da bomb

ve been readin all ya jokes and find it 9ce.

keep it up

gabrywyl (f)
Re: Letter To God
« #4 on: September 27, 2008, 02:40 PM »

Dani, no matter what you post, I am always a fan sha.  Grin  Kiss
dani1luv (m)
Re: Letter To God
« #5 on: September 27, 2008, 02:45 PM »

thank yhu jare  Kiss
gabrywyl (f)
Re: Letter To God
« #6 on: September 27, 2008, 02:46 PM »

no probem ohh. Just be good ehn
dani1luv (m)
Re: Letter To God
« #7 on: September 27, 2008, 02:55 PM »

i shld bi good as king solomon marrying 700 wives Grin
gabrywyl (f)
Re: Letter To God
« #8 on: September 27, 2008, 02:56 PM »

that not bad  Grin  THAT BEYOND BAD. . . YOU EVIL MAN  Angry  Angry  Angry
dani1luv (m)
Re: Letter To God
« #9 on: September 27, 2008, 02:59 PM »

me no bi evil man jare. i bi holy holy oooooo, ,,

come to think of it., yhu wan enter  ma list
gabrywyl (f)
Re: Letter To God
« #10 on: September 27, 2008, 03:03 PM »

enter your list of what?
dani1luv (m)
Re: Letter To God
« #11 on: September 27, 2008, 03:08 PM »

wives Grin
gabrywyl (f)
Re: Letter To God
« #12 on: September 27, 2008, 03:10 PM »

CHEI!!! TUFIAKWA  Angry   Angry  Angry
dani1luv (m)
Re: Letter To God
« #13 on: September 27, 2008, 03:15 PM »

TUFIAKWA who wan bi ya husbnd before sef  Angry
gabrywyl (f)
Re: Letter To God
« #14 on: September 27, 2008, 03:16 PM »

I don't want to have a husband ohhhh. . . Why start my suffering?
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