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Sam Milla (m)
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The visiting Bible school supervisor asks lysaa during Bible class,
"Who broke down the walls of Jericho?"
Lysaa answered, "I don't know, but it wasn't me!"
The supervisor, taken aback by lysaa's lack of basic
Bible knowledge goes to the school principal and relates the whole incident.
The principal replies, "I know Lysaa as well as her whole family very well and can vouch for them;
if Lysaa said that she did not do it, then I, as principal is satisfied that it is the truth."
Even more appalled, the inspector goes to the regional Head of Education and relates the whole story,
After listening he replies: "I can't see why you are making such a big issue out of this; just fix the wall!"
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lysaa (f)
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please don't blame me, I wasn't born when the wall went down!  |
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Sam Milla (m)
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No, you didnt pay attention to Bible Knowledge
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lysaa (f)
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Doesn't the bible admonish us to be truthful  The truth is, I didn't do it  |
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studio43 (m)
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hhmm, na pass i dey pass o  |
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lysaa (f)
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come back here. . I sure say u know who fall that wall. confess |
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studio43 (m)
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ask gabrryll i hear sey she fart one wicked fart around that wall, maybe i him make the wall vex collapse |
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gabrywyl (f)
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Wetin does fart have concern to me now? |
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Sam Milla (m)
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na wah, every bad thing is related to gabry.
Make una live my sister alone
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Arcani
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na wah, every bad thing is related to gabry.
Make una live my sister alone
Abi o |
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lysaa (f)
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Gabby, how far away were u when the fart came out. confess now.  |
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krama (m)
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Ha ha ha ha the joke's so hilarious!  |
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lysaa (f)
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 Ha! I have found a strong suspect. Oya Krama yarn wetin u know about this wall fall when them put for my head so.
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gabrywyl (f)
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Lysaa, it was Krama whom did it. I saw him farted. . .   |
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Jeovy (m)
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It is a lie,krama fart is not that strong,But gaby yours is strong and disastrous
So,I nominate you to have fallen the wall of Jericho
But lysaa,you dull not to have known a simple answer like this
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romade
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Jeovy help her with d answer
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romade
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Honestly i did not whisper that it was studio43 that did it while infobaba kept watch and Gabry did d survey for him  |
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Sam Milla (m)
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CONSPIRACY DETECTED!!! |
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romade
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hope i am now free  |
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mykali
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you are not free util u fully confess. u havent mentioned all the names involved in this conspiracy.
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romade
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ok o mykali was d nyt guard there, kay carried d pon pon, emmmmmmmmm i don forget d rest
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Kay$ (m)
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someone dey jump , Oya
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romade
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come kay dollar abi wetin u call yaself, did i point at u
y r u gettin so defensive as if d no of ur post counts
please be warned i don't byt gently o
haba na by force abi u see logo bsyd d kay
bebeto oshi
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Kay$ (m)
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Okay oo Romario cousin i don hear you , Haba you dey vess quick o , Anyway my advise to you is so simple , Mix cement and milk , drink it and see what happen ? **Hiss**
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manickal (m)
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please, we will be better off if u spoke engrish. please.  |
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skfa1
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Okay oo Romario cousin i don hear you , Haba you dey vess quick o , Anyway my advise to you is so simple , Mix cement and milk , drink it and see what happen ? **Hiss**
Mr Kay, drinking mixed cement and milk is not healthy or what do you think? so I don't expect that from you .Beside romade was only playing you don't need to hiss. Anyways have a good day man  |
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skfa1
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please, we will be better off if u spoke engrish. please. Oya come lets speaketh Engrish togerra  |
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romade
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skyfa 1 tank u so much 4 standing for me o
kay$ i don 4give u sha
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manickal (m)
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skfa, who u be?
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