What The Heel Are U Guys Doing Oversea

i have come to realise this a lot of benin people got beef with nigeria! even my benin friend accuses his fellows of killing his mother. they hate eachother like s hit

benincitys deny it?

they rather die here

I thought I was the only one that noticed. Anyone else ever heard of a man known as  ‘Bag o’ Wire’ ?  Man (Siena) if you had any honour left at all I think you should relinquish your position as moderator at least  as most honourable people do in the UK ; you obviously don't belong here . But I am sure he will also sit tight just like all the Nigerians that he hates so much

@ busy body

you are a real busybody. lol!
on the contrary its not an opportunistic game. its something a bit more serious than that.

I bu onye okwu na uka

Pls what did agaba say? I know onye oshi and onye ara is not a nice thing to say 

Tufiakwa is Hausa right?

Kama mmanya ga-esere ogo na ogo okwu, ya waa n'uzo
[Instead a pot of wine will breed animosity among in-laws, let it break on the way.]
 
Onye riri osisi oji kpaa ya nku ka o nwere ike: anaghi ari enu oke oji kwa daa.
[While on top of iroko tree, gather all the firewood you can: it is not every day that one scales the great iroko.]

Anaghi eje akwa onye kwulu udo
[No one attends the funeral of a suicide]

Onye vu ozu enyi anaghi eji ukwu akpa mpuzu.
[He who carries the carcass of an elephant does not search for crickets with his legs.]

 
Anaghi acho ihe na-akpa onye na-acho ihe?
[You don't look for something in the pocket of someone who is looking for something.]

Ura ga-eju onye nwuru anwu afo.
[A dead person shall have all the sleep necessary.]

Onye ite abughi onye ahia
[A clay-pot retailer is not really in business.]

Onye hapu onu ya, uguru arachaa ya.
[If one fails to lick his lips, the harmattan will do it.]



Still don't know the meaning of onye, but most deffo know that na is a prefix to something, and is not used as a standalone e.g na-ayi, na-akwa, na-ijele, na-awa, na-akpa, na-acho, etc

Why don't I believe you  

If I were you, i would start shaking in my boots. Don't worry, I will unravel the meaning and get to the bottom of it, hopefully before the century runs out. Afterall you shouldn't rush to eat hot pap

 

Agbata obi onye bu chi ya”, meaning, your neighbor is your god.
In English you would say: John, Glory and Peter
In Igbo you would say: John, Glory na Peter
You can use na to join or connect words, the same way (and, at, in, on, with) used
told you I'm working on it



 

Oh before I forget, my friend here told me to tell you this, she said you said something nice and that I needed to repay the compliment, but she does not want to tell me what you actually said

She said I should tell you that; Nkita tabiekwa gi amu that it means if only I was still single and unattached

I guess you must have mentioned something about admiring my intelligence then

She said you are a very sensitive and sweet guy, she's blushing as I type this. She told me to tell you Amu jie gi

I think I need to step aside for you people to do your thing Let the love flow, afterall some people meet their life partners on the net nowadays

Of course, you have to wish and pray that God has to bless her abundantly cos once you guys sign the dotted line, what's yours becomes hers, can't say the and vice versa part yet, because I need to get her opinion on that

In return to your prayers she says GI NA UMU NNE GI : she said it means she can't wait to meet your sibilings and your momma  too. . .

She also said Chineke kpokwa gi oku, at least I know the Chineke part means may God. My friend don turn to prayer warrior because of you , did I also mention the fact that she is a good cook too.

Kai, what have you been telling her, she is so excitable, she is gonna wet herself any moment from now. Now I am beginning to get jealous, no man has ever gotten this reaction from her before (see japanista, i told you it is a normal feeling )

All I can make out from her delightful shreaks is that she says she bets you are one of those with isi nkpuru oso and eze nkakpi ^{and boy she sounded so sexy when she said that}

She also said iti bolibo and akpa njo like you . . .

You people now, do you want to finish all your romantic talk on the internet, why don't you save it for when you set eye on each other. I refuse to be used as a messanger of love henceforth

@ busybody
LOL! I cant stop laughing. Thanks guys for making my day

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All this romantic prayers for one person only

She had to step out and all I could make out was efulefu, ozo, and kodi I don't remember the order she put it in, but I'm sure it has to do telling you she's so sorry she had to dash.

Wow, is this how Ibo people toast each other so intense, so passionate so full of vigour No wonder Ibo men cherish their wives so much . . .

Cheii very nice of you sweetie. Otu gi di uto. Ara gi kwukwazi oto. Kedu ihe me ji onwe m eme? May the God of our fathers protect you.
m na-anuru ara gi O di m ka m no n'elu igwe. When I think about I feel like I am in heaven

hehehehehehe Igbogolo