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mykali
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a young woman (Arcani) who was a few months pregnant boarded a bus. as she entered and sat down, she saw a young man (cbase) smiling at her and she felt embarassed and humiliated due to her condition. she changed her seat and cbase seemed more amused. she moved again and then, on her third move, he burst out laughing.
she arrested him. . . .
then the case was brought up in court, and cbase was aske why he was laughing.
his reply was
''when the lady boarded the bus, i couldnt help noticing she was pregnant. she sat under an advert that said Coming Soon: The Evil Twin. i was even more amused when she sat under a shaving stick advert that read Sammy's Stick did the Trick, then i couldnt control myself any longer when on the third move, she sat under a car tire advert that read Dunlop Rubber would have prevented this Accident. "
the case was dismissed.
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jmkbond (f)
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@mykali,is a bad mykolo
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Arcani
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Ehn Ehn well don o.  I will not say anything. let my oko Info see this first |
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studio43 (m)
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i reserve my comment  |
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Iyce (m)
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quite a funny post,but you neve told us what happend at the police station but a guss the will bust in to laghing after the guy must have narrated the store to them.
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cbase (m)
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Who?, Info?, Na Muturu Ndama e be na  , after the Judge dismiss the case finish, The Bobo, come dey find me up and down, when e find me, e tell me say, true true, say may i tell am wher Sammy Dey, I tell am say, e Dey Nairaland, wey e be king, e surprise as i tell am say Sammy na King, na e i see sammy the Next day, e come dey tell me say, Info dey disturb am for Job, but as one no come dey, e ask am may e just dey fan am, and to be the Kings Shepherd and look after the cattles and goats, milk them and fetch palmfronds for them. |
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Iyce (m)
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quite a funny post,but you neve told us what happend at the police station but i guss they will bust in to laghing after the guy must have narrated the story to them.
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mykali
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iyce, kini worry eh.? 
cbase.
u don dey find trouble again abi? u myte not escape from jail this time oh . . . . . .
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cbase (m)
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I never escape, Info send Arcani to bail me out, may i help am beg Sammy for Contract |
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mykali
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I never escape, Info send Arcani to bail me out, may i help am beg Sammy for Contract |
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cbase (m)
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i like ur teeth , why u no dey advertise for close up na,  |
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jmkbond (f)
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@cbase, d dentition too much,just like monkey
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cbase (m)
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comot der jare, u think say na that ur own wey scatter scatter,  |
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studio43 (m)
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cbase why your face be like that? abi na so them born you?  |
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cbase (m)
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I go soon slap back that ur tongue enta ur mouth, bush mo |
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chinedu h.o (m)
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quite funny
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gabrywyl (f)
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Mykolo, Mykolo, Mykolo, you nver tire abi? Anywayz, its a good joke sha |
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Elos Agos (m)
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Best Joke of the Month is coming up soon.
Application is needed for the best jokes of the month.
Someone should nominate this one.
WILL YOU?
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gabrywyl (f)
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nominate for Mykolo Monkey? No way mehn. . .  |
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romade
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commentin ma reserve  |
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infobaba (m)
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Just because say i no won show myself for here @ Mykali The next time you try using my iyawo's name as headline, make sure u're prepared to enter the same sokoto with me |
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cbase (m)
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Maidugri, nko? |
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infobaba (m)
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That place too far |
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cbase (m)
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Oh! |
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romade
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can't believe that is d only tyn oko iyawo can do BOAST kai i am  on ur bhalf |
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infobaba (m)
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Me, like to warn offender before taking necessary action |
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romade
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me tinks that is d famous word of a COWard |
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gabrywyl (f)
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Who fit go Moo Moo?
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Arcani
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Don't worry na, you go see action soon Romade |
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gabrywyl (f)
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You do cow action abi?
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romade
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Arcani and Info na mismatch
she can luk 4 trouble while he runs from d trouble
now who go defend d other
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studio43 (m)
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give me signal incase any of them need my assistance
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