Tips On Dating A Nigerian Man

When dealing with Nigerian men, remember these tips girls:

# Don’t marry any man unless you have known him for at least four years, Nigerian or not.

# Use a condom even after your first test. Window periods, black people!

# Don’t marry him if you don’t like pepper.

# If you think the pidgin English is bad for the kids, make him stop at once. I mean, really, is this Lagos?

# The whole big privates thing is always relative, but ladies, it’s true – so arm yourselves.

# Like any other man, if you don’t feel like cooking like you own a catering business, don’t. Whenever you see women in colourful layers of cloth and hats like peacocks, run.

# Relatives must never be accepted for long and the first night should always be in a hotel.
What’s next? All the men you know will be in dresses and matching curtain trousers and all you can say is “Oga”.


# Limit him to a few friends. Gay or not, men love having other cocks around. With girls it’s probably just three. But with dudes it’s like sometimes six. What’s up boys? Off to a strip joint or you going to turn each other on?

# If you can avoid it, never let him drive. Please go to Lagos.

# Always stay true to yourself and never let him commit you to some cause you know nothing about. Men will deceive you to get the honey-pot, whether they are from Lagos or Durban(SA).

# If you don’t like slimy food, run.

Huh? Your tips are pointless and useless! *hissssss*

She slept with some desperate Nigerian men.


Big deal!!!!!!!!

person no go hear word again.

Poster, you are mad, may your pussie rottren.

Could be.  Ask your dad all about it,


I love you too Bawo


Rotten?? Hmm, 

@Angelheart:
It seems that some posters are taking issue with your list.  I must confess that I, myself, don't understand some of the points you're making. 

Here's a suggestion:  Re-post your list, but this time, include an explanation with each of your tips.  Maybe that will clarify things a bit.

tunnel vision if you ask me

Hey guys, lets be easy on her.

The only mistake she made was posting in a wrong section because obviously this was made for the "jokes" section. .

I'm sure it was all in an "let's laugh until our ribs hurt" intention, not to upset anyone. Its as glaring as light that she didn't cpmpose the write-up herself.

please a good sense of humour wouldn't be inappropriate at this point . . regardless of the "indirect insults"

@angelheart, i could vouch you just didn't come all the way to nairaland to throw insults at nigerian men, or did you dear??

geez,  HR i didn't know you talk like that.  And all de time i thought you are a Saint like me

I know you aint bringing my dad into your sex crazed Nigerian fixated brain.

Like he could ever stoop so low anyway.

shior.

In any case, he's married and not looking, thank you. In his bachelor days, when he was even looking, it certainly wouldnt be in your direction.

some people are just too stupid!!! shocking!!!

talking down on nigerian men, and all they say is hey this is meant to be in the joke section!!

anyway 

This sounds like what you hear from a dejected woman. There are some Nigerian women abroad who have similar sentiments but expressed in other forms.

I'm sure it's difficult for a woman who goes through life believing that she is doomed never to find a good man

Really pathetic!

I think most of these tips can be used with men,no matter the nationality.What is different is the one with the pepper,Jesus,you have to have a strong stomach!As for the driving,I let him drive my car all the time,no problem with that.But i wanted to ask,what is that made most of you angry?Maybw,I don´t see something,that you feel its insulting.
Friendly,Anurika (I don't know if I'm spelling it correctly!!)

I'm not Nigerian,either.I didn't mention the right ones,cause i agree with them,and i think it goes for all of men.I mean,for me,u have to be in a relationship at least 3 or 4 years,before u take the next big step,being with a Nigerian or not.
I have to admit one thing,though.Where I live,Nigerians are seen as very good persons,and there are interracial relationships,some of them leading to marriage and some not.But since,I entered this forum,I read about women that married with unfaithfull men,and that they didn't treat them well.I think that we shouldn't generalise,cause the character of a person,doesn't depend on his nationality.Every person is different,and should be treated differently,cause it's just unfair.

angelheart tell the ladies tips on dating a zuluman

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