About Your Primary Or Secondary School In Nigeria

Lol. I'm sure any man would be stupid to leave you now.  Well sha, thanks for the compliment.

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Wesley, of course i remember the times table recitation. After getting settled in class and saying: Good morning auntie, we are happy to see you, God bless you.

i remember that Majority of the time, we WERE NOT happy to see her.  After greeting her in chorus, and she replies with "good morning students, how are you". We all chorus "Fine Thank you ma".

Then the next thing is 2 times, 3 times, 4 times. As u said, the higher your class the more u'll have to learn.

And we used to do the centimeters millimeters thing too. How many centimeter makes 1 somethingmeters. LMFAO!! Sh1t, those were the days men.

What did we use to sing


John browns body lies a (what ever)

Jeanne AI sister had a pimple on her nose
it took away her beauty everybody knows
said the DR change your Diet till the pimple goes
That your soul may go marching on
glory glory  hallelujah


I love to go awoundring along the mt side.




Kukubar sits on the old gum tree.

Whatever happened to those ELEGANZA pens, we don't see much of them nowadays.
I remember how we used to write our names boldly on a piece of paper and insert in the casings of the pens so the don't get stolen. We still had to replace them almost every week as they still got lost somehow.

And then we scrap off some paint from the sides of the pencil and inscribe our names with biros. _{They still got lost sha!}
Woah, primary school was sweet.

I remember how we used to sing at break time:

Some have food, but cannot eat,
Some can eat but have no food,
We have food and we can eat,
Glory be to thee, Oh Lord.
A, men.
Auntie come and eat  _{We added this not too happily, but fortunately, she never took up the offer!}.

lmao

u forgot:
table manners is the proper way of eating
we should not talk while eating.

n u forgot when u close from school for the day, u say:
now the day is over
night is drawing near
shadows of the living
,

i hope its right cus i used 2 chop mouth when we used 2 recite it.

lmao@ puttin paper into eleganza pens. i did dt but dt stil dint stop the boys from fappin them. they'll remove the paper n bite off d end of it. Gawd, i used 2 buy a pen every monday. i never finished a pen!!

@Mer-C , hahahha. That some gat food etccc, men datz ma boarding school opening song before we eat, lol

Well i remember in my Primary school we were so naughty that we used to run away from class and go to the Bar Beach (Lagos). One unfortunate day the headmaster caught us and we were given a thorough beating in assembly.
Thank god that we werent kidnapped for rituals and the like back in those days.

Well my Secondary school in Abuja, what i remember most was the Inter house competitions, no studies for weeks on end only playing around chasing the girls lol!! and practicing
I remember after exams we would turn our desks and chairs into table tennis boards!!!

I also remember spending more time on the streets of Abuja than in class, we were always spending time at conferences, seminars, debates etc.
We would also jump the (not so high) fence and wander about in town.

@MerC

Nice pics Mer-C, 

sirmusty u looking HOT too! 

ahhaha, I remember da names songs etc that we played den, do u guys remember when LIVING IN BONDAGE came out and after da sad ending etc, we formed a song that we played with from the movie but den in Igbo, lol, men, we were creative in those days

SHIT I WATCHED THAT MOVIE!!!
scary movie!!!! 

Yeah girl, it WAS scary.

That girl was the 'witch'. With all her crew members behind some rock. I remember that movie like my palm. Reason being that i watched it mroe than 20 times. lol It later turned out to be NOT scary.

She would give them puff puff. At a time she gave someone egg. And then she would wake up at night. WIth her legs on the wall. And she'll start calling their names.

So and so, Give me my puff puff. And that was all she needed to 'draw' them to her witchcraft meetings. lol

Sh1t. I remember, how when we sleep at night and mistakenly put our legs on the wall. My cousins will say "PUT UR LEG DOWN". hahaha,  Oh lord have mercy.

And what about at school, so many kids started acting like witches. Useless kids. They wanted you to be afraid of them and believe that they have some sorta power. lol.

Ohh ohh hooooo, do u remember BANANA LEAVES??? Do u remember? They say if u put it under your armpit when a teacher is beating you, you'll faint or something like that. Do u guy remember??!

And then there was the 'rubbing chalk on your palm' method. So that when a teacher beats you, u wont feel the pain. hahahaha  

OMG HOT-ANGEL!!!

Banana leaves! SHXT!! I'm laughin so hard *takes a pause to laugh*
. . .phew! I remember the chalk thang too.
Oh lawd!!! 

Can u imagine that till today when I'm sleeping
I make sure I never put ma legs up? LOL
Fear of SANDRA! (I watched that movie TOO MUCH!)
Remember part II? Her boyfriend's name was Joseph
and when she wanted to kill him she became a caterpillar?
LMAO!! very fresh in ma memory!! 

hot-angel where u from and where u now?

Jalal where ma suya? 

I don hear.
. . .and kilishi too o! 

@me, myself
That does not mean we just finished primary school.
I finished primary school 1997 summer. As i entered Jss1 september 1997.

An am sure post people that posted on this thread would hve finished long time ago. I knw lilnaomi finished long time ago lol.