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mykali
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Gabbro goes into a tattoo parlor and asks the guy to put a tattoo of a
turkey on her upper right thigh.
She goes back to the same tattoo parlor
two weeks later and asks him to tattoo a picture of a Christmas tree on
her upper left thigh.
Stumped, the guy finally decides to ask her why she wants these tattoos.
She said, "I'm tired of my husband complaining every year that there is nothing to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas."
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mykali
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Gabbro goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much because they never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office."
The doctor says, "I see, take these pills and come back to see me next week.
The next week gabbro goes back to his office. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what you gave me, but now my farts, although still silent, stink terribly!"
The doctor says, "Good, Now that we've cleared up your nostrils, let's work on your hearing."
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mykali
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gabby and her hubby go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get there, the guy goes out to chop some wood. When he gets back,
He says,"Honey, my hands are freezing!" She says,"Well, put them here between my thighs and that will warm them up." After lunch he goes back out to chop some more wood and comes back and says again, "Man! my hands are really freezing!"
She says again, "Well, put them here between my thighs and warm them up." He does, and again that warms him up. After dinner, he goes out one more time to chop some wood to get them through the night. When he returns, he says again, "Honey, my hands are really, really freezing!"
Gabbro looks at him and says, "For crying out loud, don't your ears ever get cold?""
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Jeovy (m)
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the second joke is so true about gaby
nice mykali
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studio43 (m)
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funny, but i forgot to laugh  |
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jmkbond (f)
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@mykali oole to
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gabrywyl (f)
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Why everyone here refer o me as having a husband?  |
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ztyle (m)
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Gabry don sufa 4 una hand  |
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gabrywyl (f)
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what do you mean by that?
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ztyle (m)
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meaninq the joke is gettinq @ of hand !  |
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ztyle (m)
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Wetin happen studio? |
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gabrywyl (f)
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Nothing, Its just that Studio don't believe of all the false accusation being thrown at me by Mykolo
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Arcani
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Nice ones. the second joke is so true about gaby
nice mykali
I agree with you sha |
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mykali
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more are coming. there's no escape for Gabbro this time around.
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jmkbond (f)
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more are coming. there's no escape for Gabbro this time around. na lie mylkolo.gabby go escape,she is wit more than enough life |
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cbase (m)
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more with life?, abi with the Turkey on her left thigh or the christmas tree on the right thigh
or the heater/oven wey dey inB/W her legs?, wey the life come dey
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skipo87 (m)
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heya, poor thing, hp she doesnt cry sha
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showbobo (m)
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poor farty farty Gabry |
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gabrywyl (f)
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No worries ohh. . . I know Mykolo is making all the false accusations. In time to come, I will catch your evil actions Mykolo Monkey Groundnuts. HA! |
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skipo87 (m)
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yea she is a poor butthole sufferer  |
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gabrywyl (f)
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Why you use your name to call me now? |
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skipo87 (m)
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oh dear! i think someone is lookin for another nick, i'll google another out for u
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gabrywyl (f)
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No need to worry bobo. I found IT. Its called QUEEN GABBY |
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skipo87 (m)
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No need to worry bobo. I found IT. Its called QUEEN GABBY would have loved to bt anytime i type that into the google search, it redirects me to the butthole sufferer. what kind of google u using? is it customized, ? don't say, u usin http://www.google.com/butthole_sufferer |
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gabrywyl (f)
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NAAAA AHHHH. . . . Your computer must be crack up on weed or maybe you are crack up on weed. Mine be professional google search sha. |
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gabrywyl (f)
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Whats with the oh. You run out of breath abi? Here, some inhaler for your asthma
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cbase (m)
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are u asthamatic? |
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gabrywyl (f)
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No but my sister, brother, mother and father is. So you and them fit share the same Inhaler. |
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Jeovy (m)
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how did you escape?
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gabrywyl (f)
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I really don't know. It seems that I have escaped from many otha things like High blood pressure, self produce protein in the artery, cholesterol and also gastrict.
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