If Ladies Were Banks

 If ladies were banks: The tall slim ones are called --Skye bank;The robust and spacious ones--Oceanic bank;The ones that move from one relationship to another--Intercontinent al bank;The silent but dangerous ones are--Firstinland bank; Those who are not cute yet they love being heard-- Bank PHB;Those who stick to one man--Fidelity bank;Those who seems caring yet debit you massively for every affection--UBA;Those that go to any extend to make you sad--Zenith bank;Those who are old yet they don't realize they are no more in vogue--Union bank;The brief and summarized ones--Micro Finance;The huge ones that ''stand gidigba for ground'--Firstbank;The beautiful, reserved & homely ones--Diamond Bank;The ones that must spend their annual vacation abroad even when the husband is broke GTB [/b]

these newbies

each time they see one joke offline on their YIM,
OFF they run to jokes section to surprise Nigerians with the good news.

Poster, you go pili pala pili pala tada tada tada tada bla bla bla bla mumumumu dudududu totototo kokokoko . . .  Where you come from nna?